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RKG 09-12-2004 03:56 AM

New wine
 
Wine for Seniors....

Napa Valley vintners who are famous for Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio
have come up with a hybrid grape that's anti-diuretic.
Reducing the nighttime trips to the bathroom for elderly, it will be
marketed as Pinot More.

Weez 09-12-2004 01:38 PM

I already posted that one in "wine humour :o)"
Louise:o)

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"RKG" > wrote in message
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> Wine for Seniors....
>
> Napa Valley vintners who are famous for Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio
> have come up with a hybrid grape that's anti-diuretic.
> Reducing the nighttime trips to the bathroom for elderly, it will be
> marketed as Pinot More.




Weez 09-12-2004 01:40 PM

But then there's always this one:

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to
stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd want to have dinner with.

Louise >:o)

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"RKG" > wrote in message
...
> Wine for Seniors....
>
> Napa Valley vintners who are famous for Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio
> have come up with a hybrid grape that's anti-diuretic.
> Reducing the nighttime trips to the bathroom for elderly, it will be
> marketed as Pinot More.




Weez 09-12-2004 01:40 PM

But then there's always this one:

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to
stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd want to have dinner with.

Louise >:o)

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"RKG" > wrote in message
...
> Wine for Seniors....
>
> Napa Valley vintners who are famous for Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio
> have come up with a hybrid grape that's anti-diuretic.
> Reducing the nighttime trips to the bathroom for elderly, it will be
> marketed as Pinot More.




RKG 09-12-2004 01:48 PM

Weez wrote:
> I already posted that one in "wine humour :o)"
> Louise:o)
>


I know I liked it and forwarded it to my dad and it accidently got
reposted here. sorry.

Rick


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