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Weez 06-12-2004 01:36 PM

Wine Humour :o)
 
My son sent this to me this morning:

Wine for Seniors....
Napa Valley vintners who are famous for Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio
have come up with a hybrid grape that's anti-diuretic.
Reducing the nighttime trips to the bathroom for elderly, it will be
marketed as Pinot More.

Louise:o)




Ray Calvert 06-12-2004 05:08 PM


"Weez" > wrote in message
.. .
> My son sent this to me this morning:
>
> Wine for Seniors....
> Napa Valley vintners who are famous for Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio
> have come up with a hybrid grape that's anti-diuretic.
> Reducing the nighttime trips to the bathroom for elderly, it will be
> marketed as Pinot More.
>
> Louise:o)
>
>
>

Yep, heard that one on Garrison Keller about 2 years ago. It was good then
and good now.

Ray



Glen Duff 07-12-2004 12:50 AM

One of my favourites was to ad lib W.C. Fields, "we were travelling
through the backcountry of Afghanistan when suddenly my corkscrew broke,
we were then forced to live on only food and water for the next 20 days."

Glen Duff
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Weez wrote:

> My son sent this to me this morning:
>
> Wine for Seniors....
> Napa Valley vintners who are famous for Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio
> have come up with a hybrid grape that's anti-diuretic.
> Reducing the nighttime trips to the bathroom for elderly, it will be
> marketed as Pinot More.
>
> Louise:o)
>
>
>
>




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