Drink to this cruise...Moet perhaps?
 

[snip]

Heh, that was funny...

Elation [used to sail] out of Galveston. In fact, I was on that cruise in
June and had my first bottle of Penfolds Grange. And if you buy $10,000
worth of art or more, they give you a free bottle of Moet....

Walter

Okay if we are doing political humour(alleged on my part)

10 "Mandates" of George W.
Bush





1.Ban the following: condoms, Murphy Brown re-runs, raunch, religious leave
for non-Christians, tootie fruiti ice cream.
2,Require placement of the 10 commandments and/or the Last Supper in all
federal buildings
3.Honor the creators of Amos and Andy at the Lincoln Center
4.Pardon Rush L, Officers of Halliburton, Enron, etc as well as persons
involved in abortion center violence.
5.Appoint Elliot Spitzer ambassador to the Sudan
6.Erect a statue of Anita Bryant in the National Mall
7.Deny the following return to the US if they travel abroad: Michael Moore,
Barbra Streisand, Whoopie, The Boss etc
8.Raise prices of gas and oil in the Blue States
9.Ban the use of Yiddish words in conversations as will as any other
"foreign" language use.
10.Return prayer to schools and public ceremonies; make the singing of
"Onward Christian Soldiers" and "Dixie" mandatory at all sporting events.

Bitter Rice Wine is the Beverage of Choice here.

--
Joe "Beppe" Rosenberg
"R&M" > wrote in message
om...
> We at Carnival Cruise Lines are not forgetting that a lot of
> entertainers promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to
be
> re-elected President.
>
>