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Can Catholics be Vegans?
Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate
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Steve Knight > wrote in
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Can Catholics be Vegans?
Your implications of your understanding are your own. What do you eat? Is
your own "Steve Knight" > wrote in message ... > On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, > (Cannibals for Christ) wrote: > > >Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate > >the ethics of veganism. > > Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked > this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat > their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing > 'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the > word > > I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' > > Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... > > Warlord Steve > BAAWA > www.sonic.net/~wooly |
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The implications are moot.
Would'st thou eat thyself? "christopherjt" > wrote in message u... > Your implications of your understanding are your own. What do you eat? Is > your own > > > "Steve Knight" > wrote in message > ... > > On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, > > (Cannibals for Christ) wrote: > > > > >Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate > > >the ethics of veganism. > > > > Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked > > this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat > > their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing > > 'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the > > word > > > > I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' > > > > Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... > > > > Warlord Steve > > BAAWA > > www.sonic.net/~wooly > > |
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On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 00:29:16 GMT in alt.atheism, Steve Knight (Steve Knight >) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism >On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, >(Cannibals for Christ) wrote: > >>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>the ethics of veganism. > > Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked >this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat >their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing >'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the >word > > I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' > > Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... I would have thought the appropriate rejoinder would be "it tastes like heaven". On this I might recommend the classic book "Ritual" by Graham Masterson (who also does a nice line in bodice rippers). Ritual is about a Christian sect to take the stuff about eating the body of Christ, very seriously indeed. -- "Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You." - Attrib: Pauline Reage. Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion? See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD. all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read. ** atheist poster child #1 ** #442. |
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On 11/25/03 7:29 PM, Steve Knight at wrote:
> On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, > (Cannibals for Christ) wrote: > >> Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >> the ethics of veganism. > > Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked > this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat > their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing > 'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the > word > > I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' > > Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... > > Warlord Steve > BAAWA > www.sonic.net/~wooly I like your conversation stoppers. :-) Reminds me of.......well... ME. What kinda wars do you lord over and um..... can I play with your sword? Ill be careful, I promise. ___ /uesday /<night |
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On 11/25/03 6:15 PM, Cannibals for Christ at
wrote: > Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate > the ethics of veganism. I can only conclude that Jebus is made of rice flour. But then that raises the question....... Do Catholics on the Atkins diet consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs......... Christianity is so confusing when one is watching their weight. ___ /uesday /<night |
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Um Frodo... Eyes up HERE....
___ /uesday /<night On 11/26/03 7:23 AM, christopherjt at wrote: > Your implications of your understanding are your own. What do you eat? Is > your own > > > "Steve Knight" > wrote in message > ... >> On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, >> (Cannibals for Christ) wrote: >> >>> Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>> the ethics of veganism. >> >> Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked >> this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat >> their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing >> 'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the >> word >> >> I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' >> >> Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... >> >> Warlord Steve >> BAAWA >> www.sonic.net/~wooly > > |
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Tuesday Knight wrote:
> On 11/25/03 6:15 PM, Cannibals for Christ at > wrote: > > >>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>the ethics of veganism. > > > I can only conclude that Jebus is made of rice flour. > Wheat flour. A priest who had a gluten sensitivity was told to pray for healing, but they couldn't change the recipe for communion wafers. > But then that raises the question....... Do Catholics on the Atkins diet > consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs......... Christianity is so > confusing when one is watching their weight. Transsubstantiation doesn't seem to affect protein chemistry. -- Fred Stone Illegitimi non Carborundum |
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"Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message .. . > Um Frodo... Eyes up HERE.... *applause* Love & Laughter, Nightshade |
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On 12/2/03 2:21 PM, Fred Stone at wrote:
> Tuesday Knight wrote: > >> On 11/25/03 6:15 PM, Cannibals for Christ at >> wrote: >> >> >>> Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>> the ethics of veganism. >> >> >> I can only conclude that Jebus is made of rice flour. >> > > Wheat flour. A priest who had a gluten sensitivity was told to pray for > healing, but they couldn't change the recipe for communion wafers. Its a shame. They are so bland, you know. I think more people would go to communion if they tasted more like Oreos my last high priestess served. (yeah, I did it all for the cookies) >> But then that raises the question....... Do Catholics on the Atkins diet >> consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs......... Christianity is so >> confusing when one is watching their weight. > > Transsubstantiation doesn't seem to affect protein chemistry. Right. Nix the wafers. Its a good thing Im not catholic. Id **so** be going to hell. But with oreo cookies I guess Ill just go to hollow tree and get jiggie with some elves. As long as they looked like Legolas how could that be bad? ;-) ___ /uesday /<night |
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Tuesday Knight wrote:
> On 12/2/03 2:21 PM, Fred Stone at wrote: > > >>Tuesday Knight wrote: >> >> >>>On 11/25/03 6:15 PM, Cannibals for Christ at >>>wrote: >>> >>> >>> >>>>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>>>the ethics of veganism. >>> >>> >>>I can only conclude that Jebus is made of rice flour. >>> >> >>Wheat flour. A priest who had a gluten sensitivity was told to pray for >>healing, but they couldn't change the recipe for communion wafers. > > > Its a shame. They are so bland, you know. I think more people would go to > communion if they tasted more like Oreos my last high priestess served. > (yeah, I did it all for the cookies) > No Snickers? > >>>But then that raises the question....... Do Catholics on the Atkins diet >>>consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs......... Christianity is so >>>confusing when one is watching their weight. >> >>Transsubstantiation doesn't seem to affect protein chemistry. > > > Right. Nix the wafers. > > Its a good thing Im not catholic. Id **so** be going to hell. But with oreo > cookies I guess Ill just go to hollow tree and get jiggie with some elves. > As long as they looked like Legolas how could that be bad? ;-) I don't know, eyebrows don't do a whole lot for me. ;-) -- Fred Stone Illegitimi non Carborundum |
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TeeHee!
___ /uesday /<night ...it is a gift. On 12/2/03 2:50 PM, Hecate100 at wrote: > > "Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message > .. . >> Um Frodo... Eyes up HERE.... > > *applause* > > Love & Laughter, > Nightshade > > > |
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"Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message .. . > On 12/2/03 2:21 PM, Fred Stone at wrote: > > > Tuesday Knight wrote: > > > >> On 11/25/03 6:15 PM, Cannibals for Christ at > >> wrote: > >> > >> > >>> Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate > >>> the ethics of veganism. > >> > >> > >> I can only conclude that Jebus is made of rice flour. > >> > > > > Wheat flour. A priest who had a gluten sensitivity was told to pray for > > healing, but they couldn't change the recipe for communion wafers. > > Its a shame. They are so bland, you know. I think more people would go to > communion if they tasted more like Oreos my last high priestess served. > (yeah, I did it all for the cookies) Oreos don't stick to the roof of your mouth and dry up all your saliva, either. There was an Xmas tradition at my evil grandmother's house where everyone had a wafer (big enough to have a Last Supper embossing on it) and each person present would break a piece off of each other's and say "Health, Wealth and Happiness" before eating the fragment. It became an art form of trying to break off as small a piece as possible. Thing was, you had to eat what was left of your wafer. Nasty shit. > >> But then that raises the question....... Do Catholics on the Atkins diet > >> consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs......... Christianity is so > >> confusing when one is watching their weight. > > > > Transsubstantiation doesn't seem to affect protein chemistry. > > Right. Nix the wafers. > > Its a good thing Im not catholic. Id **so** be going to hell. But with oreo > cookies I guess Ill just go to hollow tree and get jiggie with some elves. > As long as they looked like Legolas how could that be bad? ;-) He's a bit effete for my tastes, though. And he really should bleach his eyebrows to match his hair. Love & Laughter, Nightshade |
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Tuesday Knight wrote: http://www.google.co.nz/groups?as_q=...2003&lr=&hl=en > Um Frodo... Eyes up HERE.... Now, I have a question... Why did Abel kill the Lamb? <> Revelation 13:8 http://www.google.co.nz/groups?hl=en...ra.co.nz#link1 Thy people also shall be all righteous: they shall inherit the land for ever, the branch of my planting, the work of my hands, that I may be glorified. For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth. And to make thee high above all nations which he hath made, in praise, and in name, and in honour; and that thou mayest be an holy people unto the LORD thy God, as he hath spoken. The LORD shall establish thee an holy people unto himself, as he hath sworn unto thee, if thou shalt keep the commandments of the LORD thy God, and walk in his ways. But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light: No lion shall be there, nor any ravenous beast shall go up thereon, it shall not be found there; but the redeemed shall walk the Let the redeemed of the LORD say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy; Forasmuch as ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received by tradition from your fathers; But with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot: And they sung a new song, saying, Thou art worthy to take the book, and to open the seals thereof: for thou wast slain, and hast redeemed us to God by thy blood out of every kindred, and tongue, and people, and nation; I am sought of them that asked not for me; I am found of them that sought me not: I said, Behold me, behold me, unto a nation that was not called by my name. For thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I, even I, will both search my sheep, and seek them out. As a shepherd seeketh out his flock in the day that he is among his sheep that are scattered; so will I seek out my sheep, and will deliver them out of all places where they have been scattered in the cloudy and dark day. And I will bring them out from the people, and gather them from the countries, and will bring them to their own land, and feed them upon the mountains of Israel by the rivers, and in all the inhabited places of the country. I will feed them in a good pasture, and upon the high mountains of Israel shall their fold be: there shall they lie in a good fold, and in a fat pasture shall they feed upon the mountains of Israel. I will feed my flock, and I will cause them to lie down, saith the Lord GOD. I will seek that which was lost, and bring again that which was driven away, and will bind up that which was broken, and will strengthen that which was sick: but I will destroy the fat and the strong; I will feed them with judgment. For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost. How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray? And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that sheep, than of the ninety and nine which went not astray. What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it? And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing. For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost. But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him. And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd. Thou shalt no more be termed Forsaken; neither shall thy land any more be termed Desolate: but thou shalt be called Hephzibah, and thy land Beulah: for the LORD delighteth in thee, and thy land shall be married. And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen. Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee. > ___ > /uesday > /<night > > On 11/26/03 7:23 AM, christopherjt at wrote: > > > Your implications of your understanding are your own. What do you eat? Is > > your own http://www.google.co.nz/groups?hl=en...r%3D%26hl%3Den Any one can be a vegan? Are you or aren't you? I AM that i am. > > "Steve Knight" > wrote in message > > ... > >> On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, > >> (Cannibals for Christ) wrote: > >> > >>> Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate > >>> the ethics of veganism. > >> > >> Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked > >> this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat > >> their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing > >> 'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the > >> word > >> > >> I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' > >> > >> Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... > >> > >> Warlord Steve > >> BAAWA > >> www.sonic.net/~wooly > > > > |
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You're an ass.
And yes they can. Transubstantiation is not cannibalism. On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, (Cannibals for Christ) wrote: >Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >the ethics of veganism. |
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Hecate100 wrote: > "Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message > .. . > >>On 12/2/03 2:21 PM, Fred Stone at wrote: >> >> >>>Tuesday Knight wrote: >>> >>> >>>>On 11/25/03 6:15 PM, Cannibals for Christ at >>> > > >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>>>>the ethics of veganism. >>>> >>>> >>>>I can only conclude that Jebus is made of rice flour. >>>> >>> >>>Wheat flour. A priest who had a gluten sensitivity was told to pray for >>>healing, but they couldn't change the recipe for communion wafers. >> >>Its a shame. They are so bland, you know. I think more people would go to >>communion if they tasted more like Oreos my last high priestess served. >>(yeah, I did it all for the cookies) > > > Oreos don't stick to the roof of your mouth and dry up all your saliva, > either. > > There was an Xmas tradition at my evil grandmother's house where everyone > had a wafer (big enough to have a Last Supper embossing on it) and each > person present would break a piece off of each other's and say "Health, > Wealth and Happiness" before eating the fragment. It became an art form of > trying to break off as small a piece as possible. Thing was, you had to eat > what was left of your wafer. Nasty shit. > > >>>>But then that raises the question....... Do Catholics on the Atkins >>> > diet > >>>>consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs......... Christianity is >>> > so > >>>>confusing when one is watching their weight. >>> >>>Transsubstantiation doesn't seem to affect protein chemistry. >> >>Right. Nix the wafers. >> >>Its a good thing Im not catholic. Id **so** be going to hell. But with > > oreo > >>cookies I guess Ill just go to hollow tree and get jiggie with some elves. >>As long as they looked like Legolas how could that be bad? ;-) > > > He's a bit effete for my tastes, though. And he really should bleach his > eyebrows to match his hair. > > Love & Laughter, > Nightshade > > |
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Hecate100 wrote: > "Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message > .. . > >>On 12/2/03 2:21 PM, Fred Stone at wrote: >> >> >>>Tuesday Knight wrote: >>> >>> >>>>On 11/25/03 6:15 PM, Cannibals for Christ at >>> > > >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>>>>the ethics of veganism. >>>> >>>> >>>>I can only conclude that Jebus is made of rice flour. >>>> >>> >>>Wheat flour. A priest who had a gluten sensitivity was told to pray for >>>healing, but they couldn't change the recipe for communion wafers. >> >>Its a shame. They are so bland, you know. I think more people would go to >>communion if they tasted more like Oreos my last high priestess served. >>(yeah, I did it all for the cookies) > > > Oreos don't stick to the roof of your mouth and dry up all your saliva, > either. > > There was an Xmas tradition at my evil grandmother's house where everyone > had a wafer (big enough to have a Last Supper embossing on it) and each > person present would break a piece off of each other's and say "Health, > Wealth and Happiness" before eating the fragment. It became an art form of > trying to break off as small a piece as possible. Thing was, you had to eat > what was left of your wafer. Nasty shit. > > >>>>But then that raises the question....... Do Catholics on the Atkins >>> > diet > >>>>consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs......... Christianity is >>> > so > >>>>confusing when one is watching their weight. >>> >>>Transsubstantiation doesn't seem to affect protein chemistry. >> >>Right. Nix the wafers. >> >>Its a good thing Im not catholic. Id **so** be going to hell. But with > > oreo > >>cookies I guess Ill just go to hollow tree and get jiggie with some elves. >>As long as they looked like Legolas how could that be bad? ;-) > > > He's a bit effete for my tastes, though. And he really should bleach his > eyebrows to match his hair. > > Love & Laughter, > Nightshade > > |
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David Chariot wrote: > > Tuesday Knight wrote: > > http://www.google.co.nz/groups?as_q=...2003&lr=&hl=en > > >>Um Frodo... Eyes up HERE.... > > > Now, I have a question... > > Why did Abel kill the Lamb? <> Revelation 13:8 > > http://www.google.co.nz/groups?hl=en...ra.co.nz#link1 > > > Thy people > also shall be > all righteous: > they shall > inherit the > land for ever, > the branch > of my planting, > the work of > my hands, > that I > may be > glorified. > For thou art an holy people > unto the LORD thy God: > the LORD thy God > hath chosen > thee to be a special people > unto himself, > above all people > that are upon > the face of the earth. > And to make thee high > above all nations > which he hath made, > in praise, > and in name, > and in honour; > and that thou mayest be an holy people > unto the LORD thy God, as he hath spoken. > The LORD shall establish thee an holy people > unto himself, as he hath sworn unto thee, if > thou shalt keep the commandments of the LORD thy God, > and walk in his ways. But ye are a chosen generation, > a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; > that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath > called you out of darkness into his marvellous light: > > No lion > shall > be > there, > nor > any > ravenous > beast > shall > go > up > thereon, > it > shall > not > be > found > there; > but > the > redeemed > shall > walk > the > Let > the > redeemed > of > the > LORD > say > so, > whom > he > hath > redeemed > from > the > hand > of > the > enemy; > Forasmuch as ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible > things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received > by tradition from your fathers; But with the precious blood > of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot: And > they sung a new song, > saying, > Thou art worthy to take the book, > and to open the seals thereof: > for thou wast slain, > and hast redeemed us > to God by thy blood out of every kindred, > and tongue, and people, and nation; > I am sought of them that asked not for me; > I am found of them that sought me not: > I said, > Behold me, > behold me, > unto a nation > that was not called by my name. > For thus saith the Lord GOD; > Behold, > I, even I, will both search my sheep, > and seek them out. > As a shepherd seeketh out his flock > in the day > that he is among his sheep that are scattered; > so will I seek out my sheep, > and will deliver them out > of all places where > they have been scattered > in the cloudy and dark day. > And I will bring them out > from the people, > and gather them from the countries, > and will bring them to their own land, > and feed them upon the mountains of Israel > by the rivers, > and in all > the inhabited places of the country. > I will feed them in a good pasture, > and upon the high mountains > of Israel shall their > fold be: there > shall they > lie in a good fold, > and in a fat pasture > shall they feed > upon the > mountains > of Israel. > I will feed my flock, > and I will cause them to lie down, > saith the Lord GOD. > I will seek that which was lost, > and bring again that which was driven away, > and will bind up that which was broken, > and will strengthen that which was sick: > but I will destroy the fat and the strong; > I will feed them with judgment. > > For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost. > > How think ye? > if a man have an hundred sheep, > and one of them be gone astray, > doth he not leave the ninety and nine, > and goeth into the mountains, > and seeketh that which is gone astray? > And if so be that he find it, > verily I say unto you, > he rejoiceth more of that sheep, > than of the ninety and nine which went not astray. > What man of you, > having an hundred sheep, > if he lose one of them, > doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, > and go after that which is lost, > until he find it? > And when he hath found it, > he layeth it on his shoulders, > rejoicing. > For > the Son of man > is come to seek > and to save that which was lost. > But > the > hour > cometh, > and now is, > when the true worshippers > shall worship the Father > in spirit and in truth: > for the Father seeketh > such to worship him. > And other > sheep I have, > which are not of > this fold: them also > I must bring, and they > shall hear my voice; > and there shall > be one fold, > and one > shepherd. > Thou > shalt no > more be > termed > Forsaken; > neither shall thy land any more be termed Desolate: > but thou shalt be called Hephzibah, > and thy land Beulah: > for the LORD delighteth in thee, > and thy land shall be married. > And I say also unto thee, > That thou art Peter, > and upon this rock I will build my church; > and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. > Teaching them to observe all things > whatsoever I have commanded you: > and, > lo, > I am > with you > alway, even > unto the end > of the world. > Amen. > Let your > conversation > be without > covetousness; > and be content > with such things > as ye have: for he > hath said, I will > never leave thee, > nor forsake thee. > > >>___ >> /uesday >> /<night >> >>On 11/26/03 7:23 AM, christopherjt at wrote: >> >> >>>Your implications of your understanding are your own. What do you eat? Is >>>your own >> > > http://www.google.co.nz/groups?hl=en...r%3D%26hl%3Den > > Any one can be a vegan? Are you or aren't you? I AM that i am. > > > >>>"Steve Knight" > wrote in message ... >>> >>>>On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, >>>>(Cannibals for Christ) wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>>>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>>>>the ethics of veganism. >>>> >>>>Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked >>>>this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat >>>>their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing >>>>'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the >>>>word >>>> >>>>I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' >>>> >>>>Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... >>>> >>>>Warlord Steve >>>>BAAWA >>>>www.sonic.net/~wooly >>> >>> |
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Spammers Blow wrote: > You're an ass. > > And yes they can. Transubstantiation is not cannibalism. > > > On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, > (Cannibals for Christ) wrote: > > >>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>the ethics of veganism. > > |
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Can Catholics be Vegans?
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Tuesday Knight wrote: > TeeHee! > ___ > /uesday > /<night ...it is a gift. > > > On 12/2/03 2:50 PM, Hecate100 at wrote: > > >>"Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message ... >> >>>Um Frodo... Eyes up HERE.... >> >>*applause* >> >>Love & Laughter, >>Nightshade >> >> >> > > |
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Can Catholics be Vegans?
Thats what I love about Misty. She can always be counted on to tell us
exactly whats on her mind. ___ /uesday /<night On 12/3/03 3:06 AM, Misty at wrote: > > > Hecate100 wrote: >> "Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message >> .. . >> >>> On 12/2/03 2:21 PM, Fred Stone at wrote: >>> >>> >>>> Tuesday Knight wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>>> On 11/25/03 6:15 PM, Cannibals for Christ at >>>> >> >> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>>>>> the ethics of veganism. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> I can only conclude that Jebus is made of rice flour. >>>>> >>>> >>>> Wheat flour. A priest who had a gluten sensitivity was told to pray for >>>> healing, but they couldn't change the recipe for communion wafers. >>> >>> Its a shame. They are so bland, you know. I think more people would go to >>> communion if they tasted more like Oreos my last high priestess served. >>> (yeah, I did it all for the cookies) >> >> >> Oreos don't stick to the roof of your mouth and dry up all your saliva, >> either. >> >> There was an Xmas tradition at my evil grandmother's house where everyone >> had a wafer (big enough to have a Last Supper embossing on it) and each >> person present would break a piece off of each other's and say "Health, >> Wealth and Happiness" before eating the fragment. It became an art form of >> trying to break off as small a piece as possible. Thing was, you had to eat >> what was left of your wafer. Nasty shit. >> >> >>>>> But then that raises the question....... Do Catholics on the Atkins >>>> >> diet >> >>>>> consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs......... Christianity is >>>> >> so >> >>>>> confusing when one is watching their weight. >>>> >>>> Transsubstantiation doesn't seem to affect protein chemistry. >>> >>> Right. Nix the wafers. >>> >>> Its a good thing Im not catholic. Id **so** be going to hell. But with >> >> oreo >> >>> cookies I guess Ill just go to hollow tree and get jiggie with some elves. >>> As long as they looked like Legolas how could that be bad? ;-) >> >> >> He's a bit effete for my tastes, though. And he really should bleach his >> eyebrows to match his hair. >> >> Love & Laughter, >> Nightshade >> >> > |
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Case en pointe.
___ /uesday /<night On 12/3/03 3:07 AM, Misty at wrote: > > > Hecate100 wrote: >> "Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message >> .. . >> >>> On 12/2/03 2:21 PM, Fred Stone at wrote: >>> >>> >>>> Tuesday Knight wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>>> On 11/25/03 6:15 PM, Cannibals for Christ at >>>> >> >> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>>>>> the ethics of veganism. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> I can only conclude that Jebus is made of rice flour. >>>>> >>>> >>>> Wheat flour. A priest who had a gluten sensitivity was told to pray for >>>> healing, but they couldn't change the recipe for communion wafers. >>> >>> Its a shame. They are so bland, you know. I think more people would go to >>> communion if they tasted more like Oreos my last high priestess served. >>> (yeah, I did it all for the cookies) >> >> >> Oreos don't stick to the roof of your mouth and dry up all your saliva, >> either. >> >> There was an Xmas tradition at my evil grandmother's house where everyone >> had a wafer (big enough to have a Last Supper embossing on it) and each >> person present would break a piece off of each other's and say "Health, >> Wealth and Happiness" before eating the fragment. It became an art form of >> trying to break off as small a piece as possible. Thing was, you had to eat >> what was left of your wafer. Nasty shit. >> >> >>>>> But then that raises the question....... Do Catholics on the Atkins >>>> >> diet >> >>>>> consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs......... Christianity is >>>> >> so >> >>>>> confusing when one is watching their weight. >>>> >>>> Transsubstantiation doesn't seem to affect protein chemistry. >>> >>> Right. Nix the wafers. >>> >>> Its a good thing Im not catholic. Id **so** be going to hell. But with >> >> oreo >> >>> cookies I guess Ill just go to hollow tree and get jiggie with some elves. >>> As long as they looked like Legolas how could that be bad? ;-) >> >> >> He's a bit effete for my tastes, though. And he really should bleach his >> eyebrows to match his hair. >> >> Love & Laughter, >> Nightshade >> >> > |
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Can Catholics be Vegans?
I dunno. I always thought Abel was a bit of a suck up.
I have a question tho. Is there a Christian form of Tourettes? Just asking cuz you seem kinna blurty and you didnt make much sense. Then again, I wasnt really paying attention. I have Christian A.D.D. ___ /uesday /<night On 12/2/03 10:46 PM, David Chariot at wrote: > > > Tuesday Knight wrote: > > http://www.google.co.nz/groups?as_q=...e=ISO-8859-1&a > s_ugroup=alt.christnet.christianlife&as_uauthors=c hariot&as_drrb=b&as_mind=12& > as_minm=6&as_miny=1981&as_maxd=15&as_maxm=9&as_max y=2003&lr=&hl=en > >> Um Frodo... Eyes up HERE.... > > Now, I have a question... > > Why did Abel kill the Lamb? <> Revelation 13:8 > > http://www.google.co.nz/groups?hl=en...=17e6e3da8dabc > c6c&seekm=3FC7DB33.E82C4578%40xtra.co.nz#link1 > > > Thy people > also shall be > all righteous: > they shall > inherit the > land for ever, > the branch > of my planting, > the work of > my hands, > that I > may be > glorified. > For thou art an holy people > unto the LORD thy God: > the LORD thy God > hath chosen > thee to be a special people > unto himself, > above all people > that are upon > the face of the earth. > And to make thee high > above all nations > which he hath made, > in praise, > and in name, > and in honour; > and that thou mayest be an holy people > unto the LORD thy God, as he hath spoken. > The LORD shall establish thee an holy people > unto himself, as he hath sworn unto thee, if > thou shalt keep the commandments of the LORD thy God, > and walk in his ways. But ye are a chosen generation, > a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; > that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath > called you out of darkness into his marvellous light: > > No lion > shall > be > there, > nor > any > ravenous > beast > shall > go > up > thereon, > it > shall > not > be > found > there; > but > the > redeemed > shall > walk > the > Let > the > redeemed > of > the > LORD > say > so, > whom > he > hath > redeemed > from > the > hand > of > the > enemy; > Forasmuch as ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible > things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received > by tradition from your fathers; But with the precious blood > of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot: And > they sung a new song, > saying, > Thou art worthy to take the book, > and to open the seals thereof: > for thou wast slain, > and hast redeemed us > to God by thy blood out of every kindred, > and tongue, and people, and nation; > I am sought of them that asked not for me; > I am found of them that sought me not: > I said, > Behold me, > behold me, > unto a nation > that was not called by my name. > For thus saith the Lord GOD; > Behold, > I, even I, will both search my sheep, > and seek them out. > As a shepherd seeketh out his flock > in the day > that he is among his sheep that are scattered; > so will I seek out my sheep, > and will deliver them out > of all places where > they have been scattered > in the cloudy and dark day. > And I will bring them out > from the people, > and gather them from the countries, > and will bring them to their own land, > and feed them upon the mountains of Israel > by the rivers, > and in all > the inhabited places of the country. > I will feed them in a good pasture, > and upon the high mountains > of Israel shall their > fold be: there > shall they > lie in a good fold, > and in a fat pasture > shall they feed > upon the > mountains > of Israel. > I will feed my flock, > and I will cause them to lie down, > saith the Lord GOD. > I will seek that which was lost, > and bring again that which was driven away, > and will bind up that which was broken, > and will strengthen that which was sick: > but I will destroy the fat and the strong; > I will feed them with judgment. > > For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost. > > How think ye? > if a man have an hundred sheep, > and one of them be gone astray, > doth he not leave the ninety and nine, > and goeth into the mountains, > and seeketh that which is gone astray? > And if so be that he find it, > verily I say unto you, > he rejoiceth more of that sheep, > than of the ninety and nine which went not astray. > What man of you, > having an hundred sheep, > if he lose one of them, > doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, > and go after that which is lost, > until he find it? > And when he hath found it, > he layeth it on his shoulders, > rejoicing. > For > the Son of man > is come to seek > and to save that which was lost. > But > the > hour > cometh, > and now is, > when the true worshippers > shall worship the Father > in spirit and in truth: > for the Father seeketh > such to worship him. > And other > sheep I have, > which are not of > this fold: them also > I must bring, and they > shall hear my voice; > and there shall > be one fold, > and one > shepherd. > Thou > shalt no > more be > termed > Forsaken; > neither shall thy land any more be termed Desolate: > but thou shalt be called Hephzibah, > and thy land Beulah: > for the LORD delighteth in thee, > and thy land shall be married. > And I say also unto thee, > That thou art Peter, > and upon this rock I will build my church; > and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. > Teaching them to observe all things > whatsoever I have commanded you: > and, > lo, > I am > with you > alway, even > unto the end > of the world. > Amen. > Let your > conversation > be without > covetousness; > and be content > with such things > as ye have: for he > hath said, I will > never leave thee, > nor forsake thee. > >> ___ >> /uesday >> /<night >> >> On 11/26/03 7:23 AM, christopherjt at wrote: >> >>> Your implications of your understanding are your own. What do you eat? Is >>> your own > > http://www.google.co.nz/groups?hl=en...2A.2952CE6C%40 > hotmail.com&rnum=1&prev=/groups%3Fsafe%3Dimages%26ie%3DISO-8859-1%26as_ugroup% > 3Dalt.bible%26as_usubject%3Dvegan%26as_uauthors%3D chariot%2520%26lr%3D%26hl%3D > en > > Any one can be a vegan? Are you or aren't you? I AM that i am. > > >>> "Steve Knight" > wrote in message >>> ... >>>> On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, >>>> (Cannibals for Christ) wrote: >>>> >>>>> Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>>>> the ethics of veganism. >>>> >>>> Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked >>>> this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat >>>> their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing >>>> 'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the >>>> word >>>> >>>> I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' >>>> >>>> Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... >>>> >>>> Warlord Steve >>>> BAAWA >>>> www.sonic.net/~wooly >>> >>> |
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On 12/2/03 5:06 PM, Fred Stone at wrote:
> Tuesday Knight wrote: >> On 12/2/03 2:21 PM, Fred Stone at wrote: >> >> >>> Tuesday Knight wrote: >>> >>> >>>> On 11/25/03 6:15 PM, Cannibals for Christ at >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>> Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>>>> the ethics of veganism. >>>> >>>> >>>> I can only conclude that Jebus is made of rice flour. >>>> >>> >>> Wheat flour. A priest who had a gluten sensitivity was told to pray for >>> healing, but they couldn't change the recipe for communion wafers. >> >> >> Its a shame. They are so bland, you know. I think more people would go to >> communion if they tasted more like Oreos my last high priestess served. >> (yeah, I did it all for the cookies) >> > > No Snickers? > >> >>>> But then that raises the question....... Do Catholics on the Atkins diet >>>> consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs......... Christianity is so >>>> confusing when one is watching their weight. >>> >>> Transsubstantiation doesn't seem to affect protein chemistry. >> >> >> Right. Nix the wafers. >> >> Its a good thing Im not catholic. Id **so** be going to hell. But with oreo >> cookies I guess Ill just go to hollow tree and get jiggie with some elves. >> As long as they looked like Legolas how could that be bad? ;-) > > I don't know, eyebrows don't do a whole lot for me. ;-) Hrm. Well, I dont look like Legolas, you can have my cookies. ;-) ___ /uesday /<night |
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"Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message .. . > I dunno. I always thought Abel was a bit of a suck up. > > I have a question tho. Is there a Christian form of Tourettes? Yes. It's called "evangellism". Joe |
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On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 00:29:16 GMT, Steve Knight >
ejaculated: >On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, >(Cannibals for Christ) wrote: > >>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >>the ethics of veganism. > > Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked >this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat >their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing >'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the >word > > I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' > > Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... What I really don't get about Catholics is that the wafer is still obviously a cracker and that the wine is still a Merlot or Chianti or whatever. Crackers taste nothing like meat and wine tastes nothing like blood. I suppose they could always argue that god flesh tastes like a cracker and god blood tastes like wine, but even they have to see that this is an obvious begging of the question. -- "They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" - Benjamin Franklin |
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Isnt that cute? She tries so hard to make words.... dontcha just love
her???? ___ /uesday /<night On 12/3/03 3:13 AM, Misty at wrote: > , > > Tuesday Knight wrote: >> TeeHee! >> ___ >> /uesday >> /<night ...it is a gift. >> >> >> On 12/2/03 2:50 PM, Hecate100 at wrote: >> >> >>> "Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message >>> .. . >>> >>>> Um Frodo... Eyes up HERE.... >>> >>> *applause* >>> >>> Love & Laughter, >>> Nightshade >>> >>> >>> >> >> > |
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Tuesday Knight wrote: > > I dunno. I always thought Abel was a bit of a suck up. > > I have a question tho. Is there a Christian form of Tourettes? > > Just asking cuz you seem kinna blurty and you didnt make much sense. Then > again, I wasnt really paying attention. I have Christian A.D.D. > ___ > /uesday > /<night You must give a little to gain the lot. Research helps where you lose the plot. Peace be with you. |
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"Tuesday Knight" > wrote in message
.. . > I dunno. I always thought Abel was a bit of a suck up. > > I have a question tho. Is there a Christian form of Tourettes? Christianity is Tourettes. > Just asking cuz you seem kinna blurty and you didnt make much sense. Then > again, I wasnt really paying attention. I have Christian A.D.D. > ___ > /uesday > /<night > > > On 12/2/03 10:46 PM, David Chariot at wrote: > > > > > > > Tuesday Knight wrote: > > > > http://www.google.co.nz/groups?as_q=...e=ISO-8859-1&a > > s_ugroup=alt.christnet.christianlife&as_uauthors=c hariot&as_drrb=b&as_mi nd=12& > > as_minm=6&as_miny=1981&as_maxd=15&as_maxm=9&as_max y=2003&lr=&hl=en > > > >> Um Frodo... Eyes up HERE.... > > > > Now, I have a question... > > > > Why did Abel kill the Lamb? <> Revelation 13:8 > > > > http://www.google.co.nz/groups?hl=en...=17e6e3da8dabc > > c6c&seekm=3FC7DB33.E82C4578%40xtra.co.nz#link1 > > > > > > Thy people > > also shall be > > all righteous: > > they shall > > inherit the > > land for ever, > > the branch > > of my planting, > > the work of > > my hands, > > that I > > may be > > glorified. > > For thou art an holy people > > unto the LORD thy God: > > the LORD thy God > > hath chosen > > thee to be a special people > > unto himself, > > above all people > > that are upon > > the face of the earth. > > And to make thee high > > above all nations > > which he hath made, > > in praise, > > and in name, > > and in honour; > > and that thou mayest be an holy people > > unto the LORD thy God, as he hath spoken. > > The LORD shall establish thee an holy people > > unto himself, as he hath sworn unto thee, if > > thou shalt keep the commandments of the LORD thy God, > > and walk in his ways. But ye are a chosen generation, > > a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; > > that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath > > called you out of darkness into his marvellous light: > > > > No lion > > shall > > be > > there, > > nor > > any > > ravenous > > beast > > shall > > go > > up > > thereon, > > it > > shall > > not > > be > > found > > there; > > but > > the > > redeemed > > shall > > walk > > the > > Let > > the > > redeemed > > of > > the > > LORD > > say > > so, > > whom > > he > > hath > > redeemed > > from > > the > > hand > > of > > the > > enemy; > > Forasmuch as ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible > > things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received > > by tradition from your fathers; But with the precious blood > > of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot: And > > they sung a new song, > > saying, > > Thou art worthy to take the book, > > and to open the seals thereof: > > for thou wast slain, > > and hast redeemed us > > to God by thy blood out of every kindred, > > and tongue, and people, and nation; > > I am sought of them that asked not for me; > > I am found of them that sought me not: > > I said, > > Behold me, > > behold me, > > unto a nation > > that was not called by my name. > > For thus saith the Lord GOD; > > Behold, > > I, even I, will both search my sheep, > > and seek them out. > > As a shepherd seeketh out his flock > > in the day > > that he is among his sheep that are scattered; > > so will I seek out my sheep, > > and will deliver them out > > of all places where > > they have been scattered > > in the cloudy and dark day. > > And I will bring them out > > from the people, > > and gather them from the countries, > > and will bring them to their own land, > > and feed them upon the mountains of Israel > > by the rivers, > > and in all > > the inhabited places of the country. > > I will feed them in a good pasture, > > and upon the high mountains > > of Israel shall their > > fold be: there > > shall they > > lie in a good fold, > > and in a fat pasture > > shall they feed > > upon the > > mountains > > of Israel. > > I will feed my flock, > > and I will cause them to lie down, > > saith the Lord GOD. > > I will seek that which was lost, > > and bring again that which was driven away, > > and will bind up that which was broken, > > and will strengthen that which was sick: > > but I will destroy the fat and the strong; > > I will feed them with judgment. > > > > For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost. > > > > How think ye? > > if a man have an hundred sheep, > > and one of them be gone astray, > > doth he not leave the ninety and nine, > > and goeth into the mountains, > > and seeketh that which is gone astray? > > And if so be that he find it, > > verily I say unto you, > > he rejoiceth more of that sheep, > > than of the ninety and nine which went not astray. > > What man of you, > > having an hundred sheep, > > if he lose one of them, > > doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, > > and go after that which is lost, > > until he find it? > > And when he hath found it, > > he layeth it on his shoulders, > > rejoicing. > > For > > the Son of man > > is come to seek > > and to save that which was lost. > > But > > the > > hour > > cometh, > > and now is, > > when the true worshippers > > shall worship the Father > > in spirit and in truth: > > for the Father seeketh > > such to worship him. > > And other > > sheep I have, > > which are not of > > this fold: them also > > I must bring, and they > > shall hear my voice; > > and there shall > > be one fold, > > and one > > shepherd. > > Thou > > shalt no > > more be > > termed > > Forsaken; > > neither shall thy land any more be termed Desolate: > > but thou shalt be called Hephzibah, > > and thy land Beulah: > > for the LORD delighteth in thee, > > and thy land shall be married. > > And I say also unto thee, > > That thou art Peter, > > and upon this rock I will build my church; > > and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. > > Teaching them to observe all things > > whatsoever I have commanded you: > > and, > > lo, > > I am > > with you > > alway, even > > unto the end > > of the world. > > Amen. > > Let your > > conversation > > be without > > covetousness; > > and be content > > with such things > > as ye have: for he > > hath said, I will > > never leave thee, > > nor forsake thee. > > > >> ___ > >> /uesday > >> /<night > >> > >> On 11/26/03 7:23 AM, christopherjt at wrote: > >> > >>> Your implications of your understanding are your own. What do you eat? Is > >>> your own > > > > http://www.google.co.nz/groups?hl=en...2A.2952CE6C%40 > > hotmail.com&rnum=1&prev=/groups%3Fsafe%3Dimages%26ie%3DISO-8859-1%26as_u group% > > 3Dalt.bible%26as_usubject%3Dvegan%26as_uauthors%3D chariot%2520%26lr%3D%2 6hl%3D > > en > > > > Any one can be a vegan? Are you or aren't you? I AM that i am. > > > > > >>> "Steve Knight" > wrote in message > >>> ... > >>>> On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, > >>>> (Cannibals for Christ) wrote: > >>>> > >>>>> Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate > >>>>> the ethics of veganism. > >>>> > >>>> Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked > >>>> this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat > >>>> their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing > >>>> 'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the > >>>> word > >>>> > >>>> I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' > >>>> > >>>> Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... > >>>> > >>>> Warlord Steve > >>>> BAAWA > >>>> www.sonic.net/~wooly > >>> > >>> > |
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"Beowulf" > wrote in message ... > On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 00:29:16 GMT, Steve Knight > > ejaculated: > > >On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, > >(Cannibals for Christ) wrote: > > > >>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate > >>the ethics of veganism. > > > > Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked > >this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat > >their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing > >'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the > >word > > > > I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' > > > > Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... > > What I really don't get about Catholics is that the wafer is still > obviously a cracker and that the wine is still a Merlot or Chianti or > whatever. Crackers taste nothing like meat and wine tastes nothing > like blood. > > I suppose they could always argue that god flesh tastes like a cracker > and god blood tastes like wine, but even they have to see that this is > an obvious begging of the question. Actually, as I understand it; they devide the character of the elements into "accidents" and "essence". "accidence includes all physical characteristics, "essince" is a deeper reality, preceivable only by faith. They insist that this is not the same thing at all as the elements being only symbols of flesh and blood. Joe > > -- > "They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" > - Benjamin Franklin |
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In article >,
"zayton" > wrote: > "Beowulf" > wrote in message > ... > > On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 00:29:16 GMT, Steve Knight > > > ejaculated: > > > > >On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, > > >(Cannibals for Christ) wrote: > > > > > >>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate > > >>the ethics of veganism. > > > > > > Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked > > >this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat > > >their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing > > >'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the > > >word > > > > > > I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' > > > > > > Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... > > > > What I really don't get about Catholics is that the wafer is still > > obviously a cracker and that the wine is still a Merlot or Chianti or > > whatever. Crackers taste nothing like meat and wine tastes nothing > > like blood. > > > > I suppose they could always argue that god flesh tastes like a cracker > > and god blood tastes like wine, but even they have to see that this is > > an obvious begging of the question. > > Actually, as I understand it; they devide the character of the elements into > "accidents" and "essence". "accidence includes all physical characteristics, > "essince" is a deeper reality, preceivable only by faith. They insist that > this is not the same thing at all as the elements being only symbols of > flesh and blood. > It's magic! Your description is pretty much what the Catholic nuns taught me in school many, many years ago. It sounded silly to me back then too, but I knew better than to say anything at the time. -- John Hachmann, aa #1782 - Question authority. Now more than ever. - |
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Dont want the lot, my dear sweet Dave.
Theres naught to give, no soul to save! I do not want it... here... or now I do not want it, any how! Ive researched all I care to do So here! I give the lot to YOU! You keep the lot, I say... Gee whiz! Theres no more room under my bed as it is. ___ /uesday /<night (tho theres still room in my closet...hrm.....) On 12/3/03 6:00 PM, David Chariot at wrote: > > > Tuesday Knight wrote: >> >> I dunno. I always thought Abel was a bit of a suck up. >> >> I have a question tho. Is there a Christian form of Tourettes? >> >> Just asking cuz you seem kinna blurty and you didnt make much sense. Then >> again, I wasnt really paying attention. I have Christian A.D.D. >> ___ >> /uesday >> /<night > > You must give a little to gain the lot. > Research helps where you lose the plot. > > Peace be with you. |
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Would you please stop cross-posting?
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Can Catholics be Vegans?
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 17:56:51 -0600, "zayton" >
ejaculated: > >"Beowulf" > wrote in message .. . >> On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 00:29:16 GMT, Steve Knight > >> ejaculated: >> >> >On 25 Nov 2003 15:15:21 -0800, >> >(Cannibals for Christ) wrote: >> > >> >>Since communion is a form of cannibalism, I think this would violate >> >>the ethics of veganism. >> > >> > Communion always gave me the creeps. Ever since the time I asked >> >this Catholic about it. I asked him why did they symbolically eat >> >their saviors body. He got ****ed and said there was nothing >> >'symbolic' about it. It really was his flesh, in every sense of the >> >word >> > >> > I said, 'does it taste like chicken?' >> > >> > Then he storms off. Me and my conversation stoppers... >> >> What I really don't get about Catholics is that the wafer is still >> obviously a cracker and that the wine is still a Merlot or Chianti or >> whatever. Crackers taste nothing like meat and wine tastes nothing >> like blood. >> >> I suppose they could always argue that god flesh tastes like a cracker >> and god blood tastes like wine, but even they have to see that this is >> an obvious begging of the question. > >Actually, as I understand it; they devide the character of the elements into >"accidents" and "essence". "accidence includes all physical characteristics, >"essince" is a deeper reality, preceivable only by faith. They insist that >this is not the same thing at all as the elements being only symbols of >flesh and blood. How does that differ at all from consubstantiation? Which is a heresy, accourding to the Catholic Encyclopedia: http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04322a.htm -- Jesus is my crush. |
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Can Catholics be Vegans?
Please stop cross-posting.
Thanks in advance. V.S. "johac" > |
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Can Catholics be Vegans?
Please stop cross-posting.
Thanks in advance. V.S. "David Chariot" > |
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