In article >, "Julie Bove" >
wrote:

> My birthday is coming up and once again there is the fight with my mom over
> what kind of cake or whatever I want. Every year since I was able to talk,
> I said I didn't want anything. And I truly did not! I have hardly ever
> eaten dessert. Don't like it. Don't want it. Don't need it! I have never
> ever liked cake *or* ice cream. Never!

Tell her you want Kobe Beef?

"Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in message
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> In article >, "Julie Bove"
> >
> wrote:
>
>> My birthday is coming up and once again there is the fight with my mom
>> over
>> what kind of cake or whatever I want. Every year since I was able to
>> talk,
>> I said I didn't want anything. And I truly did not! I have hardly ever
>> eaten dessert. Don't like it. Don't want it. Don't need it! I have
>> never
>> ever liked cake *or* ice cream. Never!
>
> Tell her you want Kobe Beef?

Why would I tell her that? I can't even digest beef! Unless it's ground
beef and I don't like meat.

In article >, "Julie Bove" >
wrote:

> "Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >, "Julie Bove"
> > >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> My birthday is coming up and once again there is the fight with my mom
> >> over
> >> what kind of cake or whatever I want. Every year since I was able to
> >> talk,
> >> I said I didn't want anything. And I truly did not! I have hardly ever
> >> eaten dessert. Don't like it. Don't want it. Don't need it! I have
> >> never
> >> ever liked cake *or* ice cream. Never!
> >
> > Tell her you want Kobe Beef?
>
> Why would I tell her that? I can't even digest beef! Unless it's ground
> beef and I don't like meat.

Copper River Salmon?

"Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in message
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> In article >, "Julie Bove"
> >
> wrote:
>
>> "Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > In article >, "Julie Bove"
>> > >
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >> My birthday is coming up and once again there is the fight with my mom
>> >> over
>> >> what kind of cake or whatever I want. Every year since I was able to
>> >> talk,
>> >> I said I didn't want anything. And I truly did not! I have hardly
>> >> ever
>> >> eaten dessert. Don't like it. Don't want it. Don't need it! I have
>> >> never
>> >> ever liked cake *or* ice cream. Never!
>> >
>> > Tell her you want Kobe Beef?
>>
>> Why would I tell her that? I can't even digest beef! Unless it's ground
>> beef and I don't like meat.
>
> Copper River Salmon?

I don't eat fish! I don't want food!

In article >, "Julie Bove" >
wrote:

> "Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >, "Julie Bove"
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> "Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >> > In article >, "Julie Bove"
> >> > > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> My birthday is coming up and once again there is the fight with my mom
> >> >> over what kind of cake or whatever I want. Every year since I was able
> >> >> to talk, I said I didn't want anything. And I truly did not! I have
> >> >> hardly ever eaten dessert. Don't like it. Don't want it. Don't need
> >> >> it! I have never ever liked cake *or* ice cream. Never!
> >> >
> >> > Tell her you want Kobe Beef?
> >>
> >> Why would I tell her that? I can't even digest beef! Unless it's ground
> >> beef and I don't like meat.
> >
> > Copper River Salmon?
>
> I don't eat fish! I don't want food!

You must get awfully hungry and lose lots of weight that way.

If she must satisfy her maternal urges to you, why not suggest that she donate a
cake to some local childrens home/hospital in your name?

"Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in message
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> In article >, "Julie Bove"
> >
> wrote:
>
>> "Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > In article >, "Julie Bove"
>> > > wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in
>> >> message
>> >> ...
>> >> > In article >, "Julie Bove"
>> >> > > wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> My birthday is coming up and once again there is the fight with my
>> >> >> mom
>> >> >> over what kind of cake or whatever I want. Every year since I was
>> >> >> able
>> >> >> to talk, I said I didn't want anything. And I truly did not! I
>> >> >> have
>> >> >> hardly ever eaten dessert. Don't like it. Don't want it. Don't
>> >> >> need
>> >> >> it! I have never ever liked cake *or* ice cream. Never!
>> >> >
>> >> > Tell her you want Kobe Beef?
>> >>
>> >> Why would I tell her that? I can't even digest beef! Unless it's
>> >> ground
>> >> beef and I don't like meat.
>> >
>> > Copper River Salmon?
>>
>> I don't eat fish! I don't want food!
>
> You must get awfully hungry and lose lots of weight that way.
>
> If she must satisfy her maternal urges to you, why not suggest that she
> donate a
> cake to some local childrens home/hospital in your name?

No I don't get hungry. I eat two meals a day. Occasionally three. I have
gastroparesis so slowed digestion. I don't usually get hungry.

And why should I donate a cake? That doesn't even make sense!