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Default What if there are Piranhas in your tea???

You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see
that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for
your flesh!

What do you do???

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Lucas J. Riesau > wrote:
>You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see
>that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for
>your flesh!
>
>What do you do???


Add lemon. Piranhas _hate_ lemon.
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> You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see
> that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for
> your flesh!
>
> What do you do???
>


1. *Quickly* transfer the Piranhas to a container almost filled with fresh
room-temperature water (hopefully they aren't already dying from the heat
of the tea), for possible sale to a petshop.

2. Get a fresh cup of tea.

Ozzy

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On May 22, 8:59 am, "Lucas J. Riesau" > wrote:
> You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see
> that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for
> your flesh!
>
> What do you do???


Use a Bombilla straw....

Mike

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On May 22, 6:59 am, "Lucas J. Riesau" > wrote:
> You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see
> that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for
> your flesh!
>
> What do you do???


Decant the tea into a different cup...either save the pirhana in a
bowl of water, or simply let it expire and toss it.



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Down the toilet into the sewer with the other piranhas and alligators.

Jim

Lucas J. Riesau wrote:
> You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see
> that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for
> your flesh!
>
> What do you do???


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On May 22, 2:59 pm, "Lucas J. Riesau" > wrote:
> You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see
> that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for
> your flesh!
>
> What do you do???


Immedietly take my pink pills and maybe one of the blue ones, too.

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