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What if there are Piranhas in your tea???
You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see
that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for your flesh! What do you do??? |
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What if there are Piranhas in your tea???
Lucas J. Riesau > wrote:
>You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see >that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for >your flesh! > >What do you do??? Add lemon. Piranhas _hate_ lemon. --scott -- "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis." |
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"Lucas J. Riesau" > wrote in
oups.com: > You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see > that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for > your flesh! > > What do you do??? > 1. *Quickly* transfer the Piranhas to a container almost filled with fresh room-temperature water (hopefully they aren't already dying from the heat of the tea), for possible sale to a petshop. 2. Get a fresh cup of tea. Ozzy |
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On May 22, 8:59 am, "Lucas J. Riesau" > wrote:
> You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see > that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for > your flesh! > > What do you do??? Use a Bombilla straw.... Mike |
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On May 22, 6:59 am, "Lucas J. Riesau" > wrote:
> You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see > that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for > your flesh! > > What do you do??? Decant the tea into a different cup...either save the pirhana in a bowl of water, or simply let it expire and toss it. |
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What if there are Piranhas in your tea???
Down the toilet into the sewer with the other piranhas and alligators.
Jim Lucas J. Riesau wrote: > You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see > that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for > your flesh! > > What do you do??? |
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What if there are Piranhas in your tea???
On May 22, 2:59 pm, "Lucas J. Riesau" > wrote:
> You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see > that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for > your flesh! > > What do you do??? Immedietly take my pink pills and maybe one of the blue ones, too. |
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