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I store my food on Mars
There it's 100% secure from all bacteria, insects and critters that will eat it.
So I recommend to store your food on Mars, too. (Moon is also ok, but I can't recommend Venus and Mercury, too hot) |
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I store my food on Mars
>There it's 100% secure from all bacteria, insects and critters that will eat it.
> >So I recommend to store your food on Mars, too. > I tried that one time and my food still went bad. What am I doing wrong? Lemme tell ya' , it really sent me into orbit! Signed: Frustrated in gravity |
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I store my food on Mars
Craig Watts wrote:
> > >There it's 100% secure from all bacteria, insects and critters that will eat it. > > > >So I recommend to store your food on Mars, too. > > > > I tried that one time and my food still went bad. What am I doing > wrong? A Martian day is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds long. So you cannot use the times in the Terran books. B/ |
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I store my food on Mars
Brian Mailman > wrote:
> Craig Watts wrote: > > > > >There it's 100% secure from all bacteria, insects and critters that will eat it. > > > > > >So I recommend to store your food on Mars, too. > > > > > > > I tried that one time and my food still went bad. What am I doing > > wrong? > > A Martian day is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds long. So you > cannot use the times in the Terran books. Plus the barometric pressure is all wrong. Check your barometer and altitude, and correct using the proper USDA charts. |
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I store my food on Mars
"Craig Watts" > wrote in message ... > >There it's 100% secure from all bacteria, insects and critters that will eat it. > > > >So I recommend to store your food on Mars, too. > > > > I tried that one time and my food still went bad. What am I doing > wrong? > > Lemme tell ya' , it really sent me into orbit! > > > Signed: > > > Frustrated in gravity > You might have neglected to remember that, since there's less atmosphere on Mars, more radiation gets through. Who knows what effects that might have on stored food! (Not to mention the bacteria, etc, that might be there, but we simply haven't discovered yet!) |
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I store my food on Mars
Blanche Nonken wrote:
> Plus the barometric pressure is all wrong. Check your barometer and > altitude, and correct using the proper USDA charts. It would have to be the UMDA charts.... Unless Mars outsizes Texas and becomes the 51st State. B/ |
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I store my food on Mars
The OP has posted trash to every food-related newsgroup I've gone. This
is by far his least-offensive post. -- to respond, change "spamless.invalid" with "optonline.net" please mail OT responses only |
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I store my food on Mars
"Scott" > wrote in message
... > The OP has posted trash to every food-related newsgroup I've gone. This > is by far his least-offensive post. > > Yes, I see he recently appeared on the wine ng also. His name re-arranges to "Homosexual Troll," you may have noticed. Cute. |
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I store my food on Mars (sigh)
il Sun, 16 May 2004 10:35:05 -0400, "Ken Anderson" ha scritto:
> "Scott" > wrote in message > ... > > The OP has posted trash to every food-related newsgroup I've gone. This > > is by far his least-offensive post. > > > > > Yes, I see he recently appeared on the wine ng also. His name re-arranges to > "Homosexual Troll," you may have noticed. Cute. Cute? Desperate more like it, to post meaningless drivel at random newsgroups. I mean,one should stick to meaningful drivel. ;-))) -- Cheers, Loki [ Brevity is the soul of wit. W.Shakespeare ] |
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I store my food on Mars
Brian Mailman > wrote:
> Blanche Nonken wrote: > > > Plus the barometric pressure is all wrong. Check your barometer and > > altitude, and correct using the proper USDA charts. > > It would have to be the UMDA charts.... Unless Mars outsizes Texas and > becomes the 51st State. Bah. You one of them "Mars First!" hooligans? |
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I store my food on Mars
In article >,
Blanche Nonken > wrote: > Brian Mailman > wrote: > > > Blanche Nonken wrote: > > > > > Plus the barometric pressure is all wrong. Check your barometer and > > > altitude, and correct using the proper USDA charts. > > > > It would have to be the UMDA charts.... Unless Mars outsizes Texas and > > becomes the 51st State. > > Bah. You one of them "Mars First!" hooligans? Not me! "Earth First - we can mine the other planets later." Anyway, wouldn't the ambiant radiation on Mars sterilize the food? |
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