How to cook a human
I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart.
Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do next? Mrs. Goulder |
How to cook a human
> wrote in message ... >I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart. > Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do > next? Just curious.......was his skull empty? |
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How to cook a human
Larry Kessler wrote: > wrote: > > > > wrote: > >> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart. > >> Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do > >> next? > >> > >> Mrs. Goulder > > > >The best way I know to cook a whole human is rotisserie. > > Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal asks the other one, > "Does this taste funny to you?" Two cannibals talking to each other: cannibal_1: "I really hate my mother-in-law." cannibal_2: "Then just eat the noodles." |
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How to cook a human
Nomen Nescio > wrote:
>> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart. >> Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do >> next? > >Treat as pork, that's why we're >called long pigs. Not Kosher.... -- "As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." -- H. L. Mencken, in the Baltimore Sun, July 26, 1920 |
How to cook a human
You know what Rachael Ray's secret is for cooking people? Nutmeg.
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How to cook a human
Larry Kessler > wrote:
> wrote: > > > > wrote: > >> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart. > >> Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do > >> next? > >> > >> Mrs. Goulder > > > >The best way I know to cook a whole human is rotisserie. > > Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal asks the other one, > "Does this taste funny to you?" -=[ cannibals ]=- 6/97 \\\\\////// .-""-. \\\\\\////// / _ _ \ [[[[[[[]]]]]]]] |(_)(_)| /////////\\\\\\ ( /\ ) //// ~0 ( 0~ \\\\ L====J //(, 8-_\-8 ,)\\ `-..-` //|\ .===. /|\\ \\// \ '===' /* || \__.__/ _.=||=._ .---'@ @'---. /| || |\ / '@ @' \ _||_ / . Y . _/\ / _))-' /|'---{@}---'|\_/\ | _) _.' | --:-- | \ \ jgs \___)-' | --:-- | \ \ |
How to cook a human
On 2006-08-03, Larry Kessler > wrote:
>>Treat as pork, that's why we're >>called long pigs. > > Not Kosher.... No hooves, no rumination: you're right! -- It was down by the dank tarn of Auber, In the ghoul-haunted woodland of Weir. [Poe] |
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How to cook a human
Nomen Nescio > wrote: >>> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his >>> heart. Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. >>> What do I do next? Someone else replied: >>Treat as pork, that's why we're >>called long pigs. No, no, no, no, no! Humans should be boiled alive. Otherwise, they release a substance that, while not toxic, at least makes the flesh unpalatable. Mark Edwards -- Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request |
How to cook a human
On 2006-08-03, Mark Edwards > wrote:
> Humans should be boiled alive. Otherwise, they release a substance > that, while not toxic, at least makes the flesh unpalatable. Could you send some references on this to Harold McGee for the third edition? -- It was down by the dank tarn of Auber, In the ghoul-haunted woodland of Weir. [Poe] |
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"Bugs Bunny" > ha scritto nel messaggio ... > In article >, > wrote: > >> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart. >> Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do >> next? You can beg his forgiveness :) and wait for his answer. -- Kisses Pandora |
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Abe wrote:
> >You know what Rachael Ray's secret is for cooking people? Nutmeg. > Yep, just a little so people say, Hmmm, what's that? ROFLMAO! "That's my husband's left testicle. Oh, you mean the TASTE? Nutmeg." |
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It's all in the sauce.....<G>
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How to cook a human
> wrote in message ... >I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart. > Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do > next? Did you field dress him properly,...or did you just hack away, puncture the gut sack, and ruin the whole damn thing? <shakes head> Freakin' amateurs. |
How to cook a human
Mark Edwards wrote:
> > Nomen Nescio > wrote: > >>>>I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his >>>>heart. Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. >>>>What do I do next? > > > Someone else replied: > >>>Treat as pork, that's why we're >>>called long pigs. > > > No, no, no, no, no! > > Humans should be boiled alive. Otherwise, they release a substance > that, while not toxic, at least makes the flesh unpalatable. > Treat as lobsters, then? Matthew -- You can bet that a week after Daguerre took the first photograph, vendors were selling feelthy pictures on the streets of Paris. Thomas A. Horsley on alt.tv.tech.hdtv |
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"Matthew L. Martin" > wrote in message ... > Mark Edwards wrote: > >> Nomen Nescio > wrote: >> >>>>>I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his >>>>>heart. Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I >>>>>do next? >> >> >> Someone else replied: >> >>>>Treat as pork, that's why we're >>>>called long pigs. >> >> >> No, no, no, no, no! >> >> Humans should be boiled alive. Otherwise, they release a substance that, >> while not toxic, at least makes the flesh unpalatable. >> > > Treat as lobsters, then? Can you hear them scream as you drop them in? |
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Mrs. Goulder said
> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart. > Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do > next? Just don't forget to "Save the liver!". Casey |
How to cook a human
On Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:35:46 -0500, wrote:
>I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart. >Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do >next? > >Mrs. Goulder Go to your closed gargae, start your car and suck on the tailpipe and, by doing so, trim the gene pool. jim |
How to cook a human
There's a cookbook you might try, full of great recipes...
It's called TO SERVE MAN :) |
How to cook a human
> wrote in message ... > I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart. > Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do > next? > > Mrs. Goulder UBI: In a book about Maria von Trapp (yes, the Sound of Music's Maria von Trapp), after her husband died she went on a missionary trip in the South Pacific. She met with a group of women from a tribe that practiced cannibalism. When asked the 'best part' to eat of 'long pig', she was told the inner part of the upper arm is the most tender and succulent. Just thought you might like to know this. -ginny |
How to cook a human
"Cameron" > wrote
>>>>>>I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his >>>>>>heart. Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do >>>>>>next? >>> >>> Someone else replied: >>> >>>>>Treat as pork, that's why we're >>>>>called long pigs. >>> >>> No, no, no, no, no! >>> >>> Humans should be boiled alive. Otherwise, they release a substance that, >>> while not toxic, at least makes the flesh unpalatable. >> >> Treat as lobsters, then? > > Can you hear them scream as you drop them in? Yes, until they go under. They rarely come back up. --oTTo-- |
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On Thu, 3 Aug 2006 20:04:17 +0100, Adam Funk wrote:
>On 2006-08-03, Mark Edwards > wrote: > >> Humans should be boiled alive. Otherwise, they release a substance >> that, while not toxic, at least makes the flesh unpalatable. > >Could you send some references on this to Harold McGee for the third >edition? Break the body down and cook as pork. http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-...s/butcher.html -- Pan Ohco I would like to see the bottom of my monitor, but I have cats. |
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How to cook a human
In article >,
Pan Ohco > wrote: > On Thu, 3 Aug 2006 20:04:17 +0100, Adam Funk wrote: > > >On 2006-08-03, Mark Edwards > wrote: > > > >> Humans should be boiled alive. Otherwise, they release a substance > >> that, while not toxic, at least makes the flesh unpalatable. > > > >Could you send some references on this to Harold McGee for the third > >edition? > > Break the body down and cook as pork. > http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-...s/butcher.html I already posted that link. ;-) Nyah! -- Peace! Om "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson |
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"bobmarley" > wrote: > wrote: > I already removed the heart. What do I do > > next? > > I usually just eat the liver and throw the rest out > > : /= And don't forget the chianti...... ;-) -- Peace! Om "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson |
How to cook a human
"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote
>> >> Humans should be boiled alive. Otherwise, they release a substance >> >> that, while not toxic, at least makes the flesh unpalatable. >> > >> >Could you send some references on this to Harold McGee for the third >> >edition? >> >> Break the body down and cook as pork. >> http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-...s/butcher.html > > I already posted that link. ;-) Me too! --oTTo-- |
How to cook a human
On 2006-08-04, Otto Bahn > wrote:
> Me too! Our computers all do it automatically! -- When Toad found himself immured in a dank and noisome dungeon, ... he flung himself at full length on the floor, and shed bitter tears, and abandoned himself to dark despair. [Kenneth Grahame] |
How to cook a human
On 4 Aug 2006 03:02:19 -0700, "Laura from MomsRetro.com"
> wrote: >There's a cookbook you might try, full of great recipes... >It's called TO SERVE MAN >:) Outer Limits, wasn't it? jim |
How to cook a human
"ensenadajim" > wrote in message ... > On 4 Aug 2006 03:02:19 -0700, "Laura from MomsRetro.com" > > wrote: > > >There's a cookbook you might try, full of great recipes... > >It's called TO SERVE MAN > >:) > > > Outer Limits, wasn't it? > > > jim > Twilight Zone http://members.cox.net/kaiotea/serveman.htm |
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In article >,
"Chris Marksberry" > wrote: > "ensenadajim" > wrote in message > ... > > On 4 Aug 2006 03:02:19 -0700, "Laura from MomsRetro.com" > > > wrote: > > >There's a cookbook you might try, full of great recipes... > > >It's called TO SERVE MAN > > Outer Limits, wasn't it? > > jim > Twilight Zone > http://members.cox.net/kaiotea/serveman.htm Also a *wonderful* story by Damon Knight (in which the Kanamits are described as very different than shown on the Twilight Zone episode). Allie -- Allen the Ancient Remove "nospamplease." to reply |
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OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote: > And don't forget the chianti...... ;-) good choice! say, how do you prepare your liver, and do you like sweet breads with it? |
How to cook a human
Chris Marksberry > wrote:
> "ensenadajim" > wrote in message > ... > > On 4 Aug 2006 03:02:19 -0700, "Laura from MomsRetro.com" > > > wrote: > > > > >There's a cookbook you might try, full of great recipes... > > >It's called TO SERVE MAN > > >:) > > > > > > Outer Limits, wasn't it? > > > > > > jim > > > > Twilight Zone > > http://members.cox.net/kaiotea/serveman.htm A similar scene occurs in The Silver Chair by C.S. Lewis. |
How to cook a human
> > On 4 Aug 2006 03:02:19 -0700, "Laura from MomsRetro.com"
> > > wrote: > > > > >There's a cookbook you might try, full of great recipes... > > >It's called TO SERVE MAN > > > > > > Outer Limits, wasn't it? > > > > jim > > > > Twilight Zone > > http://members.cox.net/kaiotea/serveman.htm I meant the Twilight Zone, I had to look it up after I posted it - great link btw! I almost forgot, she can also make SOYLENT GREEN! to save time, here's a link for that one http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue55/classic.html |
How to cook a human
CAN WE ALL SAY TROOL? PEOPLE PUT THE CRAZIEST THINGS IN HERE!!
> wrote in message ... >I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart. > Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do > next? > > Mrs. Goulder |
How to cook a human
> > cannibal_1: "I really hate my mother-in-law." > cannibal_2: "Then just eat the noodles." cannibal_1:"Oh no whatever you do don't eat the noodles!" cannibal_2:"Yes, your right, besides it is customary for the bride and groom to eat first and by the time they are done there will be nothing left." |
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