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HUMOR - New Drugs for Women
D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours ======================== E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait 'til they moved out. ======================== ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. ======================== P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. ======================== D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. ======================== F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. ======================== M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?" ======================== B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. ======================== J A C K A S S P I R I N Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. ======================== A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. ======================== N A G A M E N T When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him. |
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HUMOR - New Drugs for Women
ROTFLMAO!
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readandpostrosie wrote: > ROTFLMAO! > > -- I think DAMITOL and JACKASSPIRIN are the two drugs of my choice. :-) |
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"itsjoannotjoann" > wrote in message
ups.com... > > readandpostrosie wrote: > > ROTFLMAO! > > > > -- > > > I think DAMITOL and JACKASSPIRIN are the two drugs of my choice. > > :-) But WTH in her right mind would want the PEPTOBIMBO, DUMBEROL, BUYAGRA or the MENICILLIN? MJ |
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