I tried to thwart the hostile takeover of the Floozies while you were
sleeping, but seem to have been unsuccessful. :-(

Feel free to proudly proclaim yourself to be a Trollop in good
standing. Hell, you can be Head Trollop if you'd like to be. It's
the least I can do.

Carol
--

Some people are like Slinkies... they don't really have a purpose but
they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Stolen from "traid" on the IRC