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Woman Held Hostage by Pillsbury Biscuit-Fiction! (FUNNY)
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> FROM: http://truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/biscuithostage.htm > > Well it appears this may, or may not be true. Either way, it's worth > reading. It had me laughing my arse off..... > > > WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline) > > Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went > to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people > noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her > eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. > > One customer who had been at the store for a while became > concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes > were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was > okay, and Linda replied that she’d been shot in the back of the head, > and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. > > The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the > doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. > When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread > dough on the back of her head. > > A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a > loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her > in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it > was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially > passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for > over an hour. And, yes, Linda is a blonde. > > -------------------- > > Woman Held Hostage by Pillsbury Biscuit-Fiction! > > > -------------------------- > > > Summary of eRumor > A woman is discovered sitting in her car in a grocery store parking > lot with her hands held behind her head. A customer asks the woman if > she's okay. She says that she's been shot in the back of the head and > has been sitting there for more than an hour holding her hands over > the wound to keep her brains from falling out. Paramedics are called > and they discover that what she thought was her brain is actually a > huge wad of bread dough. They finally figure out that when she got > into the driver's seat, a Pillsbury Biscuit can exploded from the > groceries she had placed in the back seat and between the sound of the > explosion and the sensation of something hitting her head, she thought > she had been shot and also thought the dough was her brains falling > out. > > The Truth > This is a time-honored urban legend that has circulated for quite a > while. It was not published by the Associated Press and anyone with a > news background can tell it is not written by a professional > journalist. For one thing, there is no location mentioned...a "must" > for a legitimate news story. There are some versions that mention the > parking lot of a particular store and at least one version that says > this happened in San Diego, but none of them has ever turned out to be > true. > I am so glad that I wear my boots to read this group.. Ernest |
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