take a big cast iron skillet get it hot...put some lard in it

fill the skillet up with fish eggs...brown them, then dump a huge bowl
of beaten chicken eggs over the browned fish eggs...

make 8 pieces of toast in the broiler...make sure there is one bright
yellow spot in the middle.
the rest of the toast should be brown and dry

wash this tasty meal down with pabst blue ribbon

braaaaaaaaap