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"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
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I still don't understand what groundhog day is:(

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"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote in message
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> "Ophelia" > looking for trouble wrote in
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>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in
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>> I still don't understand what groundhog day is:(
>>
>>
>>
>
> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
>
> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
>

Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?

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"Ophelia" > wrote

> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote

>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
>>
>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
>>
>
> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?

Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google
on the word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.

nancy

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"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
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>
> "Ophelia" > wrote
>
>> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote
>
>>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
>>>
>>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
>>>
>>
>> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?
>
> Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
> than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google
> on the word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.

Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me:) Thanks

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On Sun 15 Jan 2006 09:12:07a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia?

>
> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Ophelia" > wrote
>>
>>> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote
>>
>>>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
>>>>
>>>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
>>>>
>>>
>>> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?
>>
>> Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
>> than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google on the
>> word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.
>
> Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me:) Thanks

But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your chipmunks are
as big as a housecat. <g>

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"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun 15 Jan 2006 09:12:07a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
> Ophelia?
>
>>
>> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> "Ophelia" > wrote
>>>
>>>> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote
>>>
>>>>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?
>>>
>>> Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
>>> than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google on the
>>> word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.
>>
>> Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me:) Thanks
>
> But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your
> chipmunks are
> as big as a housecat. <g>

Hmm not su))

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"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
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> On Sun 15 Jan 2006 09:12:07a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia?
>
>>
>> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> "Ophelia" > wrote
>>>
>>>> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote
>>>
>>>>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?
>>>
>>> Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
>>> than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google on the
>>> word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.
>>
>> Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me:) Thanks
>
> But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your chipmunks
> are
> as big as a housecat. <g>
>

Well, in Minnesota, the mosquitos (also the state bird) are so big, they've
been know to fly off with cats the suck them dry in more leirurely manner

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"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote

> On Sun 15 Jan 2006 09:12:07a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia?

>> Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me:) Thanks
>
> But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your chipmunks
> are
> as big as a housecat. <g>

(laugh) I was thinking, if they have chipmunks the size of groundhogs
over there, I might consider avoiding Scotland. Groundhogs are like
really big rats.

Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?

nancy

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Ophelia wrote:
> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > "Ophelia" > wrote
> >
> >> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote
> >
> >>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
> >>>
> >>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
> >>>
> >>
> >> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?
> >
> > Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
> > than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google
> > on the word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.
>
> Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me:) Thanks

Think of something a bit like a land beaver but a bit smaller and
without the paddle-type tail. I would guess that a big groundhog will
weight up to 10 -15 lbs, perhaps more. they remind be a little bit of a
ferret in the way that they move.
John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

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> wrote in message
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>
> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sun 15 Jan 2006 09:12:07a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>> Ophelia?
>>
>>>
>>> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>>
>>>> "Ophelia" > wrote
>>>>
>>>>> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote
>>>>
>>>>>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?
>>>>
>>>> Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
>>>> than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google on the
>>>> word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.
>>>
>>> Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me:) Thanks
>>
>> But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your
>> chipmunks are
>> as big as a housecat. <g>
>>
>
> Well, in Minnesota, the mosquitos (also the state bird) are so big,
> they've been know to fly off with cats the suck them dry in more
> leirurely manner

LOL

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"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote
>
>> On Sun 15 Jan 2006 09:12:07a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>> Ophelia?
>
>>> Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me:) Thanks
>>
>> But a much bigger, fatter, chipmunk. Unless, of course, your
>> chipmunks are
>> as big as a housecat. <g>
>
> (laugh) I was thinking, if they have chipmunks the size of groundhogs
> over there, I might consider avoiding Scotland. Groundhogs are like
> really big rats.
>
> Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?

SO says no

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> Ophelia wrote:
>> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> >
>> > "Ophelia" > wrote
>> >
>> >> "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote
>> >
>> >>> Here is the groundhog day FAQ Ophelia:
>> >>>
>> >>> http://www.groundhog.org/faq/history.shtml
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >> Thank you Michael. So a groundhog is what we know as a hedgehog?
>> >
>> > Oh, not like any hedgehog I've ever seen! They're bigger
>> > than housecats. And no quill type things, just fur. Google
>> > on the word groundhog, 3 pictures pop right up.
>>
>> Ok I have looked. They look a bit like chipmunks to me:) Thanks
>
> Think of something a bit like a land beaver but a bit smaller and
> without the paddle-type tail. I would guess that a big groundhog will
> weight up to 10 -15 lbs, perhaps more. they remind be a little bit of
> a
> ferret in the way that they move.

Thanks John:) I know what a ferret is like;))

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"Ophelia" > wrote

> "Nancy Young" > wrote

>> Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?
>
> SO says no

Hmmm. I guess he wouldn't have the answer to the age old
question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?

nancy

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Nancy Young wrote on 15 Jan 2006 in rec.food.cooking

>
> "Ophelia" > wrote
>
> > "Nancy Young" > wrote
>
> >> Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?
> >
> > SO says no
>
> Hmmm. I guess he wouldn't have the answer to the age old
> question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
> woodchuck could chuck wood?
>
> nancy
>
>
>

none...woodchucks have no thumbs. They can't bowl worth a damn either as
they can't open the doors to their bowling locker to get their shoes out.

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But the ears...Ah the ears.
The ears keep the hat up.

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"Mr Libido Incognito" > wrote

> Nancy Young wrote

>> Hmmm. I guess he wouldn't have the answer to the age old
>> question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
>> woodchuck could chuck wood?

> none...woodchucks have no thumbs. They can't bowl worth a damn either as
> they can't open the doors to their bowling locker to get their shoes out.

I was formulating a wiseass answer to you when a commercial came
on, behind me ... I whirled around, only to see a DIY commercial
about Chuck chucking wood! Ahhhhhh!

At any rate, Mr. Fromage, the question was IF they could.

(smile) nancy (can't bowl for shit, either)

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"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Ophelia" > wrote
>
>> "Nancy Young" > wrote
>
>>> Ophelia, do you have woodchucks?
>>
>> SO says no
>
> Hmmm. I guess he wouldn't have the answer to the age old
> question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
> woodchuck could chuck wood?

SO says no LOLOL

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On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 16:51:46 GMT, Ophelia wrote:
>
> Hmm not su))
>
try this link
http://www.groundhogs.com/new_page_3.htm
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On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 18:18:36 GMT, Mr Libido Incognito wrote:

> Nancy Young wrote on 15 Jan 2006 in rec.food.cooking
> >
> > Hmmm. I guess he wouldn't have the answer to the age old
> > question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
> > woodchuck could chuck wood?
> >
> > nancy
> >
>
> none...woodchucks have no thumbs. They can't bowl worth a damn either as
> they can't open the doors to their bowling locker to get their shoes out.

Real Answer: He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could *if* a
woodchuck could chuck wood.
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