HUMOR
 

Friday Nite Humor...


--= At A Backwoods Bar =--

A guy walks into a bar in the backwoods of a southern state and orders
a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
'round here are ya?"

"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in
Pennsylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is
a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man says, "I mount animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar... "It's okay
boys, he's one of us!"



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Sheldon

Sheldon wrote:
> Friday Nite Humor...
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> --= At A Backwoods Bar =--
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> Sheldon



*Snicker*

There was a little old lady with a pair of pet monkeys who loved each
other very much. The female monkey died, and the male monkey mourned,
refusing to eat or drink until he, too, died. The little old lady took
both monkeys to the local taxidermist and asked that they be stuffed so
they could always be together. The taxidermist said "Oh, you want them
mounted." and the little old lady replied "No, holding hands is OK".