In article >,
wrote:

> I have been having a terrible life this year. In January I was
> hospitalized, and the bills wiped out my entire savings. In February
> I lost my job. I got unemployment compensation for awhile, but that
> ran out a few weeks ago. Last Sunday my husband died, and I do not
> have any money to bury him. I also do not have any money for food. To
> solve my problems, I have decided that I have to cook and eat my
> husband. I put his body in the freezer to keep him preserved. Can
> anyone tell me how to butcher him, and provide recipes to cook his
> meat.
>
> Thank You
>
> Sarah Nelson
>

Any recipe's for pork are considered appropriate...

Good luck! ;-)

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>,,<Cat's Haven Hobby Farm>,,<Katraatcenturyteldotnet>,,<

http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...user id=katra

You have no money to eat but you have a large enough freezer to pop the
dearly departed in and you have enough ready cash to pay your ISP so go
trolling elsewhere.


You can always move under a bridge, seems to me that's where you can have
companionship and maybe find another mate, after all that's where trolls
hang out.

-Ginny

>I have been having a terrible life this year. In January I was
>hospitalized, and the bills wiped out my entire savings. In February
>I lost my job. I got unemployment compensation for awhile, but that
>ran out a few weeks ago. Last Sunday my husband died, and I do not
>have any money to bury him. I also do not have any money for food. To
>solve my problems, I have decided that I have to cook and eat my
>husband. I put his body in the freezer to keep him preserved. Can
>anyone tell me how to butcher him, and provide recipes to cook his
>meat.
>
>Thank You
>
>Sarah Nelson

Maybe you should watch "Fried Green Tomatoes"


~Kat


"The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese."

In article >,
says...
> In article >,
> wrote:
>
> > I have been having a terrible life this year. In January I was
> > hospitalized, and the bills wiped out my entire savings. In February
> > I lost my job. I got unemployment compensation for awhile, but that
> > ran out a few weeks ago. Last Sunday my husband died, and I do not
> > have any money to bury him. I also do not have any money for food. To
> > solve my problems, I have decided that I have to cook and eat my
> > husband. I put his body in the freezer to keep him preserved. Can
> > anyone tell me how to butcher him, and provide recipes to cook his
> > meat.
> >
> > Thank You
> >
> > Sarah Nelson
> >
>
> Any recipe's for pork are considered appropriate...

Hence why we call it "The Other White Meat".

I know we really shouldn't feed the trolls but this one was exceptional.

Crooks Bolson wrote:
> I'd sell your husband to Purina in exchange for a few cases of
> already processed pet food.

That was awesome. Normally I say do not feed the trolls but your post
was worth it.

--
John Gaughan
http://www.johngaughan.net/