Genetically Modified Broccoli Shrieks Benefits at Shoppers
From www.theonion.com. Actually, from their 2005 desk calendar.
Genetically Modified Broccoli Shrieks Benefits at Shoppers Bremerton, WA - A head of genetically modified broccoli shrieked its numerous benefits at shoppers Monday in a Seattle-area Safeway. "I contain 40 percent more vitamin A than non-modified broccoli!", the head screeched at terrified produce aisle customers. "I can fight off insects and disease without the use of pesticides!" Monsanto, which produced the vegetable, stressed that genetic-modification technology is still in its infancy, and that more pleasantly voiced broccoli should hit store shelves fairly soon. |
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