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[email protected] 01-04-2005 04:29 AM

Atkins diet
 
Do not trust the Atkins diet! It is a hoax! It will end to our
starvation and everyone eating each other! We are in a water shortage!
We must quit feeding the water to the animals and begin planting to
rebuild our ozone layer or we will die from global warming as well!
This is serious! Please stop eating meat and eggs! Eggs are your
Brain!


aem 01-04-2005 04:44 AM


wrote:
> Do not trust the Atkins diet! It is a hoax! It will end to our
> starvation and everyone eating each other! We are in a water

shortage!
> We must quit feeding the water to the animals and begin planting to
> rebuild our ozone layer or we will die from global warming as well!
> This is serious! Please stop eating meat and eggs! Eggs are your
> Brain!


Okay, thank you very much. -aem


Monsur Fromage du Pollet 01-04-2005 04:59 AM

wrote in
oups.com:

> Do not trust the Atkins diet! It is a hoax! It will end to our
> starvation and everyone eating each other! We are in a water shortage!
> We must quit feeding the water to the animals and begin planting to
> rebuild our ozone layer or we will die from global warming as well!
> This is serious! Please stop eating meat and eggs! Eggs are your
> Brain!
>
>


Ah! a poster of good sense (NOT!). If you think your brain is a egg you
must have a chicken for a ass.

I know, I know don't feed the trolls, even the stupid ones. My Bad!

--
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Continuing to be Manitoban

pennyaline 01-04-2005 06:21 AM

Someone wrote:
> Do not trust the Atkins diet! It is a hoax...


<blah blah blah snipped, leaving only>

> Eggs are your
> Brain!


Oh yes. I remember that commercial: "This is your brain. This is your brain
on drugs."




JimLane 01-04-2005 07:35 AM

wrote:
> Do not trust the Atkins diet! It is a hoax! It will end to our
> starvation and everyone eating each other! We are in a water shortage!
> We must quit feeding the water to the animals and begin planting to
> rebuild our ozone layer or we will die from global warming as well!
> This is serious! Please stop eating meat and eggs! Eggs are your
> Brain!
>


Another mentalmidget checks in. You go girl!


jim

Katra 01-04-2005 08:02 AM

In article .com>,
wrote:

> Do not trust the Atkins diet! It is a hoax! It will end to our
> starvation and everyone eating each other! We are in a water shortage!
> We must quit feeding the water to the animals and begin planting to
> rebuild our ozone layer or we will die from global warming as well!
> This is serious! Please stop eating meat and eggs! Eggs are your
> Brain!
>


<lol>
Cute troll, thanks for the laugh!

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JimLane 01-04-2005 08:58 AM

Katra wrote:
> In article .com>,
> wrote:
>
>
>> Do not trust the Atkins diet! It is a hoax! It will end to our
>>starvation and everyone eating each other! We are in a water shortage!
>> We must quit feeding the water to the animals and begin planting to
>>rebuild our ozone layer or we will die from global warming as well!
>>This is serious! Please stop eating meat and eggs! Eggs are your
>>Brain!
>>

>
>
> <lol>
> Cute troll, thanks for the laugh!
>


Yep, she's missing her egg!


jim

Katra 01-04-2005 09:20 AM

In article >,
JimLane > wrote:

> Katra wrote:
> > In article .com>,
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >> Do not trust the Atkins diet! It is a hoax! It will end to our
> >>starvation and everyone eating each other! We are in a water shortage!
> >> We must quit feeding the water to the animals and begin planting to
> >>rebuild our ozone layer or we will die from global warming as well!
> >>This is serious! Please stop eating meat and eggs! Eggs are your
> >>Brain!
> >>

> >
> >
> > <lol>
> > Cute troll, thanks for the laugh!
> >

>
> Yep, she's missing her egg!
>
>
> jim


<snicker> Indeed!
--
K.

Grizzman 01-04-2005 02:01 PM

gimme couple of my brains on drugs, basted, with a side of ham and
biscuits and gravy


Grizzman

pennyaline wrote:
> Someone wrote:
>
>> Do not trust the Atkins diet! It is a hoax...

>
>
> <blah blah blah snipped, leaving only>
>
>>Eggs are your
>>Brain!

>
>
> Oh yes. I remember that commercial: "This is your brain. This is your brain
> on drugs."
>
>
>


notbob 01-04-2005 05:59 PM

On 2005-04-01, > wrote:

> starvation and everyone eating each other! We are in a water shortage!


Sonia obviously doesn't live in California, which, come the spring
thaw, is likely to wash out to, rather than break off and fall into,
the sea.

nb

Gal Called J.J. 01-04-2005 07:19 PM

One time on Usenet, said:

> Do not trust the Atkins diet! It is a hoax! It will end to our
> starvation and everyone eating each other! We are in a water shortage!
> We must quit feeding the water to the animals and begin planting to
> rebuild our ozone layer or we will die from global warming as well!
> This is serious! Please stop eating meat and eggs! Eggs are your
> Brain!


I think your egg is hard-boiled...

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"You still haven't explained why the pool is
filled with elf blood." - Frylock, ATHF


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