"I really need your help!"
 

Please view my yahoo web page, www.carpentersinchrist.com.
Maybe you would help me.
I help elderly people and children. All my time is volunteered.
Maybe you could help me with either a small donation or you could
send my web page and information to someone you know that would
help. Donations can be made directly through Pay Pal, by clicking
the "Make Donation" icon on my web page. Donations keep me going, it
allows me to buy things such as material for repair work. I also
receive emails requesting help. Recently I purchased a new washing
machine for an elderly woman in Tennesse. I am in North Carolina.
Everything for her was completed via the internet. The request for
helping the elderly woman in Tennesse came from her grand daughter
in Rhode Island.
Finally, maybe you or someone you know needs help with something.
I would love to hear about it. Send me an email explaining the
situation. There is an email link on my web page as well.
Thank you!
Chris

Carpenters In Christ wrote:

> Please view my yahoo web page, www.carpentersinchrist.com.
> Maybe you would help me.
> I help elderly people and children. All my time is volunteered.
> Maybe you could help me with either a small donation or you could
> send my web page and information to someone you know that would
> help. Donations can be made directly through Pay Pal, by clicking
> the "Make Donation" icon on my web page. Donations keep me going, it
> \

Blah blah bla, send money, donate. If all else fails throw in Christ's
name and use that to beg for money.

"Carpenters In Christ" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Please view my yahoo web page, www.carpentersinchrist.com.
> Maybe you would help me.
> I help elderly people and children. All my time is volunteered.
> Maybe you could help me with either a small donation or you could
> send my web page and information to someone you know that would
> help. Donations can be made directly through Pay Pal, by clicking
> the "Make Donation" icon on my web page. Donations keep me going, it
> allows me to buy things such as material for repair work. I also
> receive emails requesting help. Recently I purchased a new washing
> machine for an elderly woman in Tennesse. I am in North Carolina.
> Everything for her was completed via the internet. The request for
> helping the elderly woman in Tennesse came from her grand daughter
> in Rhode Island.
> Finally, maybe you or someone you know needs help with something.
> I would love to hear about it. Send me an email explaining the
> situation. There is an email link on my web page as well.
> Thank you!
> Chris


Cancel your internet service and your web pages- you'll have more to help
people with

Dimitri

"Carpenters In Christ" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> Please view my yahoo web page, www.carpentersinchrist.com.
> Maybe you would help me.
> I help elderly people and children. All my time is volunteered.
> Maybe you could help me with either a small donation or you could
> send my web page and information to someone you know that would
> help. Donations can be made directly through Pay Pal, by clicking
> the "Make Donation" icon on my web page. Donations keep me going, it
> allows me to buy things such as material for repair work. I also
> receive emails requesting help. Recently I purchased a new washing
> machine for an elderly woman in Tennesse. I am in North Carolina.
> Everything for her was completed via the internet. The request for
> helping the elderly woman in Tennesse came from her grand daughter
> in Rhode Island.
> Finally, maybe you or someone you know needs help with something.
> I would love to hear about it. Send me an email explaining the
> situation. There is an email link on my web page as well.
> Thank you!
> Chris
>
I sure hope no one in this group falls for this. Why not WORK to raise some
money for your needy causes?

Far as I can tell, someone wrote:

>Donations can be made directly through Pay Pal, by clicking
>the "Make Donation" icon on my web page.

Oh rats! Al I have is this worthless cash. Sorry.

>Donations keep me going, it
>allows me to buy things such as material for repair work.

Not to mention the drugs you're on.

>I also receive emails requesting help. Recently I purchased a new washing
>machine for an elderly woman in Tennesse. I am in North Carolina.
>Everything for her was completed via the internet. The request for
>helping the elderly woman in Tennesse came from her grand daughter
>in Rhode Island.

You dummy! That request was from Chelsea Clinton. Her Mom is having
trouble getting stains out of her blue dresses...

>Finally, maybe you or someone you know needs help with something.
>I would love to hear about it. Send me an email explaining the
>situation. There is an email link on my web page as well.

As a matter of fact, I've kind of out grown my boat and really really
feel so much that I need a newer bigger faster one. In the name of
Praise Jesus and all those apostle guys and Jim Bakker and Matthew Mark
Luke and Johnny Carson, please send me some money.

"Petey the Wonder Dog" > wrote in message
...
> Far as I can tell, someone wrote:
>
>>Donations can be made directly through Pay Pal, by clicking
>>the "Make Donation" icon on my web page.
>
> Oh rats! Al I have is this worthless cash. Sorry.
>
>>Donations keep me going, it
>>allows me to buy things such as material for repair work.
>
> Not to mention the drugs you're on.
>
>>I also receive emails requesting help. Recently I purchased a new washing
>>machine for an elderly woman in Tennesse. I am in North Carolina.
>>Everything for her was completed via the internet. The request for
>>helping the elderly woman in Tennesse came from her grand daughter
>>in Rhode Island.
>
> You dummy! That request was from Chelsea Clinton. Her Mom is having
> trouble getting stains out of her blue dresses...
>
>>Finally, maybe you or someone you know needs help with something.
>>I would love to hear about it. Send me an email explaining the
>>situation. There is an email link on my web page as well.
>
> As a matter of fact, I've kind of out grown my boat and really really
> feel so much that I need a newer bigger faster one. In the name of
> Praise Jesus and all those apostle guys and Jim Bakker and Matthew Mark
> Luke and Johnny Carson, please send me some money.

ROFLMAO!!!!

That was good!



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In article . com>,
"Carpenters In Christ" > wrote:

> Please view my yahoo web page, www.carpentersinchrist.com.
> Maybe you would help me.
> I help elderly people and children. All my time is volunteered.
> Maybe you could help me with either a small donation or you could
> send my web page and information to someone you know that would
> help. Donations can be made directly through Pay Pal, by clicking
> the "Make Donation" icon on my web page. Donations keep me going, it
> allows me to buy things such as material for repair work. I also
> receive emails requesting help. Recently I purchased a new washing
> machine for an elderly woman in Tennesse. I am in North Carolina.
> Everything for her was completed via the internet. The request for
> helping the elderly woman in Tennesse came from her grand daughter
> in Rhode Island.
> Finally, maybe you or someone you know needs help with something.
> I would love to hear about it. Send me an email explaining the
> situation. There is an email link on my web page as well.
> Thank you!
> Chris
>

Tell ya what...

Next time I get one of those e-mails from a Nigerian bank employee that
wants to split 20 million with me if I help him move his money and
invest it in charity, I'll forward him to you. ;-)

Won't take long, I get about 6 of those offers per week!

You should see me. I'm swimming in money now! <smirk>
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson