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Drug Industry to Use New Terminology
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name for Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen. The industry has been looking for a generic name to classify Viagra and equivalent drugs. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin. Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a guy to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do |
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"Sam D." > wrote in message ... > Drug Industry to Use New Terminology > > In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic > name. For example, the trade name for Tylenol is acetaminophen. > Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen. > > The industry has been looking for a generic name to classify Viagra > and equivalent drugs. After consideration by a team of government > experts, it recently announced the generic name of mycoxafloppin. > > Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, > mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin. > I bet some wives would appreciate an anti Viagra drug, perhaps under the name: whenhellsafreezin |
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An oldie but a goodie..
"Sam D." > wrote in message ... > Drug Industry to Use New Terminology > > In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic > name. For example, the trade name for Tylenol is acetaminophen. > Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen. > > The industry has been looking for a generic name to classify Viagra > and equivalent drugs. After consideration by a team of government > experts, it recently announced the generic name of mycoxafloppin. > > Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, > mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin. > > Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in > liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable > for use as a mixer. > > Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a guy to > literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call > this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of > cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi > will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do > > |
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