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Julian9EHP 05-12-2004 06:43 PM

Prophacy in the Bible, for Bob.
 
>From: "Phildo"

>Sorry, but everyone who wrote the bible from the initial authors to the
>religious leaders that followed (who regularly rewrote huge passages of it
>to suit their needs at the time) are long dead. God didn't write the bible,
>man did. God doesn't exist.


You want to prove that?

>There's one born every minute. You might be dumb enough to fall for the
>religion con trick but I am not.


Smart believers include Jane Goodall, Louis Pasteur and G. K. Chesterton.

But sometimes the dumbest believer has something that the smartest atheist
lacks.

>> It is written in Ephesians 2:

>
>"it is written" means nothing because the bible is a work of fiction.


The Bible contains work from many genres. To say "it is a work of fiction"
proves only that you are a poor reader.

You have _what_ evidence that Ephesians is fiction?

[ . . . ]


E. P.

URAQT2 06-12-2004 01:27 AM

Bob this crap doesn't belong in alt.support.diabetes

Stop the God Damned crossposting shit!!!

Bob (this one) wrote:
> MU wrote:
>
>>>> On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 14:47:42 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> It seems he suffers terribly when you ignore him.
>>>>>
>>>>> This would be a classic symptom of self-worship.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Then he better get ready to suffer horribly b/c when I am through
>>>> making my
>>>> "Bi Monthly Fool Out Of Bob Pastorio", he's going back into the
>>>> Dumbfile.

>>
>>
>> On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 16:47:24 -0500, Bob (this one) wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Then you're off to a wonderful start.

>>
>>
>> Take an aspirin. Controls your pain and platelets.

>
>
> Take an education. Controls your blunders and ignorance.
>
> Bob
>



URAQT2 06-12-2004 01:27 AM

Bob this crap doesn't belong in alt.support.diabetes

Stop the God Damned crossposting shit!!!

Bob (this one) wrote:
> MU wrote:
>
>>>> On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 14:47:42 -0500, Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> It seems he suffers terribly when you ignore him.
>>>>>
>>>>> This would be a classic symptom of self-worship.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Then he better get ready to suffer horribly b/c when I am through
>>>> making my
>>>> "Bi Monthly Fool Out Of Bob Pastorio", he's going back into the
>>>> Dumbfile.

>>
>>
>> On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 16:47:24 -0500, Bob (this one) wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Then you're off to a wonderful start.

>>
>>
>> Take an aspirin. Controls your pain and platelets.

>
>
> Take an education. Controls your blunders and ignorance.
>
> Bob
>



URAQT2 06-12-2004 01:27 AM

Bob this crap doesn't belong in alt.support.diabetes

Stop the God Damned crossposting shit!!!

Bob (this one) wrote:

> MU wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 16:47:24 -0500, Bob (this one) wrote:
>>
>>> Translation from MU_ddle to English: "I'll poke at Bob for a while
>>> and when it's clear I've kicked his ass all over usenet, I'll flounce
>>> out and act like I won something."

>>
>>
>> There you go.

>
>
> See how cute you've rewritten that? You've made it all about you. It's
> just like how you deal with the bible.
>
> What a clever guy. That's ironic, too. Especially the flounce part.
>
> Bob
>


URAQT2 06-12-2004 01:27 AM

Bob this crap doesn't belong in alt.support.diabetes

Stop the God Damned crossposting shit!!!

Bob (this one) wrote:

> MU wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 16:47:24 -0500, Bob (this one) wrote:
>>
>>> Translation from MU_ddle to English: "I'll poke at Bob for a while
>>> and when it's clear I've kicked his ass all over usenet, I'll flounce
>>> out and act like I won something."

>>
>>
>> There you go.

>
>
> See how cute you've rewritten that? You've made it all about you. It's
> just like how you deal with the bible.
>
> What a clever guy. That's ironic, too. Especially the flounce part.
>
> Bob
>


Grismalkin 06-12-2004 01:27 AM

Nothing quoted here. Just watch Bob Dylan on tv tonight and quit with this.

URAQT2 06-12-2004 01:27 AM

Bob this crap doesn't belong in alt.support.diabetes

Stop the God Damned crossposting shit!!!

Bob (this one) wrote:

> MU wrote:
>
>>>> On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 12:57:42 -0500, Bob (this one) wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> It just occurred to me how much effort you put forth to not
>>>>> read what I post
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> About one fiftieth of what it takes for you to post it, Bob.

>>
>>
>> On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 16:48:50 -0500, Bob (this one) wrote:
>>
>>> Here's a shocker for you. It takes longer to write a book than to
>>> read it.
>>>
>>> Well, for most people. All bets off with you.

>>
>>
>> Thank you. Although I am truly more blessed than you (by Christ),

>
>
> <LOL> That statement needs not a bit of comment. The wonderful
> Christlike reserve is perfectly evident.
>
>> I cannot type as fast as I can read.

>
>
> Both of which proceed at light-speed compared to your thinking velocity.
>
>> I do appreciate your recognition of my Christ instilled powers but,
>> alas, you are wrong again, Cookie Man.

>
>
> You are truly funny, Speedo, but you have no idea why. I said you were
> thudwitted. You prove it anew with each post.
>
> Your "Christ instilled powers" (whatever they could be. Certainly
> nothing visible here.) were not even remotely mentioned. What was
> mentioned was your molasses-like mentation and reading skills. Looks
> like your "Christ instilled powers" shape up to be dullwittedness and
> illogicality coupled with semi-literacy. Wow.
>
> Or have you been hitting the distilled powers instead?
>
> Bob
>



Julian9EHP 06-12-2004 10:36 AM

>From: "Phildo"

[ . . . ]

>A belief in god is an emotional crutch to fill the emotional void left in an
>empty life.


[ . . . ]

<Irony> Doubtless the reason that so many productive people believe in a god.
</Irony>


E. P.


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