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Alex[_31_] 25-05-2021 12:30 AM

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John Kuthe wrote:
> On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 5:10:42 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> ...
>> A. If *you* were a moron, you might want to do things the moron way too.
>> B. Maybe he likes the Pink Scrubbee. It seems to me that a guy who paints
>> his living room Lacey Lavender might be the same kind of guy who'd like to
>> use something called a Pink Scrubbee.
>> --Bryan

> Pink and Purple as in a sunrise/sunset are my fave colors!
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


Stop stalking Bryan.Â* That reply was far too quick.

i get by with a little help 25-05-2021 12:43 AM

Mentally Ill KOOKthe just Crapped His Pants 10+10+20mins!
 
On 5/24/2021 12:40 PM, **** off, KOOKthe:

> And


NOBODY CARES, YOU DROOLING, STUPID, EGOMANIACAL ****TARD!

You need your head pounded in with a sledgehammer, KOOKthe.

Get to work!

i get by with a little help 25-05-2021 12:48 AM

Mentally Ill KOOKthe just Crapped His Pants 10+10+20mins!
 
On 5/24/2021 1:00 PM, **** off, KOOKthe:

> The


The revoltingly stupid self-obsessed narcissist idiot KOOKthe, who
needs to be beaten to death with a jackhammer.

John Kuthe[_10_] 25-05-2021 01:42 AM

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On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 6:29:03 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
> > And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

> Must have been nasty. Did you get the jizz crust with a putty knife?


It was, but someone had to clean it!


John Kuthe, RN, BSN....

Ed Pawlowski[_5_] 25-05-2021 02:10 AM

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On 5/24/2021 4:05 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and
>> Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>

>
> I picked the lint out of my navel. But I didn't rip on da nordic.
>
>

Don't leave us in suspense, what did you do with the lint? Weave a
sweater? Make underwear?

Ed Pawlowski[_5_] 25-05-2021 02:17 AM

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On 5/24/2021 4:44 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 3:06:44 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> On 5/24/2021 3:40 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub!
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>

>> Ever heard of a mop?
>>
>> Jill

>
> Oh yes! I used a 20oz mop head and a professional mop bucket at the donut shops ai worked at!
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>


I see Amazon has 20 oz mops. Seems to be a popular size
https://www.amazon.com/Rubbermaid-Co.../dp/B084TMZ9B9

Or is it a Home Depot
https://tinyurl.com/4f5umc2v

I like this one
https://www.continentalcommercialpro...onwhite-rayon/

Hank Rogers[_4_] 25-05-2021 02:26 AM

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Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 5/24/2021 4:05 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink
>>> Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth
>>> in the bathroom sink!
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>

>>
>> I picked the lint out of my navel. But I didn't rip on da nordic.
>>
>>

> Don't leave us in suspense, what did you do with the lint?* Weave a
> sweater?* Make underwear?


I was out of Q-tips, so I twisted it onto a toothpick and used it
to clean my ears.



Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 02:29 AM

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On Mon, 24 May 2021 18:42:54 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 5/24/2021 6:38 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>> On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 5:10:42 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> ...
>>> A. If *you* were a moron, you might want to do things the moron way too.
>>> B. Maybe he likes the Pink Scrubbee. It seems to me that a guy who paints
>>> his living room Lacey Lavender might be the same kind of guy who'd like to
>>> use something called a Pink Scrubbee.
>>>>
>>> --Bryan

>>
>> Pink and Purple as in a sunrise/sunset are my fave colors!
>>
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>

>What happened to you telling him to STOP STALKING YOU? The minute you
>go off on your pink and purple daydream you're all oooh, talk to me
>again Bryan. Idiot.
>
>Jill


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
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Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 02:29 AM

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On Mon, 24 May 2021 20:26:27 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 5/24/2021 4:05 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink
>>>> Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth
>>>> in the bathroom sink!
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>
>>>
>>> I picked the lint out of my navel. But I didn't rip on da nordic.
>>>
>>>

>> Don't leave us in suspense, what did you do with the lint?* Weave a
>> sweater?* Make underwear?

>
>I was out of Q-tips, so I twisted it onto a toothpick and used it
>to clean my ears.
>


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
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Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 02:30 AM

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On Mon, 24 May 2021 21:17:00 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 5/24/2021 4:44 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>> On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 3:06:44 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>>> On 5/24/2021 3:40 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub!
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>
>>> Ever heard of a mop?
>>>
>>> Jill

>>
>> Oh yes! I used a 20oz mop head and a professional mop bucket at the donut shops ai worked at!
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>

>
>I see Amazon has 20 oz mops. Seems to be a popular size
>https://www.amazon.com/Rubbermaid-Co.../dp/B084TMZ9B9
>
>Or is it a Home Depot
>https://tinyurl.com/4f5umc2v
>
>I like this one
>https://www.continentalcommercialpro...onwhite-rayon/


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
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Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 02:30 AM

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On Mon, 24 May 2021 21:10:10 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 5/24/2021 4:05 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and
>>> Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>

>>
>> I picked the lint out of my navel. But I didn't rip on da nordic.
>>
>>

>Don't leave us in suspense, what did you do with the lint? Weave a
>sweater? Make underwear?


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
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Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 02:30 AM

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On Mon, 24 May 2021 17:42:17 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe >
wrote:

>On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 6:29:03 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>> John Kuthe wrote:
>> > And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
>> >
>> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>> Must have been nasty. Did you get the jizz crust with a putty knife?

>
>It was, but someone had to clean it!
>
>
>John Kuthe, RN, BSN....


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
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Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 02:31 AM

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On Mon, 24 May 2021 19:30:03 -0400, Alex > wrote:

>John Kuthe wrote:
>> On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 5:10:42 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> ...
>>> A. If *you* were a moron, you might want to do things the moron way too.
>>> B. Maybe he likes the Pink Scrubbee. It seems to me that a guy who paints
>>> his living room Lacey Lavender might be the same kind of guy who'd like to
>>> use something called a Pink Scrubbee.
>>> --Bryan

>> Pink and Purple as in a sunrise/sunset are my fave colors!
>>
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>
>Stop stalking Bryan.* That reply was far too quick.


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
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Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 02:31 AM

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On Mon, 24 May 2021 19:28:52 -0400, Alex > wrote:

>John Kuthe wrote:
>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>
>Must have been nasty.* Did you get the jizz crust with a putty knife?


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
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Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 02:32 AM

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On Mon, 24 May 2021 19:24:48 -0400, Alex > wrote:

>John Kuthe wrote:
>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>
>Off again today?


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Mike Duffy[_5_] 25-05-2021 04:57 AM

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On Mon, 24 May 2021 20:26:27 -0500, Hank Rogers wrote:

> I was out of Q-tips, so I twisted it onto a toothpick and used it to
> clean my ears.


Careful, Hank! You could get yourself drummed-out.

Bryan Simmons 25-05-2021 09:34 AM

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On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 8:17:06 PM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 5/24/2021 4:44 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> > On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 3:06:44 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> >> On 5/24/2021 3:40 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> >>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub!
> >>>
> >>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >>>
> >> Ever heard of a mop?
> >>
> >> Jill

> >
> > Oh yes! I used a 20oz mop head and a professional mop bucket at the donut shops ai worked at!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >

>
> I see Amazon has 20 oz mops. Seems to be a popular size
> https://www.amazon.com/Rubbermaid-Co.../dp/B084TMZ9B9
>
> Or is it a Home Depot
> https://tinyurl.com/4f5umc2v
>
> I like this one
> https://www.continentalcommercialpro...onwhite-rayon/
>

This was the 1970s-80s. Back then, the only 20 oz. mop heads I saw were
rayon ones specifically for applying floor finish.
>

--Bryan

Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 25-05-2021 09:58 AM

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On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 5:59:03 PM UTC-4, wrote:
> On 5/24/2021 4:44 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> > On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 3:06:44 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> >> On 5/24/2021 3:40 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> >>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub!
> >>>
> >>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >>>
> >> Ever heard of a mop?
> >>
> >> Jill

> >
> > Oh yes! I used a 20oz mop head and a professional mop bucket at the donut shops ai worked at!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >

> So why the hell are you using a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub to clean
> the floor? Because it's PINK? Might as well be cleaning the floor with
> a toothbrush.


Because he waited so long to clean the floor, a scrubbee is the only thing
that will shift the filth.

Cindy Hamilton

Janet 25-05-2021 12:19 PM

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In article >,
says...
>
> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


Invest in a floor mop and bucket.

Don't go for one of those crap cheepmops. You need the top-class
vintage heritage 100-year-gurantee SUPERMOP and it just happens I have
one to sell for only $900 plus shipping. To go with SUPERMOP, I can sell
you the copperbottom superiorlyshiny Mop Bucket, only $1500.

Janet UK

Janet 25-05-2021 12:23 PM

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In article >,
says...
>
> On 5/24/2021 4:47 PM,
wrote:
> > On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 3:44:38 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> >>
> >> On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 3:06:44 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Ever heard of a mop?
> >>>
> >>> Jill
> >>>
> >> Oh yes! I used a 20oz mop head and a professional mop bucket at the donut shops ai worked at!
> >>
> >> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >>

> > Dummy, you ain't at the donut shop now. Ever thought of using a mop at
> > your hovel?
> >

>
> He could even buy a *pink* sponge mop to wash the "dirty 1/2 of the room
> floor". [No point washing the whole floor.] Apparently he'd rather get
> down on the floor with a Pink Scrubbee and Softsoap. Makes him more
> humble. Like a Nun scrubbing the stone floor of a chapel with a scrub
> brush. Heh.


Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.

Janet UK

Janet 25-05-2021 12:29 PM

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In article >,
says...
>
> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...



But today is supposed to be a WORKing DAY in your FULL-TIME NURSING
CAREER.

What went wrong?

Janet UK

Janet 25-05-2021 12:32 PM

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In article >, says...
>
> On 5/24/2021 4:05 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
> > John Kuthe wrote:
> >> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and
> >> Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
> >>
> >> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >>

> >
> > I picked the lint out of my navel. But I didn't rip on da nordic.
> >
> >

> Don't leave us in suspense, what did you do with the lint? Weave a
> sweater? Make underwear?


Hank is saving hanks of his navel fluff to knit a charity floor mop
for Kuthe.

Janet UK

John Kuthe[_10_] 25-05-2021 12:36 PM

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On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 6:29:23 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
....
> But today is supposed to be a WORKing DAY in your FULL-TIME NURSING
> CAREER.
>
> What went wrong?
>
> Janet UK


My Client went to School! M-TH Now I have to go to my Agency and get a new client for 8 hours a day, M-TH! I still have my old client on Friday 8 hours on Fridays.

And I LOVE NordicTracking again! Very good for my legs!


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Gary 25-05-2021 12:41 PM

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On 5/24/2021 4:06 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 5/24/2021 3:40 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and
>> Soft Scrub!
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>

> Ever heard of a mop?
>
> Jill


Boris Johnson's hair.



Josie MacDaddy 25-05-2021 02:45 PM

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On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
> Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
>
> Janet UK
>


How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an altar boy.

Omni Vore[_2_] 25-05-2021 04:52 PM

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On 5/25/2021 4:36 AM, KOOKthe crapped his pants again:

> My


NOBODY CARES, ****TARD! EAT SHIT AND DIE!


i get by with a little help 25-05-2021 04:53 PM

Mentally Ill KOOKthe just Crapped His Pants 10+10+20mins!
 
On 5/24/2021 3:38 PM, KOOKthe needs his face kicked in:

> P


You're a failure, a worthless piece of shit narcissist.

DROP ****ING DEAD!

wolfy's new skateboard 25-05-2021 07:06 PM

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On 5/25/2021 2:58 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 5:59:03 PM UTC-4, wrote:
>> On 5/24/2021 4:44 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>> On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 3:06:44 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>>>> On 5/24/2021 3:40 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub!
>>>>>
>>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>>
>>>> Ever heard of a mop?
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> Oh yes! I used a 20oz mop head and a professional mop bucket at the donut shops ai worked at!
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>

>> So why the hell are you using a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub to clean
>> the floor? Because it's PINK? Might as well be cleaning the floor with
>> a toothbrush.

>
> Because he waited so long to clean the floor, a scrubbee is the only thing
> that will shift the filth.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>


Well now:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....L._SL1000_.jpg

Bryan Simmons 25-05-2021 08:05 PM

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On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 6:37:47 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 6:29:23 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
> ...
> > But today is supposed to be a WORKing DAY in your FULL-TIME NURSING
> > CAREER.
> >
> > What went wrong?
> >
> > Janet UK

> My Client went to School! M-TH Now I have to go to my Agency and get a new client for 8 hours a day, M-TH! I still have my old client on Friday 8 hours on Fridays.
>
> And I LOVE NordicTracking again! Very good for my legs!
>

Maybe you'll get a client that has a weewee this time! We all know
how much you adore pediatric weewees. I know you won't get to
lick it, but you might get to *see* it, and if you're *really* lucky, you
might get to touch it, in a professional, highly appropriate nursing
way of course.

Then you could go to the pedophile bar and tell the guys there
about it, and I bet they'd buy you free drinks. If you don't feel
like any alcohol, you could ask for a Shirley Temple. Yep, a
Shirley Temple. *On the good ship, Lollipop...*
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>

--Bryan

Bryan Simmons 25-05-2021 08:09 PM

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On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 8:45:08 AM UTC-5, Josie MacDaddy wrote:
> On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
> > Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
> >
> > Janet UK
> >

> How do you get a nun pregnant?
>
> Dress her up like an altar boy.
>

But the priest would come up behind her, and stick it up her butthole.
That's not how you get the nun pregnant. And what happens if the
priest goes for a reacharound. He'll realize he's been fooled, and he'll
be VERY ANGRY! This is a very bad idea.
>

--Bryan

Hank Rogers[_4_] 25-05-2021 08:27 PM

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Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 8:45:08 AM UTC-5, Josie MacDaddy wrote:
>> On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
>>> Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
>>>
>>> Janet UK
>>>

>> How do you get a nun pregnant?
>>
>> Dress her up like an altar boy.
>>

> But the priest would come up behind her, and stick it up her butthole.
> That's not how you get the nun pregnant. And what happens if the
> priest goes for a reacharound. He'll realize he's been fooled, and he'll
> be VERY ANGRY! This is a very bad idea.
>>

> --Bryan
>


Best way to get a nun preggo is to introduce her to Popeye, along
with a gallon of crystal palace.




Josie MacDaddy 25-05-2021 08:35 PM

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On 5/25/2021 3:09 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 8:45:08 AM UTC-5, Josie MacDaddy wrote:
>> On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
>>> Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
>>>
>>> Janet UK
>>>

>> How do you get a nun pregnant?
>>
>> Dress her up like an altar boy.
>>

> But the priest would come up behind her, and stick it up her butthole.
> That's not how you get the nun pregnant. And what happens if the
> priest goes for a reacharound. He'll realize he's been fooled, and he'll
> be VERY ANGRY! This is a very bad idea.
>>

> --Bryan
>

No, that's only you and KoOkie Kuthe naked in a canoe.

Bryan Simmons 25-05-2021 08:43 PM

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On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 2:27:11 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 8:45:08 AM UTC-5, Josie MacDaddy wrote:
> >> On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
> >>> Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
> >>>
> >>> Janet UK
> >>>
> >> How do you get a nun pregnant?
> >>
> >> Dress her up like an altar boy.
> >>

> > But the priest would come up behind her, and stick it up her butthole.
> > That's not how you get the nun pregnant. And what happens if the
> > priest goes for a reacharound. He'll realize he's been fooled, and he'll
> > be VERY ANGRY! This is a very bad idea.
> >>

> > --Bryan
> >

> Best way to get a nun preggo is to introduce her to Popeye, along
> with a gallon of crystal palace.
>

The fact that they call them "sister" would get his interest.
>

--Bryan

[email protected][_2_] 25-05-2021 08:57 PM

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On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 6:19:58 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
>
> In article >,
> says...
> >
> > And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >

> Invest in a floor mop and bucket.
>
> Don't go for one of those crap cheepmops. You need the top-class
> vintage heritage 100-year-gurantee SUPERMOP and it just happens I have
> one to sell for only $900 plus shipping. To go with SUPERMOP, I can sell
> you the copperbottom superiorlyshiny Mop Bucket, only $1500.
>
> Janet UK
>

Does this include the handle or is that extra???

Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 10:31 PM

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On Tue, 25 May 2021 12:43:11 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 2:27:11 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>> > On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 8:45:08 AM UTC-5, Josie MacDaddy wrote:
>> >> On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
>> >>> Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
>> >>>
>> >>> Janet UK
>> >>>
>> >> How do you get a nun pregnant?
>> >>
>> >> Dress her up like an altar boy.
>> >>
>> > But the priest would come up behind her, and stick it up her butthole.
>> > That's not how you get the nun pregnant. And what happens if the
>> > priest goes for a reacharound. He'll realize he's been fooled, and he'll
>> > be VERY ANGRY! This is a very bad idea.
>> >>
>> > --Bryan
>> >

>> Best way to get a nun preggo is to introduce her to Popeye, along
>> with a gallon of crystal palace.
>>

>The fact that they call them "sister" would get his interest.
>>

>--Bryan


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Bryan Simmons 25-05-2021 10:35 PM

I just NordicTracked 10+10+20mins!
 
On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 2:57:49 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 6:19:58 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
> >
> > In article >,
> > says...
> > >
> > > And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
> > >
> > > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > >

> > Invest in a floor mop and bucket.
> >
> > Don't go for one of those crap cheepmops. You need the top-class
> > vintage heritage 100-year-gurantee SUPERMOP and it just happens I have
> > one to sell for only $900 plus shipping. To go with SUPERMOP, I can sell
> > you the copperbottom superiorlyshiny Mop Bucket, only $1500.
> >
> > Janet UK
> >

> Does this include the handle or is that extra???
>

It could be argued that the finest mops ever made were made here in
St. Louis by the Bouras Mop Company. The company was bought out
by O Cedar, who discontinued the finest mops ever made.

https://patents.google.com/patent/US3651533
>

Yes, I am a damp mop nerd.
My favorite mop bucket, the 42 quart Brute was also discontinued 20
or so years ago, though this wringer is still made:
https://www.ramrod-janitorial.com/p/...d-Mop-Wringer/
>

--Bryan

Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 10:38 PM

I just NordicTracked 10+10+20mins!
 
On Tue, 25 May 2021 12:09:53 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 8:45:08 AM UTC-5, Josie MacDaddy wrote:
>> On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
>> > Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
>> >
>> > Janet UK
>> >

>> How do you get a nun pregnant?
>>
>> Dress her up like an altar boy.
>>

>But the priest would come up behind her, and stick it up her butthole.
>That's not how you get the nun pregnant. And what happens if the
>priest goes for a reacharound. He'll realize he's been fooled, and he'll
>be VERY ANGRY! This is a very bad idea.
>>

>--Bryan


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Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 10:43 PM

Mentally Ill KOOKthe just Crapped His Pants 10+10+20mins!
 
On Tue, 25 May 2021 08:53:33 -0700, i get by with a little help
> wrote:

>On 5/24/2021 3:38 PM, KOOKthe needs his face kicked in:
>
>> P

>
>You're a failure, a worthless piece of shit narcissist.
>
>DROP ****ING DEAD!


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Dave Smith[_19_] 25-05-2021 10:48 PM

I just NordicTracked 10+10+20mins!
 
On Tue, 25 May 2021 12:05:08 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 6:37:47 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>> On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 6:29:23 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
>> ...
>> > But today is supposed to be a WORKing DAY in your FULL-TIME NURSING
>> > CAREER.
>> >
>> > What went wrong?
>> >
>> > Janet UK

>> My Client went to School! M-TH Now I have to go to my Agency and get a new client for 8 hours a day, M-TH! I still have my old client on Friday 8 hours on Fridays.
>>
>> And I LOVE NordicTracking again! Very good for my legs!
>>

>Maybe you'll get a client that has a weewee this time! We all know
>how much you adore pediatric weewees. I know you won't get to
>lick it, but you might get to *see* it, and if you're *really* lucky, you
>might get to touch it, in a professional, highly appropriate nursing
>way of course.
>
>Then you could go to the pedophile bar and tell the guys there
>about it, and I bet they'd buy you free drinks. If you don't feel
>like any alcohol, you could ask for a Shirley Temple. Yep, a
>Shirley Temple. *On the good ship, Lollipop...*
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>

>--Bryan


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Alex[_31_] 25-05-2021 11:51 PM

I just NordicTracked 10+10+20mins!
 
John Kuthe wrote:
> On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 6:29:03 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>> And then cleaned the dirty 1/2 of the room floor i a Pink Scrubbee and Soft Scrub! And lots of rinsing with my washcloth in the bathroom sink!
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>> Must have been nasty. Did you get the jizz crust with a putty knife?

> It was, but someone had to clean it!
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN....


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