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John Kuthe[_10_] 09-05-2021 09:19 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
It was like mowing wet salad!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Joie McDonalds 09-05-2021 09:24 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
John Kuthe wrote:

> It was like mowing wet salad!
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


Yeah, fascinating. Why don't you shave with the lawnmower? Share it on
you tube? Imagine the potential audience on you tube! You'll get more
attention than ever before.

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jmcquown[_2_] 09-05-2021 11:30 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> It was like mowing wet salad!
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>

Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every time
you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the blades on
that mower.

Jill

Jim Lahey 09-05-2021 11:33 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
On Sun, 9 May 2021 13:19:16 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe >
wrote:

>It was like mowing wet salad!
>
>John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


Wow, amazing. Yawn. I took a shit today.

Bryan Simmons 09-05-2021 11:46 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> > It was like mowing wet salad!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >

> Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every time
> you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the blades on
> that mower.
>

Cutting wet grass doesn't dull the blades, but it does stress the engine/motor,
and requires more energy. That means burning more coal for the electricity,
but also needlessly uses up some of the useful life of the lithium ion batteries.
>
> Jill
>

--Bryan

John Kuthe[_10_] 10-05-2021 12:43 AM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> > It was like mowing wet salad!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >

> Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every time
> you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the blades on
> that mower.
>
> Jill


No WAY!


John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

jmcquown[_2_] 10-05-2021 01:27 AM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
On 5/9/2021 7:43 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>> It was like mowing wet salad!
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>

>> Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every time
>> you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the blades on
>> that mower.
>>
>> Jill

>
> No WAY!
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>

I'm sorry, I'm afraid you are not qualifed to mow my lawn.

Jill

Joie McDonalds 10-05-2021 06:27 AM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
Jim Lahey wrote:

> On Sun, 9 May 2021 13:19:16 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe >
> wrote:
>
> > It was like mowing wet salad!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>
> Wow, amazing. Yawn. I took a shit today.


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."

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Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 10-05-2021 10:25 AM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 4:19:21 PM UTC-4, wrote:
> It was like mowing wet salad!
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


How many keyboards have you had to replace due to the ! key wearing out?

Cindy Hamilton

Sqwertz[_53_] 10-05-2021 10:55 AM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
On Sun, 9 May 2021 13:19:16 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:

> It was like mowing wet salad!
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


Three posts about mowing the back yard. Yeah!

I made a desk. I laminated a piece of 3/4" 28"x40" MDF with
horizontal grade Wilsonart Designer White with a matte (60) finish.
and a black liner on the other side. I cold pressed for 5 hours
under my neighbor's crotch rocket with another piece of MDF on top
and plywood underneath. I then sawed of the extra liner and
laminate and edge-banded it on four sides with iron-on melamine (I
couldn't find the rubber edging) and then screwed on some fold out
legs my other neighbor threw away from her decrepit particle board
desk, drilled in a semi-hollow 3/4" square aluminum underbar across
the center between the legs, and had it done just in time to
christen it with some jerk chicken and brussel sprouts. I only had
to pay $7 for the edge banding - I had everything else. And now
that mostly empty room has a desk/table of sorts. For no reason in
particular, other than shits and giggles.

https://i.postimg.cc/bNqYVjXL/Desk.jpg

I also donated 880ml of plasma for a quick $100 (about am hour)
hour) and provide somebody with lifesaving medication. Also spent
$110 at the grocery store, mopped most of the kitchen floor, did two
loads of laundry, replanted my red habanero (which will be eaten by
deer within a week because I don't have enough chicken wire to
protect it), took all the trash and recycling out, filled a barrel
with rosemary bush trimmings (the 20' wide rosemary bush is finally
all gone! That bitch!) and put that out too. And all that was all
after I woke up at 2:PM. And this weeble didn't wobble once.

And you spent all ****ing day, literally - morning, noon, and
evening - posting about how you mowed the yard 3 times and lied
about it at least once. You're so ****ing lame and simpleminded.
It's all about you, and it's pretty ****ing boring. We expect
nothing less from a 99.44% pure autosexual.

-sw

-sw

Sqwertz[_53_] 10-05-2021 10:58 AM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
On Sun, 9 May 2021 15:46:46 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:

> On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>> It was like mowing wet salad!
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>

>> Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every time
>> you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the blades on
>> that mower.
>>

> Cutting wet grass doesn't dull the blades, but it does stress the engine/motor,
> and requires more energy. That means burning more coal for the electricity,
> but also needlessly uses up some of the useful life of the lithium ion batteries.


I get the impression he's using a corded lawnmower with those 3 50'
extension cords.

But who the **** knows. It's John. He lies a lot and can't keep
track of all them.

0sw

Sqwertz[_53_] 10-05-2021 11:00 AM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
On Sun, 9 May 2021 20:27:09 -0400, jmcquown wrote:

> On 5/9/2021 7:43 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>> On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>>> On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>> It was like mowing wet salad!
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>
>>> Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every time
>>> you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the blades on
>>> that mower.
>>>
>>> Jill

>>
>> No WAY!
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


That's what you said when she told you were gonna be broke in a
year. She WAS wrong - it was only 9 months.

-sw

Joie McDonalds 10-05-2021 09:19 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
Sqwertz wrote:

> On Sun, 9 May 2021 15:46:46 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> > On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5,
> > wrote:
> >> On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> >>> It was like mowing wet salad!
> >>>
> >>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > > >
> >> Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every

> time >> you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the
> blades on >> that mower.
> > >

> > Cutting wet grass doesn't dull the blades, but it does stress the
> > engine/motor, and requires more energy. That means burning more
> > coal for the electricity, but also needlessly uses up some of the
> > useful life of the lithium ion batteries.

>
> I get the impression he's using a corded lawnmower with those 3 50'
> extension cords.
>
> But who the **** knows. It's John. He lies a lot and can't keep
> track of all them.
>
> 0sw


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."

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Joie McDonalds 10-05-2021 09:19 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
jmcquown wrote:

> On 5/9/2021 7:43 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> > On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5,
> > wrote:
> > > On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> > > > It was like mowing wet salad!
> > > >
> > > > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > > >
> > > Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every
> > > time you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the
> > > blades on that mower.
> > >
> > > Jill

> >
> > No WAY!
> >
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >

> I'm sorry, I'm afraid you are not qualifed to mow my lawn.
>
> Jill


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."

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Joie McDonalds 10-05-2021 09:19 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
Sqwertz wrote:

> On Sun, 9 May 2021 20:27:09 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
> > On 5/9/2021 7:43 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> >> On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5,

> wrote: >>> On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> >>>> It was like mowing wet salad!
> > > > >
> >>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > > > >
> >>> Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every

> time >>> you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the
> blades on >>> that mower.
> > > >
> >>> Jill
> >>
> >> No WAY!
> >>
> >> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>
> That's what you said when she told you were gonna be broke in a
> year. She WAS wrong - it was only 9 months.
>
> -sw


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."

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Joie McDonalds 10-05-2021 09:20 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
Sqwertz wrote:

> On Sun, 9 May 2021 13:19:16 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>
> > It was like mowing wet salad!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>
> Three posts about mowing the back yard. Yeah!
>
> I made a desk. I laminated a piece of 3/4" 28"x40" MDF with
> horizontal grade Wilsonart Designer White with a matte (60) finish.
> and a black liner on the other side. I cold pressed for 5 hours
> under my neighbor's crotch rocket with another piece of MDF on top
> and plywood underneath. I then sawed of the extra liner and
> laminate and edge-banded it on four sides with iron-on melamine (I
> couldn't find the rubber edging) and then screwed on some fold out
> legs my other neighbor threw away from her decrepit particle board
> desk, drilled in a semi-hollow 3/4" square aluminum underbar across
> the center between the legs, and had it done just in time to
> christen it with some jerk chicken and brussel sprouts. I only had
> to pay $7 for the edge banding - I had everything else. And now
> that mostly empty room has a desk/table of sorts. For no reason in
> particular, other than shits and giggles.
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/bNqYVjXL/Desk.jpg
>
> I also donated 880ml of plasma for a quick $100 (about am hour)
> hour) and provide somebody with lifesaving medication. Also spent
> $110 at the grocery store, mopped most of the kitchen floor, did two
> loads of laundry, replanted my red habanero (which will be eaten by
> deer within a week because I don't have enough chicken wire to
> protect it), took all the trash and recycling out, filled a barrel
> with rosemary bush trimmings (the 20' wide rosemary bush is finally
> all gone! That bitch!) and put that out too. And all that was all
> after I woke up at 2:PM. And this weeble didn't wobble once.
>
> And you spent all ****ing day, literally - morning, noon, and
> evening - posting about how you mowed the yard 3 times and lied
> about it at least once. You're so ****ing lame and simpleminded.
> It's all about you, and it's pretty ****ing boring. We expect
> nothing less from a 99.44% pure autosexual.
>
> -sw
>
> -sw


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."

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Joie McDonalds 10-05-2021 10:37 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
Sqwertz wrote:

> On Sun, 9 May 2021 20:27:09 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
> > On 5/9/2021 7:43 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> >> On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 5:30:34 PM UTC-5,

> wrote: >>> On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> >>>> It was like mowing wet salad!
> > > > >
> >>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > > > >
> >>> Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every

> time >>> you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the
> blades on >>> that mower.
> > > >
> >>> Jill
> >>
> >> No WAY!
> >>
> >> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>
> That's what you said when she told you were gonna be broke in a
> year. She WAS wrong - it was only 9 months.
>
> -sw


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."

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Joie McDonalds 10-05-2021 10:38 PM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 4:19:21 PM UTC-4, wrote:
> > It was like mowing wet salad!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>
> How many keyboards have you had to replace due to the ! key wearing
> out?
>
> Cindy Hamilton


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."

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Joie McDonalds 11-05-2021 04:03 AM

I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!
 
jmcquown wrote:

> On 5/9/2021 4:19 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> > It was like mowing wet salad!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >

> Do you save these posts so all you have to do is copy/paste every
> time you mow your lawn after it rains? You're going to ruin the
> blades on that mower.
>
> Jill


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."

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