I just MOWED my almost entire backyard!
 

Leo wrote:
> On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
> (in article >):
> > Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.
> Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.


Another Parker witticism:

"Roosters seldom make passes at chicks who wear glasses..."

--
Best
Greg

I just MOWED my almost entire backyard!
 

Leo wrote:

> On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
> (in article >):
>
> > Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.
>
> Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.

She must have been a great thinker.

--
The real Dr. Bruce posts with uni-berlin.de - individual.net

I just MOWED my almost entire backyard!
 

Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Leo wrote:
>
>> On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
>> (in article >):
>>
>>> Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.
>>
>> Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.
>
> She must have been a great thinker.
>

Or a great sniffer.

I just MOWED my almost entire backyard!
 

On 2021-04-30 4:54 p.m., Leo wrote:
> On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
> (in article >):
>
>> Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.
>
> Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.
>
>
She named her pet budgie "Onan" because he spilled his seed on the ground:-)

Also "Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!"

I just MOWED my almost entire backyard!
 

Graham wrote:
> On 2021-04-30 4:54 p.m., Leo wrote:
> > On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
> > (in article >):
> >
> >> Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.
> >
> > Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.
> >
> >
> She named her pet budgie "Onan" because he spilled his seed on the ground:-)


Oy, a masturbating parakeet...!!!


> Also "Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!"


"The spirit of envy can destroy; it can never build..."
- Margaret Thatcher

;-D

--
Best
Greg

I just MOWED my almost entire backyard!
 

On 2021 Apr 30, , Graham wrote
(in article >):

> On 2021-04-30 4:54 p.m., Leo wrote:
> > On 2021 Apr 29, , Dr. Bruce wrote
> > (in article >):
> >
> > > Who's Dorothy Parker? I ain't not no American.
> >
> > Her definition of eternity was two people and a ham.
> She named her pet budgie "Onan" because he spilled his seed on the ground:-)
>
> Also "Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!"

I just MOWED my almost entire backyard!
 

On 2021 Apr 30, , Graham wrote
(in article >):

> She named her pet budgie "Onan" because he spilled his seed on the ground:-)
>
> Also "Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!"

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can´t make her
think."

To help Bruce along, that came from the expression, "You can lead a horse
to water, but you can´t make it drink."