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jmcquown[_23_] 25-04-2021 04:31 AM

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Some homosexuals insert foreign bodies into their rectum for pleasure.
Occasionally, while moving an object back and forth, a homosexual or his
partner may loose his grip on the object and the foreign body gets
sucked into the colorectum. In emergency departments, some such objects
recovered from the colorectum of homosexuals include soft-drink and
other bottles, jars, light bulbs, candles, fruits like bananas and
apples; vegetables like cucumbers, onions, potatoes, carrots and
turnips; dildos, vibrators, tumblers, a polythene waste trap from the
U-bend of a sink, salami, sponge rubber balls, a steers horn,
baseballs, tennis balls, hard-boiled eggs, sand-filled bicycle inner
tubing, an aluminum tube (used by a prisoner to store money and other
valuables), broomsticks, broom handles, various types of brushes, ax
handles, whip handles, soldering irons, a wood-handled carborundum
sharpening stone, glass tubes, frozen pigs tail, and kitchen items such
as spatula, ice pick, and mortar pestle.^(1-12) The typical patient that
presents in the emergency department with colorectal foreign objects is
a male homosexual;the other patients are women or patients who have been
rectally assaulted with a foreign body.


GM 25-04-2021 04:51 AM

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jmcquown wrote:

> Some homosexuals insert foreign bodies into their rectum for pleasure.
> Occasionally, while moving an object back and forth, a homosexual or his
> partner may loose his grip on the object and the foreign body gets
> sucked into the colorectum. In emergency departments, some such objects
> recovered from the colorectum of homosexuals include soft-drink and
> other bottles, jars, light bulbs, candles, fruits like bananas and
> apples; vegetables like cucumbers, onions, potatoes, carrots and
> turnips; dildos, vibrators, tumblers, a polythene waste trap from the
> U-bend of a sink, salami, sponge rubber balls, a steers horn,
> baseballs, tennis balls, hard-boiled eggs, sand-filled bicycle inner
> tubing, an aluminum tube (used by a prisoner to store money and other
> valuables), broomsticks, broom handles, various types of brushes, ax
> handles, whip handles, soldering irons, a wood-handled carborundum
> sharpening stone, glass tubes, frozen pigs tail, and kitchen items such
> as spatula, ice pick, and mortar pestle.^(1-12) The typical patient that
> presents in the emergency department with colorectal foreign objects is
> a male homosexual;the other patients are women or patients who have been
> rectally assaulted with a foreign body



Lol...

Is Jill a "fag hag" perchance...???

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Best
Greg

[email protected][_2_] 25-04-2021 05:55 AM

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On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 10:51:24 PM UTC-5, GM wrote:
>
> Is Jill a "fag hag" perchance...???
>
> Best
> Greg
>

That was the fake Jill.

Jim Lahey 25-04-2021 06:49 AM

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On Sat, 24 Apr 2021 21:55:53 -0700 (PDT), "
> wrote:

>On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 10:51:24 PM UTC-5, GM wrote:
>>
>> Is Jill a "fag hag" perchance...???
>>
>> Best
>> Greg
>>

>That was the fake Jill.


Are you sure? ;-) Kinda obvious...........

Taxed and Spent 25-04-2021 09:19 AM

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On 4/24/2021 8:31 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> Some homosexuals insert foreign bodies into their rectum for pleasure.
> Occasionally, while moving an object back and forth, a homosexual or his
> partner may loose his grip on the object and the foreign body gets
> sucked into the colorectum. In emergency departments, some such objects
> recovered from the colorectum of homosexuals include soft-drink and
> other bottles, jars, light bulbs, candles, fruits like bananas and
> apples; vegetables like cucumbers, onions, potatoes, carrots and
> turnips; dildos, vibrators, tumblers, a polythene waste trap from the
> U-bend of a sink, salami, sponge rubber balls, a steers horn,
> baseballs, tennis balls, hard-boiled eggs, sand-filled bicycle inner
> tubing, an aluminum tube (used by a prisoner to store money and other
> valuables), broomsticks, broom handles, various types of brushes, ax
> handles, whip handles, soldering irons, a wood-handled carborundum
> sharpening stone, glass tubes, frozen pigs tail, and kitchen items such
> as spatula, ice pick, and mortar pestle.^(1-12) The typical patient that
> presents in the emergency department with colorectal foreign objects is
> a male homosexual;the other patients are women or patients who have been
> rectally assaulted with a foreign body.
>


Don't forget the fusilli. "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc."


[email protected][_2_] 25-04-2021 09:09 PM

I never knew
 
On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 12:49:16 AM UTC-5, Jim Lahey wrote:
>
> On Sat, 24 Apr 2021 21:55:53 -0700 (PDT), "
> > wrote:
> >
> >That was the fake Jill.
> >

> Are you sure? ;-) Kinda obvious...........
>

Naw, you can always spot a fake Jill post.
:o)

Dr. Bruce 25-04-2021 09:10 PM

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jmcquown wrote:

> Some homosexuals insert foreign bodies into their rectum for
> pleasure. Occasionally, while moving an object back and forth, a
> homosexual or his partner may loose his grip on the object and the
> foreign body gets sucked into the colorectum. In emergency
> departments, some such objects recovered from the colorectum of
> homosexuals include soft-drink and other bottles, jars, light bulbs,
> candles, fruits like bananas and apples; vegetables like cucumbers,
> onions, potatoes, carrots and turnips; dildos, vibrators, tumblers, a
> polythene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, salami, sponge rubber
> balls, a steers horn, baseballs, tennis balls, hard-boiled eggs,
> sand-filled bicycle inner tubing, an aluminum tube (used by a
> prisoner to store money and other valuables), broomsticks, broom
> handles, various types of brushes, ax handles, whip handles,
> soldering irons, a wood-handled carborundum sharpening stone, glass
> tubes, frozen pigs tail, and kitchen items such as spatula, ice
> pick, and mortar pestle.^(1-12) The typical patient that presents in
> the emergency department with colorectal foreign objects is a male
> homosexual;the other patients are women or patients who have been
> rectally assaulted with a foreign body.


Yes. Always use object longer than your sphincter is deep. Ask how I
know this.

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