On 4/25/2021 1:14 PM, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Dave Smith wrote:
>
>> On 2021-04-25 3:03 p.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 1:59:06 PM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>
>>>>> What is it with you and the Unabomber? The only thing on the
>>>>> list that's particularly flammable is the crappy vegetable oils.
>>>> I hate to see an item that's normally made with 5 ingredients,
>>>> suddenly made with 15 ingredients, many of which are not food
>>>> ingredients. That tells me it's crap.
>>>
>>> It's crap. But how does the Unabomber fit into it? You can't make
>>> bombs out of the stuff in Del Taco burritos.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I don't know about that. I had a beef burrito from Taco Bell one
>> night. It was the end of an afternoon shift and I was starving. Taco
>> Bell was just a couple doors down from the office. I woke up at
>> about 4 am feeling like I was about to explode.
>
> So what I said made more sense than I realised!
>

I am visioning a monkey at a keyboard.

Taxed and Spent wrote:

> On 4/25/2021 1:14 PM, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > Dave Smith wrote:
> >
> > > On 2021-04-25 3:03 p.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 1:59:06 PM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > >
> > > > > > What is it with you and the Unabomber? The only thing on the
> > > > > > list that's particularly flammable is the crappy vegetable
> > > > > > oils.
> > > > > I hate to see an item that's normally made with 5 ingredients,
> > > > > suddenly made with 15 ingredients, many of which are not food
> > > > > ingredients. That tells me it's crap.
> > > >
> > > > It's crap. But how does the Unabomber fit into it? You can't
> > > > make bombs out of the stuff in Del Taco burritos.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > I don't know about that. I had a beef burrito from Taco Bell one
> > > night. It was the end of an afternoon shift and I was starving.
> > > Taco Bell was just a couple doors down from the office. I woke
> > > up at about 4 am feeling like I was about to explode.
> >
> > So what I said made more sense than I realised!
> >
>
> I am visioning a monkey at a keyboard.

If the monkey types long enough, one day he'll type something that
makes sense?

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On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 10:45:26 AM UTC-10, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Taxed and Spent wrote:
>
> > On 4/25/2021 1:14 PM, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > Dave Smith wrote:
> > >
> > > > On 2021-04-25 3:03 p.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 1:59:06 PM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > > What is it with you and the Unabomber? The only thing on the
> > > > > > > list that's particularly flammable is the crappy vegetable
> > > > > > > oils.
> > > > > > I hate to see an item that's normally made with 5 ingredients,
> > > > > > suddenly made with 15 ingredients, many of which are not food
> > > > > > ingredients. That tells me it's crap.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's crap. But how does the Unabomber fit into it? You can't
> > > > > make bombs out of the stuff in Del Taco burritos.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > I don't know about that. I had a beef burrito from Taco Bell one
> > > > night. It was the end of an afternoon shift and I was starving.
> > > > Taco Bell was just a couple doors down from the office. I woke
> > > > up at about 4 am feeling like I was about to explode.
> > >
> > > So what I said made more sense than I realised!
> > >
> >
> > I am visioning a monkey at a keyboard.
> If the monkey types long enough, one day he'll type something that
> makes sense?
> --
> The real Dr. Bruce posts with uni-berlin.de - individual.net

Given enough monkeys with typewriters and enough time, a monkey will type out a Shakespeare play at random eventually. Of course, all your really need is one monkey and enough time. As a practical matter, most people can afford to keep only one monkey.

On 2021-04-25 4:55 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 10:45:26 AM UTC-10, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>> Taxed and Spent wrote:
>>

>>> I am visioning a monkey at a keyboard.
>> If the monkey types long enough, one day he'll type something that
>> makes sense? -- The real Dr. Bruce posts with uni-berlin.de -
>> individual.net
>
> Given enough monkeys with typewriters and enough time, a monkey will
> type out a Shakespeare play at random eventually. Of course, all your
> really need is one monkey and enough time. As a practical matter,
> most people can afford to keep only one monkey.
>

I wonder how many monkeys and how long it would have taken for them to
write a Donald Trump speech.

Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 2:07:47 PM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 10:24:47 AM UTC-4, bruce bowser
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 8:27:43 AM UTC-4, Cindy Hamilton
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 8:13:16 AM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> Yes, you have a hangup about oil. Anyway, you'd make the
>>>>>>> Unabomber's day if you brought him the above list of
>>>>>>> ingredients. For a humble burrito! Get real!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What is it with you and the Unabomber? The only thing on the
>>>>>> list that's particularly flammable is the crappy vegetable
>>>>>> oils.
>>>>> That's a horrible thing to say.
>>>>
>>>> It's a horrible thing to say that even the Unabomber couldn't
>>>> make trouble with the ingredients of a Del Taco vegetarian
>>>> burrito?
>>>>
>>>> You lost me there, friend.
>>>>
>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>
>>> He actually replied to you, so he basically said it's a horrible
>>> thing to say that crappy vegetable oils are particularly flammable.
>>
>> I know he replied to me. I'm not sure his reply indicates what you
>> think it does.
>
> Me neither, but one can only try.
>

If at first you cannot sniff an ass hole, try try again.

On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 11:07:22 AM UTC-10, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2021-04-25 4:55 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
> > On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 10:45:26 AM UTC-10, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> >> Taxed and Spent wrote:
> >>
>
> >>> I am visioning a monkey at a keyboard.
> >> If the monkey types long enough, one day he'll type something that
> >> makes sense? -- The real Dr. Bruce posts with uni-berlin.de -
> >> individual.net
> >
> > Given enough monkeys with typewriters and enough time, a monkey will
> > type out a Shakespeare play at random eventually. Of course, all your
> > really need is one monkey and enough time. As a practical matter,
> > most people can afford to keep only one monkey.
> >
> I wonder how many monkeys and how long it would have taken for them to
> write a Donald Trump speech.

Monkeys would take far too long so a bunch of stoner high school kids were used to write his speeches. These kids were stuck doing detention so they pretty much came up with whatever BS they thought the teachers wanted to hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApiOXJt1tN0

Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 1:59:06 PM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 8:13:16 AM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Other than trivial amounts of crappy vegetable oils, identify
>>>>>> any ingredients you consider unhealthful.
>>>>
>>>>> Yes, you have a hangup about oil. Anyway, you'd make the
>>>>> Unabomber's day if you brought him the above list of
>>>>> ingredients. For a humble burrito! Get real!
>>>>
>>>> What is it with you and the Unabomber? The only thing on the list
>>>> that's particularly flammable is the crappy vegetable oils.
>>> I hate to see an item that's normally made with 5 ingredients,
>>> suddenly made with 15 ingredients, many of which are not food
>>> ingredients. That tells me it's crap.
>>
>> It's crap. But how does the Unabomber fit into it? You can't make
>> bombs out of the stuff in Del Taco burritos.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>
> I don't mean it that literally. When I say these are ingredients to
> make a spaceship, not a muffin, I also don't mean that literally.
>

The only thing you do literally is sniff sphincters.

On 4/25/2021 3:02 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 11:07:22 AM UTC-10, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2021-04-25 4:55 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 10:45:26 AM UTC-10, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>> Taxed and Spent wrote:
>>>>
>>
>>>>> I am visioning a monkey at a keyboard.
>>>> If the monkey types long enough, one day he'll type something that
>>>> makes sense? -- The real Dr. Bruce posts with uni-berlin.de -
>>>> individual.net
>>>
>>> Given enough monkeys with typewriters and enough time, a monkey will
>>> type out a Shakespeare play at random eventually. Of course, all your
>>> really need is one monkey and enough time. As a practical matter,
>>> most people can afford to keep only one monkey.
>>>
>> I wonder how many monkeys and how long it would have taken for them to
>> write a Donald Trump speech.
>
> Monkeys would take far too long so a bunch of stoner high school kids were used to write his speeches. These kids were stuck doing detention so they pretty much came up with whatever BS they thought the teachers wanted to hear.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApiOXJt1tN0
>


the smarter kids who are not on detention do the same thing. and
hopefully keep a clear head otherwise.

Dave Smith wrote:

> On 2021-04-25 4:55 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
> > On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 10:45:26 AM UTC-10, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > Taxed and Spent wrote:
> > >
>
> > > > I am visioning a monkey at a keyboard.
> > > If the monkey types long enough, one day he'll type something
> > > that makes sense? -- The real Dr. Bruce posts with uni-berlin.de
> > > - individual.net
> >
> > Given enough monkeys with typewriters and enough time, a monkey will
> > type out a Shakespeare play at random eventually. Of course, all
> > your really need is one monkey and enough time. As a practical
> > matter, most people can afford to keep only one monkey.
> >
>
> I wonder how many monkeys and how long it would have taken for them
> to write a Donald Trump speech.

Maybe that has already happened. It would explain a lot.

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Dr. Bruce wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 4/25/2021 3:03 PM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 1:59:06 PM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 8:13:16 AM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Other than trivial amounts of crappy vegetable oils,
>>>>>>> identify any ingredients you consider unhealthful.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes, you have a hangup about oil. Anyway, you'd make the
>>>>>> Unabomber's day if you brought him the above list of
>>>>>> ingredients. For a humble burrito! Get real!
>>>>>
>>>>> What is it with you and the Unabomber? The only thing on the
>>>>> list that's particularly flammable is the crappy vegetable oils.
>>>> I hate to see an item that's normally made with 5 ingredients,
>>>> suddenly made with 15 ingredients, many of which are not food
>>>> ingredients. That tells me it's crap.
>>>
>>> It's crap. But how does the Unabomber fit into it? You can't make
>>> bombs out of the stuff in Del Taco burritos.
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>
>> Bruce just adores yammering on about fast food and posting
>> ingredients lists.
>
> Maybe once a week. Not as often as some of all y'all like to frame me
> with.
>
>> He truly does seem to think most people who live
>> in North America eat that way all the time.
>
> I don't think that. There are multiple sides to the US (and to any
> other country). The big health food movement started in California.
>
>> (I've still no clue what the Unibomber has to do with anything. Was
>> he known for eating fast food tacos?)
>
> You're being too literal
>
>> Bryan fell right into it, giving Bruce the chance to look up Del Taco
>> vegetarian burritos ingredients and start a rant.
>
> A rant? One post is a rant? Help, I'm being framed!
>
>> First of all, not everyone eats crap fast food. Bruce would love to
>> think so and ignores discussions that involve actual freshly cooked
>> food even if it fits "vegetarian".
>
> Let me share a fascinating fresh food story with all y'all. All y'all
> will be interested to know that I recently had a problem making tempeh.
> Due to the weather cooling down, my tempeh process was being interfered
> with by condensation. It caused water to drip into the tempeh as it was
> fermenting, making it go black and foul. I have solved this problem by
> cutting the ziplock bag open, halfway during the process. That way
> things can dry rather than condensate and I made 2 batches of beautiful
> tempeh yesterday. Yay!
>
>> He's got an agenda and he's sticking to it.
>>
>> Anyone else notice Bruce never posts about what he cooks and eats?
>> He's here to chide and deride.
>
> Only when it's deserved. There are plenty of people here who(m) I never
> chide nor deride.
>

Yep. But just Ophelia and kuth.

Yall can shove unabomber and tempeh up your ass and sniff your own
butt, master.

Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2021-04-25 3:03 p.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 1:59:06 PM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>
>>>> What is it with you and the Unabomber? The only thing on the list
>>>> that's particularly flammable is the crappy vegetable oils.
>>> I hate to see an item that's normally made with 5 ingredients,
>>> suddenly
>>> made with 15 ingredients, many of which are not food
>>> ingredients. That
>>> tells me it's crap.
>>
>> It's crap.* But how does the Unabomber fit into it?* You can't
>> make bombs
>> out of the stuff in Del Taco burritos.
>>
>>
>
> I don't know about that. I had a beef burrito from Taco Bell one
> night. It was the end of an afternoon shift and I was starving.
> Taco Bell was just a couple doors down from the office.* I woke up
> at about 4 am feeling like I was about to explode.
>

Man, you need to take out yoose butt plug before yoose eats taco bell!

Damn, you could have died eating gassy food with your anus plugged!

On Sun, 25 Apr 2021 17:18:05 -0500, Hank Rogers wrote:

> Yep. But just Ophelia and Kuthe.

You too Hank! He speaks about you when he is sniffing, but he never has
the balls to say anything to you 'man-to-man'.

On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 12:07:42 PM UTC-10, Taxed and Spent wrote:
> On 4/25/2021 3:02 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> > On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 11:07:22 AM UTC-10, Dave Smith wrote:
> >> On 2021-04-25 4:55 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
> >>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 10:45:26 AM UTC-10, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> >>>> Taxed and Spent wrote:
> >>>>
> >>
> >>>>> I am visioning a monkey at a keyboard.
> >>>> If the monkey types long enough, one day he'll type something that
> >>>> makes sense? -- The real Dr. Bruce posts with uni-berlin.de -
> >>>> individual.net
> >>>
> >>> Given enough monkeys with typewriters and enough time, a monkey will
> >>> type out a Shakespeare play at random eventually. Of course, all your
> >>> really need is one monkey and enough time. As a practical matter,
> >>> most people can afford to keep only one monkey.
> >>>
> >> I wonder how many monkeys and how long it would have taken for them to
> >> write a Donald Trump speech.
> >
> > Monkeys would take far too long so a bunch of stoner high school kids were used to write his speeches. These kids were stuck doing detention so they pretty much came up with whatever BS they thought the teachers wanted to hear.
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApiOXJt1tN0
> >
> the smarter kids who are not on detention do the same thing. and
> hopefully keep a clear head otherwise.

Coming up with BS that teachers want to hear is an essential high school skill. Later on, some kids learn to speak with their own voice. Some kids never do. Some of those kids grow old and spend their days trolling rfc.

Mike Duffy wrote:
> On Sun, 25 Apr 2021 17:18:05 -0500, Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> Yep. But just Ophelia and Kuthe.
>
> You too Hank! He speaks about you when he is sniffing, but he never has
> the balls to say anything to you 'man-to-man'.
>

Damn, mike you'll have to ask him. he's always here, sniffing asses.

Who can explain the master doctor?

jmcquown wrote:

> On 4/25/2021 3:03 PM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 1:59:06 PM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 8:13:16 AM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > > > > Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Other than trivial amounts of crappy vegetable oils,
> > > > > > identify any ingredients you consider unhealthful.
> > > >
> > > > > Yes, you have a hangup about oil. Anyway, you'd make the
> > > > > Unabomber's day if you brought him the above list of
> > > > > ingredients. For a humble burrito! Get real!
> > > >
> > > > What is it with you and the Unabomber? The only thing on the
> > > > list that's particularly flammable is the crappy vegetable oils.
> > > I hate to see an item that's normally made with 5 ingredients,
> > > suddenly made with 15 ingredients, many of which are not food
> > > ingredients. That tells me it's crap.
> >
> > It's crap. But how does the Unabomber fit into it? You can't make
> > bombs out of the stuff in Del Taco burritos.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >
> Bruce just adores yammering on about fast food and posting
> ingredients lists. He truly does seem to think most people who live
> in North America eat that way all the time. (I've still no clue what
> the Unibomber has to do with anything. Was he known for eating fast
> food tacos?)
>
> Bryan fell right into it, giving Bruce the chance to look up Del Taco
> vegetarian burritos ingredients and start a rant.
>
> First of all, not everyone eats crap fast food. Bruce would love to
> think so and ignores discussions that involve actual freshly cooked
> food even if it fits "vegetarian". He's got an agenda and he's
> sticking to it.
>
> Anyone else notice Bruce never posts about what he cooks and eats?
> He's here to chide and deride.
>
> Jill

Very very true.

Today was a scratch cook day and not vegetarian as we had leftover Cod
to add.

The only non-scratch item was jarred Mayo and Philly cheese might not
be.

Breakfast was a simple thick slice of fresh bread, toasted and buttered
then added philly cheese. Had 2 eggs each over easy.

Lunch was a vegetable medly in a sort of steamer mix with butter and
over rice.

Dinner was pasta with leftover Cod and added shrimp and a simple white
sauce with lots of black pepper, and more cucumbers with russian
dressing.

Tangerines and green grapes for dessert.

Grin, I probably bore Bruce.

On 4/25/2021 8:00 PM, cshenk wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>
>> First of all, not everyone eats crap fast food. Bruce would love to
>> think so and ignores discussions that involve actual freshly cooked
>> food even if it fits "vegetarian". He's got an agenda and he's
>> sticking to it.
>>
>> Anyone else notice Bruce never posts about what he cooks and eats?
>> He's here to chide and deride.
>>
>> Jill
>
> Very very true.
>
> Today was a scratch cook day and not vegetarian as we had leftover Cod
> to add.
>
> The only non-scratch item was jarred Mayo and Philly cheese might not
> be.
>
> Breakfast was a simple thick slice of fresh bread, toasted and buttered
> then added philly cheese. Had 2 eggs each over easy.
>
> Lunch was a vegetable medly in a sort of steamer mix with butter and
> over rice.
>
> Dinner was pasta with leftover Cod and added shrimp and a simple white
> sauce with lots of black pepper, and more cucumbers with russian
> dressing.
>
> Tangerines and green grapes for dessert.
>
> Grin, I probably bore Bruce.
>
>
Not to worry, Bruce bores a lot of people.

Jill

On 2021-04-25 8:22 p.m., jmcquown wrote:
> On 4/25/2021 8:00 PM, cshenk wrote:
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>

>> Tangerines and green grapes for dessert.
>>
>> Grin, I probably bore Bruce.
>>
>>
> Not to worry, Bruce bores a lot of people.


He hasn't bored me for a long time. I got tired of his cheap sniping. I
rarely see it. Then he had sockpuppets who appeared to be hear only to
echo his posts, but then they got plonked too.

jmcquown wrote:
> On 4/25/2021 8:00 PM, cshenk wrote:
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> First of all, not everyone eats crap fast food.* Bruce would
>>> love to
>>> think so and ignores discussions that involve actual freshly cooked
>>> food even if it fits "vegetarian".* He's got an agenda and he's
>>> sticking to it.
>>>
>>> Anyone else notice Bruce never posts about what he cooks and eats?
>>> He's here to chide and deride.
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> Very very true.
>>
>> Today was a scratch cook day and not vegetarian as we had
>> leftover Cod
>> to add.
>>
>> The only non-scratch item was jarred Mayo and Philly cheese might
>> not
>> be.
>>
>> Breakfast was a simple thick slice of fresh bread, toasted and
>> buttered
>> then added philly cheese. Had 2 eggs each over easy.
>>
>> Lunch was a vegetable medly in a sort of steamer mix with butter and
>> over rice.
>>
>> Dinner was pasta with leftover Cod and added shrimp and a simple
>> white
>> sauce with lots of black pepper, and more cucumbers with russian
>> dressing.
>>
>> Tangerines and green grapes for dessert.
>>
>> Grin, I probably bore Bruce.
>>
>>
> Not to worry, Bruce bores a lot of people.
>
> Jill

How can you be bored when master doctor druce is vacuuming your anus?

Dave Smith wrote:

> On 2021-04-25 8:22 p.m., jmcquown wrote:
> > On 4/25/2021 8:00 PM, cshenk wrote:
> > > jmcquown wrote:
> > >
>
> > > Tangerines and green grapes for dessert.
> > >
> > > Grin, I probably bore Bruce.
> > >
> > >
> > Not to worry, Bruce bores a lot of people.
>
>
> He hasn't bored me for a long time. I got tired of his cheap sniping.
> I rarely see it. Then he had sockpuppets who appeared to be hear only
> to echo his posts, but then they got plonked too.

Pretty much the same here. Not really worth the time typoing it ;-)

cshenk wrote:

> jmcquown wrote:
>
> > Anyone else notice Bruce never posts about what he cooks and eats?
> > He's here to chide and deride.
> >
> > Jill
>
> Very very true.
>
> Today was a scratch cook day and not vegetarian as we had leftover Cod
> to add.
>
> The only non-scratch item was jarred Mayo and Philly cheese might not
> be.
>
> Breakfast was a simple thick slice of fresh bread, toasted and
> buttered then added philly cheese. Had 2 eggs each over easy.
>
> Lunch was a vegetable medly in a sort of steamer mix with butter and
> over rice.
>
> Dinner was pasta with leftover Cod and added shrimp and a simple white
> sauce with lots of black pepper, and more cucumbers with russian
> dressing.
>
> Tangerines and green grapes for dessert.
>
> Grin, I probably bore Bruce.

I bet that you're not able to distinguish between me and my frogger.
That's sad, considering that you have first hand experience with being
frogged.

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cshenk wrote:

> Dave Smith wrote:
>
> > On 2021-04-25 8:22 p.m., jmcquown wrote:
> > > On 4/25/2021 8:00 PM, cshenk wrote:
> > > > jmcquown wrote:
> > > >
> >
> > > > Tangerines and green grapes for dessert.
> > > >
> > > > Grin, I probably bore Bruce.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > Not to worry, Bruce bores a lot of people.
> >
> >
> > He hasn't bored me for a long time. I got tired of his cheap
> > sniping. I rarely see it. Then he had sockpuppets who appeared to
> > be hear only to echo his posts, but then they got plonked too.
>
> Pretty much the same here. Not really worth the time typoing it ;-)

How on earth does someone go through life on one brain cell?

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On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 6:37:23 PM UTC-4, dsi1 wrote:
> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 12:07:42 PM UTC-10, Taxed and Spent wrote:
> > On 4/25/2021 3:02 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> > > On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 11:07:22 AM UTC-10, Dave Smith wrote:
> > >> On 2021-04-25 4:55 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
> > >>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 10:45:26 AM UTC-10, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > >>>> Taxed and Spent wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>
> > >>>>> I am visioning a monkey at a keyboard.
> > >>>> If the monkey types long enough, one day he'll type something that
> > >>>> makes sense? -- The real Dr. Bruce posts with uni-berlin.de -
> > >>>> individual.net
> > >>>
> > >>> Given enough monkeys with typewriters and enough time, a monkey will
> > >>> type out a Shakespeare play at random eventually. Of course, all your
> > >>> really need is one monkey and enough time. As a practical matter,
> > >>> most people can afford to keep only one monkey.
> > >>>
> > >> I wonder how many monkeys and how long it would have taken for them to
> > >> write a Donald Trump speech.
> > >
> > > Monkeys would take far too long so a bunch of stoner high school kids were used to write his speeches. These kids were stuck doing detention so they pretty much came up with whatever BS they thought the teachers wanted to hear.
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApiOXJt1tN0
> > >
> > the smarter kids who are not on detention do the same thing. and
> > hopefully keep a clear head otherwise.
> Coming up with BS that teachers want to hear is an essential high school skill.

It's an essential workplace skill, too. Always tell the boss what he wants to hear.

Cindy Hamilton

On 4/25/2021 8:30 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2021-04-25 8:22 p.m., jmcquown wrote:
>> On 4/25/2021 8:00 PM, cshenk wrote:
>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>
>
>>> Tangerines and green grapes for dessert.
>>>
>>> Grin, I probably bore Bruce.
>>>
>>>
>> Not to worry, Bruce bores a lot of people.
>
>
> He hasn't bored me for a long time.
>
You're boring to no end with your long winded
mundane drivel. You'll write three paragraphs
and never actually say anything.

Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 6:37:23 PM UTC-4, dsi1 wrote:
> > On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 12:07:42 PM UTC-10, Taxed and Spent
> > wrote:
> > > On 4/25/2021 3:02 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 11:07:22 AM UTC-10, Dave Smith
> > > > wrote:
> > > >> On 2021-04-25 4:55 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
> > > >>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 10:45:26 AM UTC-10, Dr. Bruce
> > > wrote: >>>> Taxed and Spent wrote:
> > > >>>>
> > > >>
> > > >>>>> I am visioning a monkey at a keyboard.
> > > >>>> If the monkey types long enough, one day he'll type
> > > something that >>>> makes sense? -- The real Dr. Bruce posts with
> > > uni-berlin.de - >>>> individual.net
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Given enough monkeys with typewriters and enough time, a
> > > monkey will >>> type out a Shakespeare play at random eventually.
> > > Of course, all your >>> really need is one monkey and enough
> > > time. As a practical matter, >>> most people can afford to keep
> > > only one monkey. >>>
> > > >> I wonder how many monkeys and how long it would have taken for
> > > them to >> write a Donald Trump speech.
> > > >
> > > > Monkeys would take far too long so a bunch of stoner high
> > > > school kids were used to write his speeches. These kids were
> > > > stuck doing detention so they pretty much came up with whatever
> > > > BS they thought the teachers wanted to hear.
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApiOXJt1tN0
> > > >
> > > the smarter kids who are not on detention do the same thing. and
> > > hopefully keep a clear head otherwise.
> > Coming up with BS that teachers want to hear is an essential high
> > school skill.
>
> It's an essential workplace skill, too. Always tell the boss what he
> wants to hear.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

I do that all the time.

--
The real Dr. Bruce posts with uni-berlin.de - individual.net

On 4/25/2021 10:39 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 10:24:47 AM UTC-4, bruce bowser wrote:
>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 8:27:43 AM UTC-4, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 8:13:16 AM UTC-4, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 6:47:27 AM UTC-5, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sunday, April 25, 2021 at 5:50:21 AM UTC-5, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 10:05:12 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Friday, April 23, 2021 at 6:57:37 PM UTC-5, Alex
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> My wife is going to be out of town until Sunday
>>>>>>>>>> afternoon, and the weather will be nice enough to open a
>>>>>>>>>> window or two. White Castle has their burgers 10 for $5.99
>>>>>>>>>> right now. You see where I'm going. Ten with extra onion.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --Bryan >> Ten? They have those six pack deals,
>>>>>>>>>> right? Why waste two?! >>
>>>>>>>>>>> This time it's the ten pack that's on sale.
>>>>>>>>>>> --Bryan
>>>>>>>>>> I miss White Castle.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I miss Del Taco. Whenever I happen to be in a location that
>>>>>>>>> has a Del Taco, I stop there. Think of WC as a rare treat
>>>>>>>>> when you're traveling.
>>>>>>>> I guess that once you've lived your entire life eating junk,
>>>>>>>> you miss it when you can't get it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A simple bean & cheese burrito is not junk. Back when Del Taco
>>>>>>> was here, I ate a lot more vegetarian meals.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>> https://deltaco.com/index.php?page=m...getarian-vegan
>>>>>> Lol, this isnt junk?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> " Tortilla (Burritos): Enriched Bleached Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour,
>>>>>> Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate (Thiamine), Riboflavin,
>>>>>> Folic Acid), Water, Vegetable Shortening (Interesterified Soybean
>>>>>> Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, And/Or, Palm Oil), Contains 2% Or
>>>>>> Less Of: Salt, Leavening (Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Aluminum
>>>>>> Sulfate, Corn Starch, Monocalcium Phosphate, And/Or, Sodium Acid
>>>>>> Pyrophosphate, Calcium Sulfate), Dough Conditioners (Fumaric Acid,
>>>>>> Sodium Metabisulfite), Preservatives (Calcium Propionate
>>>>>> (Preservative), Sorbic Acid, And/Or, Citric Acid)
>>>>>> Beans: Pinto Beans, Water, Seasoning (Salt, Corn Maltodextrin,
>>>>>> Soybean Oil, Silicon Dioxide, Yeast Extract, Yeast, Dried Soy Sauce
>>>>>> (Soybeans, Wheat, Salt), Natural flavor, Caramel Color, - OR* -,
>>>>>> Pinto Beans, Salt, Contains 2% or Less of, Onions, Maltodextrin,
>>>>>> Garlic, Natural Flavor (Contains Tortula Yeast), Yeast Extract,
>>>>>> Spices, Lactic Acid, Calcium Lactate, Palm Oil, *Will Contain
>>>>>> Either One Of The Ingredient Statements, Depending Upon Regional
>>>>>> Suppliers Cheddar Cheese: Pasteurized Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt,
>>>>>> Enzymes, Annatto
>>>>>> Red Sauce: Water, Tomato Paste, Distilled Vinegar, Chili Pepper
>>>>>> (Chili Pepper, Treated With, Ethoxyquin), Salt, Ground Dehydrated
>>>>>> Onions, Chopped Dehydrated Onions, Xanthan Gum, Oregano, Black
>>>>>> Pepper, Ground Red Pepper, Ground Cumin, Garlic Powder, Crushed Red
>>>>>> Pepper"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>> <https://deltaco.com/index.php?page=menu_items&category=vegetarian-vegan#>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> The real Dr. Bruce posts with uni-berlin.de - individual.net
>>>>>>
>>>>> Other than trivial amounts of crappy vegetable oils, identify any
>>>>> ingredients you consider unhealthful.
>>>> Yes, you have a hangup about oil. Anyway, you'd make the Unabomber's
>>>> day if you brought him the above list of ingredients. For a humble
>>>> burrito! Get real!
>>>
>>> What is it with you and the Unabomber? The only thing on the list that's
>>> particularly flammable is the crappy vegetable oils.
>> That's a horrible thing to say.
>
> It's a horrible thing to say that even the Unabomber couldn't make trouble
> with the ingredients of a Del Taco vegetarian burrito?
>
> You lost me there, friend

The unabomber could use the burrito for shrapnel...just to make a bigger
mess.

dsi1 wrote:
> Given enough monkeys with typewriters and enough time,
> a monkey will type out a Shakespeare play at random eventually.
> Of course, all your really need is one monkey and enough time.
> As a practical matter, most people can afford to keep only one monkey.

On a similar note, read every word in a good dictionary then you can
claim that you've read almost every book ever written.

Dave Smith wrote:
> dsi1 wrote:
>> Given enough monkeys with typewriters and enough time, a monkey will
>> type out a Shakespeare play at random eventually. Of course, all your
>> really need is one monkey and enough time. As a practical matter,
>> most people can afford to keep only one monkey.
>>
>
> I wonder how many monkeys and how long it would have taken for them to
> write a Donald Trump speech.

It only takes one Nancy Pelowsi to write a Joe Biden speech.

On 4/25/2021 8:38 PM, cshenk wrote:
> Dave Smith wrote:
>
>> On 2021-04-25 8:22 p.m., jmcquown wrote:
>>> On 4/25/2021 8:00 PM, cshenk wrote:
>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>
>>
>>>> Tangerines and green grapes for dessert.
>>>>
>>>> Grin, I probably bore Bruce.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Not to worry, Bruce bores a lot of people.
>>
>>
>> He hasn't bored me for a long time. I got tired of his cheap sniping.
>> I rarely see it. Then he had sockpuppets who appeared to be hear only
>> to echo his posts, but then they got plonked too.
>
> Pretty much the same here. Not really worth the time typoing it ;-)
>
So you typo shit on purpose?

Dr. Bruce wrote:
> cshenk wrote:
>
>> Dave Smith wrote:
>>
>>> On 2021-04-25 8:22 p.m., jmcquown wrote:
>>>> On 4/25/2021 8:00 PM, cshenk wrote:
>>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>
>>>
>>>>> Tangerines and green grapes for dessert.
>>>>>
>>>>> Grin, I probably bore Bruce.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Not to worry, Bruce bores a lot of people.
>>>
>>>
>>> He hasn't bored me for a long time. I got tired of his cheap
>>> sniping. I rarely see it. Then he had sockpuppets who appeared to
>>> be hear only to echo his posts, but then they got plonked too.
>>
>> Pretty much the same here. Not really worth the time typoing it ;-)
>
> How on earth does someone go through life on one brain cell?
>
You seem to use LSD.

I guess it works for you so far.

Dr. Bruce wrote:

> Let me share a fascinating fresh food story with all y'all.

No.

**** off and die.

Dr. Bruce wrote:

> I guess that once you've lived your entire life eating junk, you miss
> it when you can't get it?
>

Sort of like you and penises.

On Sat, 24 Apr 2021 06:00:01 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:

> On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 7:37:00 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>
>> I miss those "good ol' days" when I could buy 40 plain McDonald's
>> burgers for $10.00. That lasted 2-3 months around 1990.
>>
> Now they're $1. I got 2 yesterday, and a free fry, since it was Friday.

BK has bacon cheeseburgers for $1 right now. I've been to McD's
twice in 12 years. Once for BYGOF Artisan Archburgers made from
fresh 1/4lb ground beef. Like all their burgers, they're food, but
don't taste like burgers. And 12 years ago for a 20 piece Nuggets -
they were stale and extra-blah.

-sw

On Tuesday, April 27, 2021 at 5:54:13 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 24 Apr 2021 06:00:01 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> > On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 7:37:00 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> >
> >> I miss those "good ol' days" when I could buy 40 plain McDonald's
> >> burgers for $10.00. That lasted 2-3 months around 1990.
> >>
> > Now they're $1. I got 2 yesterday, and a free fry, since it was Friday.
>
> BK has bacon cheeseburgers for $1 right now.
>
I just noticed that a couple of days ago. I'm off work until May 10.
I'll be visiting BK frequently.
>
> I've been to McD's twice in 12 years. Once for BYGOF Artisan
> Archburgers made from fresh 1/4lb ground beef. Like all their
> burgers, they're food, but don't taste like burgers.
>
It's bizarre. How do they get them to taste like that?
>
> -sw
>
--Bryan

On 4/27/2021 6:54 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> And 12 years ago for a 20 piece Nuggets -
> they were stale and extra-blah.
>
> -sw
>
Then you said €œIm not happy.€�

The server replied "which dwarf are you?"

On Tuesday, April 27, 2021 at 1:27:19 PM UTC-5, Donald Shenkenberger wrote:
> On 4/27/2021 6:54 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> > And 12 years ago for a 20 piece Nuggets -
> > they were stale and extra-blah.
> >
> > -sw
> >
> Then you said €œIm not happy.€�
>
> The server replied "which dwarf are you?"
>
Golden rule Mr. Shinklehooper.
>
--Bryan

On 4/27/2021 12:32 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Tuesday, April 27, 2021 at 5:54:13 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 24 Apr 2021 06:00:01 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 7:37:00 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>
>>>> I miss those "good ol' days" when I could buy 40 plain McDonald's
>>>> burgers for $10.00. That lasted 2-3 months around 1990.
>>>>
>>> Now they're $1. I got 2 yesterday, and a free fry, since it was Friday.
>>
>> BK has bacon cheeseburgers for $1 right now.
>>
> I just noticed that a couple of days ago. I'm off work until May 10.
> I'll be visiting BK frequently.


I'm in! I'll look it up but I hope that's a walk-in price, not an order
with an app deal like many places have.

>> I've been to McD's twice in 12 years. Once for BYGOF Artisan
>> Archburgers made from fresh 1/4lb ground beef. Like all their
>> burgers, they're food, but don't taste like burgers.
>>
> It's bizarre. How do they get them to taste like that?

Yeah. As I've told others here in the past, McDonald's are not a regular
burger...they have a unique taste. I do like the taste though. Must be
some seasoning blend that they add to the raw meat.

I haven't had either in about 1 1/2 years now. It's time...I miss them
both. Both Burger King and McDonald's are about 2/3 mile from me in
opposite directions. Quick run on bicycle.

A couple of McDonald's plain sausage biscuits sound tasty too. I can
ride there early morning to get those. I've still got that unused $20
gift certificate for McD from last June. Time to start using it.

On Tue, 27 Apr 2021 09:32:15 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:

> On Tuesday, April 27, 2021 at 5:54:13 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> BK has bacon cheeseburgers for $1 right now.
>>
> I just noticed that a couple of days ago. I'm off work until May 10.
> I'll be visiting BK frequently.

Be careful they don't overload them with bacon like they did mine.
A half slice of paper thin bacon = 1/4 slice of bacon.

https://i.postimg.cc/mr9G0jqd/BK-Bacon-Cheeseburger.jpg

-sw

On Wed, 28 Apr 2021 07:44:30 -0400, Gary wrote:

> On 4/27/2021 12:32 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>> On Tuesday, April 27, 2021 at 5:54:13 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On Sat, 24 Apr 2021 06:00:01 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 7:37:00 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I miss those "good ol' days" when I could buy 40 plain McDonald's
>>>>> burgers for $10.00. That lasted 2-3 months around 1990.
>>>>>
>>>> Now they're $1. I got 2 yesterday, and a free fry, since it was Friday.
>>>
>>> BK has bacon cheeseburgers for $1 right now.
>>>
>> I just noticed that a couple of days ago. I'm off work until May 10.
>> I'll be visiting BK frequently.
>
> I'm in! I'll look it up but I hope that's a walk-in price, not an order
> with an app deal like many places have.

I don't **** with apps. I shouldn't have to install a ****ing app
for every ****ing store I ****ing shop at. All apps are spyware.

> A couple of McDonald's plain sausage biscuits sound tasty too.

Dry as a 2 hour ****. Make sure you get some extra lube (fake
butter) before you leave.

-sw

On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 7:44:36 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Apr 2021 09:32:15 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> > On Tuesday, April 27, 2021 at 5:54:13 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> >> BK has bacon cheeseburgers for $1 right now.
> >>
> > I just noticed that a couple of days ago. I'm off work until May 10.
> > I'll be visiting BK frequently.
> Be careful they don't overload them with bacon like they did mine.
> A half slice of paper thin bacon = 1/4 slice of bacon.
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/mr9G0jqd/BK-Bacon-Cheeseburger.jpg
>
They did well on the heavy pickle request, which is always good,
but I think I'll have 'em hold the ketchup.
>
> -sw
>
--Bryan

On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 7:58:48 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Apr 2021 07:44:30 -0400, Gary wrote:
>
> > On 4/27/2021 12:32 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >> On Tuesday, April 27, 2021 at 5:54:13 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> >>> On Sat, 24 Apr 2021 06:00:01 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 7:37:00 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> I miss those "good ol' days" when I could buy 40 plain McDonald's
> >>>>> burgers for $10.00. That lasted 2-3 months around 1990.
> >>>>>
> >>>> Now they're $1. I got 2 yesterday, and a free fry, since it was Friday.
> >>>
> >>> BK has bacon cheeseburgers for $1 right now.
> >>>
> >> I just noticed that a couple of days ago. I'm off work until May 10.
> >> I'll be visiting BK frequently.
> >
> > I'm in! I'll look it up but I hope that's a walk-in price, not an order
> > with an app deal like many places have.
> I don't **** with apps. I shouldn't have to install a ****ing app
> for every ****ing store I ****ing shop at. All apps are spyware.
>
The McD's and BK apps can save me money. They can spy all they
want. I think they'd find my life uninteresting.
>
> > A couple of McDonald's plain sausage biscuits sound tasty too.
> Dry as a 2 hour ****. Make sure you get some extra lube (fake
> butter) before you leave.
>
It's not always like that. The 2 hour **** that is. My favorite lube
for the biscuits is the strawberry preserves. I get 2 sausage
biscuits with 4 packets, put both sausage patties on one, and have
the plain biscuit first all jammed up. You gotta be strategic about
these things.
>
>
> -sw
>
--Bryan