OT: Happy Groundhog Day
 

Happy Groundhog Day to those of you what celebrates it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD8sZEQ69w

Some years ago, my nephew took a vacation to Cancun. When he got back,
I told him that if anyone asks, "How was Cancun?" then he should, in his
best affected hillbilly accent, answer something like, "Well, ain't
nothin' beats fresh coon, but it was purty tasty."

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OT: Happy Groundhog Day
 

On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:31:03 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> wrote:

>Happy Groundhog Day to those of you what celebrates it.
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD8sZEQ69w
>
>Some years ago, my nephew took a vacation to Cancun. When he got back,
>I told him that if anyone asks, "How was Cancun?" then he should, in his
>best affected hillbilly accent, answer something like, "Well, ain't
>nothin' beats fresh coon, but it was purty tasty."


God, that is lame on so many levels.

OT: Happy Groundhog Day
 

On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 2:14:56 PM UTC-6, Roy Rogers wrote:
> On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:31:03 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> > wrote:
>
> >Happy Groundhog Day to those of you what celebrates it.
> >
> >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD8sZEQ69w
> >
> >Some years ago, my nephew took a vacation to Cancun. When he got back,
> >I told him that if anyone asks, "How was Cancun?" then he should, in his
> >best affected hillbilly accent, answer something like, "Well, ain't
> >nothin' beats fresh coon, but it was purty tasty."
> God, that is lame on so many levels.

ROFL! Hilarious on an infantile level! :-)


John Kuthe...

OT: Happy Groundhog Day
 

On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:20:17 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe >
wrote:

>On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 2:14:56 PM UTC-6, Roy Rogers wrote:
>> On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:31:03 -0600, BryanGSimmons
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >Happy Groundhog Day to those of you what celebrates it.
>> >
>> >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD8sZEQ69w
>> >
>> >Some years ago, my nephew took a vacation to Cancun. When he got back,
>> >I told him that if anyone asks, "How was Cancun?" then he should, in his
>> >best affected hillbilly accent, answer something like, "Well, ain't
>> >nothin' beats fresh coon, but it was purty tasty."
>> God, that is lame on so many levels.
>
>ROFL! Hilarious on an infantile level! :-)
>
>
>John Kuthe, ****...

Just STFU you idiot.

OT: Happy KOOKhog Day
 

On 2/2/2021 12:20 PM, John KOOKthe writes everything on:

> an infantile level!
You are a waste of air.

Nobody gives a shit about your house.
Nobody gives a shit about your sound system.
Nobody gives a shit about your car.
Nobody gives a shit about your exercise.
Nobody gives a shit about your chronic unemployment.
Nobody gives a shit about what you earned.
Nobody gives a shit about your mental illness.
Nobody gives a shit about your life.

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. SHUT THE **** UP AND LEAVE!

OT: Happy Groundhog Day
 

Roy Rogers wrote:
> On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:20:17 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe >
> wrote:
>
>> On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 2:14:56 PM UTC-6, Roy Rogers wrote:
>>> On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:31:03 -0600, BryanGSimmons
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Happy Groundhog Day to those of you what celebrates it.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD8sZEQ69w
>>>>
>>>> Some years ago, my nephew took a vacation to Cancun. When he got back,
>>>> I told him that if anyone asks, "How was Cancun?" then he should, in his
>>>> best affected hillbilly accent, answer something like, "Well, ain't
>>>> nothin' beats fresh coon, but it was purty tasty."
>>> God, that is lame on so many levels.
>>
>> ROFL! Hilarious on an infantile level! :-)
>>
>>
>> John Kuthe, ****...
>
> Just STFU you idiot.
>

Yoose not very nice. kuth is actually a registered, multi-degreed,
highly intelligent cannabis ****. Not just a plain ole street ****
in da Loo.

And he burns *ZERO* GASOLINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OT: Happy Groundhog Day
 

On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 16:17:05 -0600, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>Roy Rogers wrote:
>> On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:20:17 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 2:14:56 PM UTC-6, Roy Rogers wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:31:03 -0600, BryanGSimmons
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Happy Groundhog Day to those of you what celebrates it.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD8sZEQ69w
>>>>>
>>>>> Some years ago, my nephew took a vacation to Cancun. When he got back,
>>>>> I told him that if anyone asks, "How was Cancun?" then he should, in his
>>>>> best affected hillbilly accent, answer something like, "Well, ain't
>>>>> nothin' beats fresh coon, but it was purty tasty."
>>>> God, that is lame on so many levels.
>>>
>>> ROFL! Hilarious on an infantile level! :-)
>>>
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, ****...
>>
>> Just STFU you idiot.
>>
>
>Yoose not very nice. kuth is actually a registered, multi-degreed,
>highly intelligent cannabis ****. Not just a plain ole street **** .
>in da Loo.
>
>And he burns *ZERO* GASOLINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. He is so overqualified for employment. One could say too
overqualified. His knowledge of mother gaia, Uzis, VSTD meals and
young girl genitalia is so superior, it frightens the inferior
employers he deals with.

OT: Happy Groundhog Day
 

On 2/2/2021 2:14 PM, Roy Rogers wrote:
> On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:31:03 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> > wrote:
>
>> Happy Groundhog Day to those of you what celebrates it.
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD8sZEQ69w
>>
>> Some years ago, my nephew took a vacation to Cancun. When he got back,
>> I told him that if anyone asks, "How was Cancun?" then he should, in his
>> best affected hillbilly accent, answer something like, "Well, ain't
>> nothin' beats fresh coon, but it was purty tasty."
>
>
> God, that is lame on so many levels.
>
Y'ain't from the Ozarks, are ya? Them Dillards, they's my kinfolk.
My great-great-great grandmother was a Dillard.
(Mary Wesley *Dillard* Cage 1780€“1827)
Y'ever skinned a squirrel?


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OT: Happy Groundhog Day
 

BryanGSimmons wrote:
> On 2/2/2021 2:14 PM, Roy Rogers wrote:
>> On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:31:03 -0600, BryanGSimmons
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Happy Groundhog Day to those of you what celebrates it.
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD8sZEQ69w
>>>
>>> Some years ago, my nephew took a vacation to Cancun.* When he
>>> got back,
>>> I told him that if anyone asks, "How was Cancun?" then he
>>> should, in his
>>> best affected hillbilly accent, answer something like, "Well, ain't
>>> nothin' beats fresh coon, but it was purty tasty."
>>
>>
>> God, that is lame on so many levels.
>>
> Y'ain't from the Ozarks, are ya?* Them Dillards, they's my kinfolk.
> My great-great-great grandmother was a Dillard.
> (Mary Wesley *Dillard* Cage 1780€“1827)
> Y'ever skinned a squirrel?
>
>

Yoose may be related to Popeye! It would explain much. He took a
trip back in them days to yoose neck of the woods. Yoose should get
a DNA test.

OT: Happy Groundhog Day
 

On 2/2/2021 5:18 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
> BryanGSimmons wrote:
>> On 2/2/2021 2:14 PM, Roy Rogers wrote:
>>> On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:31:03 -0600, BryanGSimmons
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Happy Groundhog Day to those of you what celebrates it.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD8sZEQ69w
>>>>
>>>> Some years ago, my nephew took a vacation to Cancun.Â* When he got back,
>>>> I told him that if anyone asks, "How was Cancun?" then he should, in
>>>> his
>>>> best affected hillbilly accent, answer something like, "Well, ain't
>>>> nothin' beats fresh coon, but it was purty tasty."
>>>
>>>
>>> God, that is lame on so many levels.
>>>
>> Y'ain't from the Ozarks, are ya?Â* Them Dillards, they's my kinfolk.
>> My great-great-great grandmother was a Dillard.
>> (Mary Wesley *Dillard* Cage 1780€€œ1827)
>> Y'ever skinned a squirrel?
>>
>>
>
> Yoose may be related to Popeye! It would explain much. He took a trip
> back in them days to yoose neck of the woods. Yoose should get a DNA test.
>
>
>
>
Interestingly (or maybe not), the Dillard boys used to hang out at my
great-grandmother's house when they were kids. I think she was a second
or third cousin, once or twice removed. You know, Hank, I still got
some hillbilly in me. I know how to skin a squirrel. My hillbilly
step-mother explained it. After you cut off the head, you also chop off
the feet, and then you just "pull their little jammies off." That's an
exact quote. She was an Arkansas hillbilly who married my Missouri
hillbilly father after he divorced my mother. Her given name was
Armilda, but she went by Sammy.

I told a guy at work about all that, and he couldn't stop teasing me
about the "little jammies" thing, even though I pointed out the fact
that, "some of us had a hillbilly step-mother, and some of us didn't."

While the Missouri Ozarks is full of backward hillbillies, it is beautiful.

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OT: Happy Groundhog Day
 

BryanGSimmons wrote:
> On 2/2/2021 5:18 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
>> BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>> On 2/2/2021 2:14 PM, Roy Rogers wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 12:31:03 -0600, BryanGSimmons
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Happy Groundhog Day to those of you what celebrates it.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffD8sZEQ69w
>>>>>
>>>>> Some years ago, my nephew took a vacation to Cancun.Â* When he
>>>>> got back,
>>>>> I told him that if anyone asks, "How was Cancun?" then he
>>>>> should, in his
>>>>> best affected hillbilly accent, answer something like, "Well,
>>>>> ain't
>>>>> nothin' beats fresh coon, but it was purty tasty."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> God, that is lame on so many levels.
>>>>
>>> Y'ain't from the Ozarks, are ya?Â* Them Dillards, they's my
>>> kinfolk.
>>> My great-great-great grandmother was a Dillard.
>>> (Mary Wesley *Dillard* Cage 1780€€œ1827)
>>> Y'ever skinned a squirrel?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Yoose may be related to Popeye! It would explain much. He took a
>> trip back in them days to yoose neck of the woods. Yoose should
>> get a DNA test.
>>
>>
>>
>>
> Interestingly (or maybe not), the Dillard boys used to hang out at
> my great-grandmother's house when they were kids.* I think she was
> a second or third cousin, once or twice removed.* You know, Hank, I
> still got some hillbilly in me.* I know how to skin a squirrel.* My
> hillbilly step-mother explained it.* After you cut off the head,
> you also chop off the feet, and then you just "pull their little
> jammies off."* That's an exact quote.* She was an Arkansas
> hillbilly who married my Missouri hillbilly father after he
> divorced my mother.* Her given name was Armilda, but she went by
> Sammy.
>
> I told a guy at work about all that, and he couldn't stop teasing
> me about the "little jammies" thing, even though I pointed out the
> fact that, "some of us had a hillbilly step-mother, and some of us
> didn't."
>
> While the Missouri Ozarks is full of backward hillbillies, it is
> beautiful.
>

Some of those hillbillies are beautiful too.