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John Kuthe[_3_] 30-01-2021 06:00 PM

Garlic Potatoes out at 11:50AM!
 
And The House smells wonderful!

Now, LUNCH! :-)

John Kuthe...

[email protected] 30-01-2021 06:25 PM

Garlic Potatoes out at 11:50AM!
 
On Saturday, January 30, 2021 at 12:01:01 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> And The House smells wonderful!
>
> Now, LUNCH! :-)
>
> John Kuthe...



And this smelled even MORE wonderful!

I was something of a compulsive masturbator. Throughout my teen years it was virtually impossible for me to go to sleep in a bed without masturbating first. If for any reason I missed a night, I tried to do it the next day, as soon as I got home from school. Around this time I was also using Playboy, Penthouse, and Chic magazines to arouse myself.

One day I was snooping in my sister's room and managed to steal a satin or silk pair of women's pajamas. They were like harem pants. They were dead soft and felt fantastic when I wrapped my penis in them and masturbated. I stole these and hid them in my own room. While I was snooping in her room I noticed she herself had stolen the family's neck massager and had hidden it under her bed. It was comforting for me to know that she was enjoying "jilling off" as well!

John Kuthe

Master Bruce 30-01-2021 07:26 PM

Garlic Potatoes out at 11:50AM!
 
On Sat, 30 Jan 2021 10:25:34 -0800 (PST), "
> wrote:

>On Saturday, January 30, 2021 at 12:01:01 PM UTC-6, wrote:
>> And The House smells wonderful!
>>
>> Now, LUNCH! :-)
>>
>> John Kuthe...

>
>
>And this smelled even MORE wonderful!
>
>I was something of a compulsive masturbator. Throughout my teen years it was virtually impossible for me to go to sleep in a bed without masturbating first. If for any reason I missed a night, I tried to do it the next day, as soon as I got home from school. Around this time I was also using Playboy, Penthouse, and Chic magazines to arouse myself.
>
>One day I was snooping in my sister's room and managed to steal a satin or silk pair of women's pajamas. They were like harem pants. They were dead soft and felt fantastic when I wrapped my penis in them and masturbated. I stole these and hid them in my own room. While I was snooping in her room I noticed she herself had stolen the family's neck massager and had hidden it under her bed. It was comforting for me to know that she was enjoying "jilling off" as well!


Hey. So it really is a small world in some ways. For you it was your
sisters pajamas. For me it was Dads wooden clogs. At first the
splinters caused infection on my penis, but I grew to like the
sensation. Australia has no clogs so now I've switched to sniffing ass
holes. Its not really the same but equally arousing.

GM 30-01-2021 07:33 PM

Garlic Potatoes out at 11:50AM!
 
On Saturday, January 30, 2021 at 1:27:15 PM UTC-6, Master Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 30 Jan 2021 10:25:34 -0800 (PST), "
> > wrote:
>
> >On Saturday, January 30, 2021 at 12:01:01 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> >> And The House smells wonderful!
> >>
> >> Now, LUNCH! :-)
> >>
> >> John Kuthe...

> >
> >
> >And this smelled even MORE wonderful!
> >
> >I was something of a compulsive masturbator. Throughout my teen years it was virtually impossible for me to go to sleep in a bed without masturbating first. If for any reason I missed a night, I tried to do it the next day, as soon as I got home from school. Around this time I was also using Playboy, Penthouse, and Chic magazines to arouse myself.
> >
> >One day I was snooping in my sister's room and managed to steal a satin or silk pair of women's pajamas. They were like harem pants. They were dead soft and felt fantastic when I wrapped my penis in them and masturbated. I stole these and hid them in my own room. While I was snooping in her room I noticed she herself had stolen the family's neck massager and had hidden it under her bed. It was comforting for me to know that she was enjoying "jilling off" as well!

> Hey. So it really is a small world in some ways. For you it was your
> sisters pajamas. For me it was Dads wooden clogs. At first the
> splinters caused infection on my penis, but I grew to like the
> sensation. Australia has no clogs so now I've switched to sniffing ass
> holes. Its not really the same but equally arousing.



Lol...

--
Best
Greg



jmcquown[_2_] 30-01-2021 10:26 PM

Garlic Potatoes out at 11:50AM!
 
On 1/30/2021 1:00 PM, John Kuthe wrote:

B O R I N G.



Omni Vore[_2_] 31-01-2021 10:54 PM

KOOKthe Craps out of his ass!
 
On 1/30/2021 10:00 AM, John KOOKthe wrote:

> And


Nobody gives a **** about your tedious, repetitive, stupid garbage. It's
just the same shit over and over again. Mentally ill idiots like you do
the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. Here's
the result: DROP ****ING DEAD AND GET OFF THIS NEWSGROUP NOW!

John Kuthe[_10_] 01-02-2021 02:24 AM

KOOKthe Craps out of his ass!
 
On Sunday, January 31, 2021 at 4:54:40 PM UTC-6, Omni Vore wrote:
> On 1/30/2021 10:00 AM, John KOOKthe wrote:

....
> Nobody gives a **** about your tedious, repetitive, stupid garbage. It's
> just the same shit over and over again. Mentally ill idiots like you do
> the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. Here's
> the result: DROP ****ING DEAD AND GET OFF THIS NEWSGROUP NOW!


WHO is repeating over and over the same BULLSHIT? You, you NymShifting SCUMBAG?


John Kuthe...

Hank Rogers[_4_] 01-02-2021 03:17 AM

KOOKthe Craps out of his ass!
 
John Kuthe wrote:
> On Sunday, January 31, 2021 at 4:54:40 PM UTC-6, Omni Vore wrote:
>> On 1/30/2021 10:00 AM, John KOOKthe wrote:

> ...
>> Nobody gives a **** about your tedious, repetitive, stupid garbage. It's
>> just the same shit over and over again. Mentally ill idiots like you do
>> the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. Here's
>> the result: DROP ****ING DEAD AND GET OFF THIS NEWSGROUP NOW!

>
> WHO is repeating over and over the same BULLSHIT? You, you NymShifting SCUMBAG?
>
>
> John Kuthe...
>


You also crow about the same old shit, over and over and over.




Master Bruce 01-02-2021 03:23 AM

KOOKthe Craps out of his ass!
 
On Sun, 31 Jan 2021 18:24:24 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe >
wrote:

>On Sunday, January 31, 2021 at 4:54:40 PM UTC-6, Omni Vore wrote:
>> On 1/30/2021 10:00 AM, John KOOKthe wrote:

>...
>> Nobody gives a **** about your tedious, repetitive, stupid garbage. It's
>> just the same shit over and over again. Mentally ill idiots like you do
>> the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. Here's
>> the result: DROP ****ING DEAD AND GET OFF THIS NEWSGROUP NOW!

>
>WHO is repeating over and over the same BULLSHIT?


You. That'd be you.


Omni Vore[_2_] 01-02-2021 03:56 AM

KOOKthe Craps out of his ass!
 
On 1/31/2021 6:24 PM, John KOOKthe wrote:

> On Sunday, January 31, 2021 at 4:54:40 PM UTC-6, Omni Vore wrote:
>> On 1/30/2021 10:00 AM, John KOOKthe wrote:

> ...
>> Nobody gives a **** about your tedious, repetitive, stupid garbage. It's
>> just the same shit over and over again. Mentally ill idiots like you do
>> the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. Here's
>> the result: DROP ****ING DEAD AND GET OFF THIS NEWSGROUP NOW!

>
> WHO is repeating over and over the same BULLSHIT?


YOU ARE, ASSHOLE!

SHUT THE **** UP AND LEAVE, YOU STUPID ****ING SHITSTAIN!


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