What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

Use to throw the term around this group, in the good ol' days. ;)

nb

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

On Friday, October 30, 2020 at 5:37:07 PM UTC-4, notbob wrote:
> Use to throw the term around this group, in the good ol' days. ;)
>
> nb

Actually, we didn't. But what you're looking for is a

"meat mallet."

A standard rubber mallet (hammer) from your friendly neighborhood hardware store is cheaper and works just fine and is useful in your garage as well. Just don't buy and use a "dead blow hammer" on your food unless you want food splattered all over your kitchen! :-)

--
Silver Beitel

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

On 2020-10-30 6:27 p.m., Silvar Beitel wrote:
> On Friday, October 30, 2020 at 5:37:07 PM UTC-4, notbob wrote:
>> Use to throw the term around this group, in the good ol' days. ;)
>>
>> nb
>
> Actually, we didn't. But what you're looking for is a
>
> "meat mallet."
>
> A standard rubber mallet (hammer) from your friendly neighborhood
> hardware store is cheaper and works just fine and is useful in your
> garage as well. Just don't buy and use a "dead blow hammer" on your
> food unless you want food splattered all over your kitchen! :-)
>

A rolling pin, the flat side of a cleaver or a small castiron frying pan
will all do the trick.

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

"notbob" > wrote in message
...
> Use to throw the term around this group, in the good ol' days. ;)
>
> nb

Mallet.

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

On 30 Oct 2020 21:37:00 GMT, notbob > wrote:

>Use to throw the term around this group, in the good ol' days. ;)

I call it a truck.

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

On Friday, October 30, 2020 at 5:37:07 PM UTC-4, notbob wrote:
> Use to throw the term around this group, in the good ol' days. ;)
>
> nb

Apparently the people who sell them on the Web refer to them
as "meat pounders".

I can't recommend googling for that term, though.

Cindy Hamilton

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

On Friday, October 30, 2020 at 5:27:22 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> On Friday, October 30, 2020 at 5:37:07 PM UTC-4, notbob wrote:
> > Use to throw the term around this group, in the good ol' days. ;)
> >
> > nb
> Actually, we didn't. But what you're looking for is a
>
> "meat mallet."
>
> A standard rubber mallet (hammer) from your friendly neighborhood hardware store is cheaper and works just fine and is useful in your garage as well.. Just don't buy and use a "dead blow hammer" on your food unless you want food splattered all over your kitchen! :-)
>
$6, and it goes in the dishwasher. I use it frequently.
https://www.target.com/p/aluminum-me...2/-/A-53142656
> --
> Silver Beitel

--Bryan

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

On Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:38:18 -0400, Dave Smith
> wrote:

>On 2020-10-30 6:27 p.m., Silvar Beitel wrote:
>> On Friday, October 30, 2020 at 5:37:07 PM UTC-4, notbob wrote:
>>> Use to throw the term around this group, in the good ol' days. ;)
>>>
>>> nb
>>
>> Actually, we didn't. But what you're looking for is a
>>
>> "meat mallet."
>>
>> A standard rubber mallet (hammer) from your friendly neighborhood
>> hardware store is cheaper and works just fine and is useful in your
>> garage as well. Just don't buy and use a "dead blow hammer" on your
>> food unless you want food splattered all over your kitchen! :-)
>>
>
>A rolling pin, the flat side of a cleaver or a small castiron frying pan
>will all do the trick.

AKA Meat Destroyer.

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

On 2020-10-31 7:10 a.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Friday, October 30, 2020 at 5:37:07 PM UTC-4, notbob wrote:
>> Use to throw the term around this group, in the good ol' days. ;)
>>
>> nb
>
> Apparently the people who sell them on the Web refer to them
> as "meat pounders".
>
> I can't recommend googling for that term, though.
>
>

LOL The urban dictionary says that pounding your meat is the most
extreme form of masturbation a male can do.

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

Dave Smith wrote :
> LOL The urban dictionary says that pounding your meat is the most extreme
> form of masturbation a male can do.
>
In your case it would be like pounding
dental floss, limpy.

Jill

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

On 2020-10-31 12:01 p.m., jmcquown wrote:
> Dave Smith wrote :
>> LOL The urban dictionary says that pounding your meat is the most
>> extreme form of masturbation a male can do.
>>
> In your case it would be like pounding
> dental floss, limpy.

Is it that soft when you get old and impotent? I will defer to your
experience.

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

Dave Smith presented the following explanation :
> On 2020-10-31 12:01 p.m., jmcquown wrote:
>> Dave Smith wrote :
>>> LOL The urban dictionary says that pounding your meat is the most extreme
>>> form of masturbation a male can do.
>>>
>> In your case it would be like pounding
>> dental floss, limpy.
>
> Is it that soft when you get old and impotent? I will defer to your
> experience.
>
A lardass with a bad heart like you already knows.

Jill

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

On 10/31/2020 12:29 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2020-10-31 12:01 p.m., jmcquown wrote:
>> Dave Smith wrote :
>>> LOL The urban dictionary says that pounding your meat is the most
>>> extreme form of masturbation a male can do.
>>>
>> In your case it would be like pounding
>> dental floss, limpy.
>
> Is it that soft when you get old and impotent? I will defer to your
> experience.
>
>
Would you please stop responding to the TROLL?

Jill

What's a "meat flattener" called.
 

On 10/30/2020 5:37 PM, notbob wrote:
> Use to throw the term around this group, in the good ol' days. ;)

Batticarne?

nancy