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Slightly OT comedy routine
I download a Just for Laughs pod cast with a performance by Marito
Lopez, an El Salvador born comedian. A lot of his routine is about his diminutive stature, like having to wear women's blouses instead of men's small because they fit him better. He says that he will not use Viagra because he was afraid of what it might do to his small member and likened it to putting a wiener in a microwave oven for too long. |
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On Tue, 13 Oct 2020 14:44:49 -0400, Dave Smith
> wrote: >I download a Just for Laughs pod cast with a performance by Marito >Lopez, an El Salvador born comedian. A lot of his routine is about his >diminutive stature, like having to wear women's blouses instead of men's >small because they fit him better. He says that he will not use Viagra >because he was afraid of what it might do to his small member and >likened it to putting a wiener in a microwave oven for too long. Thanks for the warning, never heard of Marito Lopez before. So, what percentage of his act was about being Latino? |
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On Tuesday, October 13, 2020 at 1:43:42 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
> I download a Just for Laughs pod cast with a performance by Marito > Lopez, an El Salvador born comedian. A lot of his routine is about his > diminutive stature, like having to wear women's blouses instead of men's > small because they fit him better. He says that he will not use Viagra > because he was afraid of what it might do to his small member and > likened it to putting a wiener in a microwave oven for too long. Ever hear this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy017EdRgYE --Bryan |
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On Tuesday, October 13, 2020 at 8:43:42 AM UTC-10, Dave Smith wrote:
> I download a Just for Laughs pod cast with a performance by Marito > Lopez, an El Salvador born comedian. A lot of his routine is about his > diminutive stature, like having to wear women's blouses instead of men's > small because they fit him better. He says that he will not use Viagra > because he was afraid of what it might do to his small member and > likened it to putting a wiener in a microwave oven for too long. He says the first time he saw a Taco Bell, he got excited because he thought that, in the US, the Latinos had their own phone company. |
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On 2020-10-13 3:46 p.m., Je�us wrote:
> On Tue, 13 Oct 2020 14:44:49 -0400, Dave Smith > > wrote: > >> I download a Just for Laughs pod cast with a performance by Marito >> Lopez, an El Salvador born comedian. A lot of his routine is about his >> diminutive stature, like having to wear women's blouses instead of men's >> small because they fit him better. He says that he will not use Viagra >> because he was afraid of what it might do to his small member and >> likened it to putting a wiener in a microwave oven for too long. > > Thanks for the warning, never heard of Marito > Lopez before. So, what percentage of his act was about being Latino? > Obviously most of it. |
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On Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:04:17 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
> wrote: >On Tuesday, October 13, 2020 at 1:43:42 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote: >> I download a Just for Laughs pod cast with a performance by Marito >> Lopez, an El Salvador born comedian. A lot of his routine is about his >> diminutive stature, like having to wear women's blouses instead of men's >> small because they fit him better. He says that he will not use Viagra >> because he was afraid of what it might do to his small member and >> likened it to putting a wiener in a microwave oven for too long. > >Ever hear this guy? > >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy017EdRgYE The problem with Jeselnik is he's not a natural comic (like many are) and comes across wooden. His jokes are a little cliche 'd as well. |
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On Tue, 13 Oct 2020 18:08:01 -0400, Dave Smith
> wrote: >On 2020-10-13 3:46 p.m., Je?us wrote: >> On Tue, 13 Oct 2020 14:44:49 -0400, Dave Smith >> > wrote: >> >>> I download a Just for Laughs pod cast with a performance by Marito >>> Lopez, an El Salvador born comedian. A lot of his routine is about his >>> diminutive stature, like having to wear women's blouses instead of men's >>> small because they fit him better. He says that he will not use Viagra >>> because he was afraid of what it might do to his small member and >>> likened it to putting a wiener in a microwave oven for too long. >> >> Thanks for the warning, never heard of Marito >> Lopez before. So, what percentage of his act was about being Latino? >> > >Obviously most of it. That's what I figured. I'll file him into the 'avoid' folder. |
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On Wed, 14 Oct 2020 09:19:08 +1100, Jeßus > wrote:
>On Tue, 13 Oct 2020 18:08:01 -0400, Dave Smith > wrote: > >>On 2020-10-13 3:46 p.m., Je?us wrote: >>> On Tue, 13 Oct 2020 14:44:49 -0400, Dave Smith >>> > wrote: >>> >>>> I download a Just for Laughs pod cast with a performance by Marito >>>> Lopez, an El Salvador born comedian. A lot of his routine is about his >>>> diminutive stature, like having to wear women's blouses instead of men's >>>> small because they fit him better. He says that he will not use Viagra >>>> because he was afraid of what it might do to his small member and >>>> likened it to putting a wiener in a microwave oven for too long. >>> >>> Thanks for the warning, never heard of Marito >>> Lopez before. So, what percentage of his act was about being Latino? >>> >> >>Obviously most of it. > >That's what I figured. I'll file him into the 'avoid' folder. No joking about being Latino. VERBOTEN! |
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On Tuesday, October 13, 2020 at 5:17:59 PM UTC-5, Jeßus wrote:
> On Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:04:17 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons > > wrote: > > >On Tuesday, October 13, 2020 at 1:43:42 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote: > >> I download a Just for Laughs pod cast with a performance by Marito > >> Lopez, an El Salvador born comedian. A lot of his routine is about his > >> diminutive stature, like having to wear women's blouses instead of men's > >> small because they fit him better. He says that he will not use Viagra > >> because he was afraid of what it might do to his small member and > >> likened it to putting a wiener in a microwave oven for too long. > > > >Ever hear this guy? > > > >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy017EdRgYE > The problem with Jeselnik is he's not a natural comic (like many are) > and comes across wooden. His jokes are a little cliche 'd as well. I agree that he comes across wooden, but when you just listen to the audio without the video, it's much better. I'd never heard of him until this January, when I went up to Iowa with my nephew to knock doors for Bernie. He was hilarious in the car. It's not his timing that's off. He just has about zero physical expressiveness. --Bryan |
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On Wednesday, October 14, 2020 at 10:15:07 AM UTC-10, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Tuesday, October 13, 2020 at 5:17:59 PM UTC-5, Jeßus wrote: > > On Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:04:17 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons > > > wrote: > > > > >On Tuesday, October 13, 2020 at 1:43:42 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote: > > >> I download a Just for Laughs pod cast with a performance by Marito > > >> Lopez, an El Salvador born comedian. A lot of his routine is about his > > >> diminutive stature, like having to wear women's blouses instead of men's > > >> small because they fit him better. He says that he will not use Viagra > > >> because he was afraid of what it might do to his small member and > > >> likened it to putting a wiener in a microwave oven for too long. > > > > > >Ever hear this guy? > > > > > >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy017EdRgYE > > The problem with Jeselnik is he's not a natural comic (like many are) > > and comes across wooden. His jokes are a little cliche 'd as well. > > I agree that he comes across wooden, but when you just listen to the > audio without the video, it's much better. I'd never heard of him until > this January, when I went up to Iowa with my nephew to knock doors > for Bernie. He was hilarious in the car. It's not his timing that's off.. > He just has about zero physical expressiveness. > > --Bryan This guy's popular on this rock and the Philippines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FioYICidVvo |
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