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On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 16:24:38 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote: >Bruce wrote: >> On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 12:40:20 -0700 (PDT), " >> > wrote: >> >>> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 7:58:00 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote: >>>> >>>> It's just that when I see an adult woman calling people names like a >>>> 14 year old, I have to think of that gun. >>>> >>> when I see an adult male or female defend the indefensible I want to get my gun. >> >> So when you disagree with someone, you want to grab your gun. That's >> exactly what I meant. >> > >Here's what yoose need to do ... Go to yoose local police station, >and ask them if yoose can get a gun. Tell them yoose are afraid of >Joan, because she _HAS_ a gun. If they say no, ask if yoose can get >a BB gun. I bet yoose can get permission to have a BB gun, and that >will do so much for yoose self esteem and confidence. Put that to an appropriate beat and Hank The Rapper's born. |
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On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 4:24:43 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> > Here's what yoose need to do ... Go to yoose local police station, > and ask them if yoose can get a gun. Tell them yoose are afraid of > Joan, because she _HAS_ a gun. If they say no, ask if yoose can get > a BB gun. I bet yoose can get permission to have a BB gun, and that > will do so much for yoose self esteem and confidence. > Funny! He needs to add that he is afraid of me even though I am on the other side of the world from him, too. |
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On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 17:13:36 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote: wrote: >> On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 4:24:43 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote: >>> >>> Here's what yoose need to do ... Go to yoose local police station, >>> and ask them if yoose can get a gun. Tell them yoose are afraid of >>> Joan, because she _HAS_ a gun. If they say no, ask if yoose can get >>> a BB gun. I bet yoose can get permission to have a BB gun, and that >>> will do so much for yoose self esteem and confidence. >>> >> Funny! >> >> He needs to add that he is afraid of me even though I am on the other >> side of the world from him, too. >> > >I never had a gun that would shoot that far! I've never even fired a >rifle that was accurate beyond several hundred yards, but there are >some few army sniper rifles that will. > >I tell you what we should do: You reach out to Bruce, and >contractually agree to NOT shoot him in Australia, whether by flying >down there on an assassination mission, or by other magical means. > >You must agree to never use missiles, nuclear weapons, nor poisons >to kill Bruce. > >AND you must buy this man a blow up sex doll and a BB gun. You been smoking something again? |
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On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 5:13:40 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> > wrote: > > > > He needs to add that he is afraid of me even though I am on the other > > side of the world from him, too. > > > > I never had a gun that would shoot that far! I've never even fired a > rifle that was accurate beyond several hundred yards, but there are > some few army sniper rifles that will. > > I tell you what we should do: You reach out to Bruce, and > contractually agree to NOT shoot him in Australia, whether by flying > down there on an assassination mission, or by other magical means. > > You must agree to never use missiles, nuclear weapons, nor poisons > to kill Bruce. > > AND you must buy this man a blow up sex doll and a BB gun. > Can't I just buy him a BB gun and forget the doll? |
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" wrote:
> > Hank Rogers wrote: > > AND you must buy this man a blow up sex doll and a BB gun. > > > Can't I just buy him a BB gun and forget the doll? Just buy him a real gun and offer up your own body to him. |
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On Sat, 08 Jun 2019 08:44:53 -0400, Gary > wrote:
" wrote: >> >> Hank Rogers wrote: >> > AND you must buy this man a blow up sex doll and a BB gun. >> > >> Can't I just buy him a BB gun and forget the doll? > >Just buy him a real gun and offer up your own body to him. Gary, I respect that you have your fantasies about Joan, but you shouldn't include me in them. |
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Bruce wrote:
> > On Sat, 08 Jun 2019 08:44:53 -0400, Gary > wrote: > > " wrote: > >> > >> Hank Rogers wrote: > >> > AND you must buy this man a blow up sex doll and a BB gun. > >> > > >> Can't I just buy him a BB gun and forget the doll? > > > >Just buy him a real gun and offer up your own body to him. > > Gary, I respect that you have your fantasies about Joan, but you > shouldn't include me in them. lol. Trust me pal, I have no fantasies about either of you. |
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On Saturday, June 8, 2019 at 7:44:43 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> > Just buy him a real gun and offer up your own body to him. > He's not allowed to have a real gun; that's what happens when you let your government have too much power over its' citizens. https://i.postimg.cc/kg7MHKsN/There-...o-be-a-Law.jpg |
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