Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
your nether region.

On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 6:42:12 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>
> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
> your nether region.
>
I'm doing a ham so it will come out of the freezer in a day or two.

On Fri, 16 Nov 2018 17:36:46 -0800 (PST), "
> wrote:

>On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 6:42:12 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>>
>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
>> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
>> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
>> your nether region.
>>
>I'm doing a ham so it will come out of the freezer in a day or two.\

I hope it's a fresh ham, a cured ham is very ordinary, nothing holiday
about it. A cured ham is the garbage of meats, a fresh ham is the
king of meats,

> wrote in message
...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2018 17:36:46 -0800 (PST), "
> > wrote:
>
>>On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 6:42:12 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
>>> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
>>> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
>>> your nether region.
>>>
>>I'm doing a ham so it will come out of the freezer in a day or two.\
>
> I hope it's a fresh ham, a cured ham is very ordinary, nothing holiday
> about it. A cured ham is the garbage of meats, a fresh ham is the
> king of meats,


Baloney!

Cheri

On Fri, 16 Nov 2018 18:04:40 -0800, "Cheri" >
wrote:

> wrote in message
.. .
>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2018 17:36:46 -0800 (PST), "
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 6:42:12 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
>>>> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
>>>> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
>>>> your nether region.
>>>>
>>>I'm doing a ham so it will come out of the freezer in a day or two.\
>>
>> I hope it's a fresh ham, a cured ham is very ordinary, nothing holiday
>> about it. A cured ham is the garbage of meats, a fresh ham is the
>> king of meats,
>
>Baloney!
>
>Cheri

Baloney would be better... you celebrate holidays by eating SHIT.

wrote:
> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
> your nether region.
>

Thank yoose Poopeye! Yoose is the onliest Queer sailor with enough ***
experience to shove a whole goddamned turkey up yoose sorry ass, so
don't expect these landlubbers to replicate yoose homo ass feats.

Happy gaysgiving Poopeye!

> wrote in message
...
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2018 18:04:40 -0800, "Cheri" >
> wrote:
>
> wrote in message
. ..
>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2018 17:36:46 -0800 (PST), "
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 6:42:12 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
>>>>> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
>>>>> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
>>>>> your nether region.
>>>>>
>>>>I'm doing a ham so it will come out of the freezer in a day or two.\
>>>
>>> I hope it's a fresh ham, a cured ham is very ordinary, nothing holiday
>>> about it. A cured ham is the garbage of meats, a fresh ham is the
>>> king of meats,
>>
>>Baloney!
>>
>>Cheri
>
> Baloney would be better... you celebrate holidays by eating SHIT.


Only if I followed one of your recipes with all that added cat hair from
your countertop, doofus.

Cheri

On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 8:02:57 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>
> On Fri, 16 Nov 2018 17:36:46 -0800 (PST), "
> > wrote:
>
> >I'm doing a ham so it will come out of the freezer in a day or two.\
>
> I hope it's a fresh ham, a cured ham is very ordinary, nothing holiday
> about it. A cured ham is the garbage of meats, a fresh ham is the
> king of meats.
>
It's a smoked ham but not a country ham and I've never had any complaints
when I bring one. Sometimes hands have to smacked to leave it alone
until we sit down to eat.

On Fri, 16 Nov 2018 21:15:20 -0500, wrote:

>On Fri, 16 Nov 2018 18:04:40 -0800, "Cheri" >
>wrote:
>
> wrote in message
. ..
>>> On Fri, 16 Nov 2018 17:36:46 -0800 (PST), "
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 6:42:12 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
>>>>> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
>>>>> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
>>>>> your nether region.
>>>>>
>>>>I'm doing a ham so it will come out of the freezer in a day or two.\
>>>
>>> I hope it's a fresh ham, a cured ham is very ordinary, nothing holiday
>>> about it. A cured ham is the garbage of meats, a fresh ham is the
>>> king of meats,
>>
>>Baloney!
>>
>>Cheri
>
>Baloney would be better... you celebrate holidays by eating SHIT.

Give her a break. She does as her socio-economic context prescribes.

On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
> your nether region.

Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.

Cindy Hamilton

On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
>> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
>> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
>> your nether region.
>
>Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>
>Cindy Hamilton

What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.

On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
> >On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> >> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
> >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
> >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
> >> your nether region.
> >
> >Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
> >
> >Cindy Hamilton
>
> What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.

You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
Friday evening.

Cindy Hamilton

Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> > On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> > >> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
> > fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
> > asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
> > yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
> > >
> > > Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
> > >
> > > Cindy Hamilton
> >
> > What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
>
> You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
> Friday evening.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
days so Friday was correct for that size.

wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
>> On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
>>> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
>>> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
>>> your nether region.
>>
>> Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>
> What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
>

Popeye, yoose need to get dat homo buttplay out of yoose trashy, sorry mind.

Some gays can be upstanding contributing citizens and lead a useful life
in the community.

Yoose, however, are a rotten, low down, dick licking, sorry *******.

Lower than moss on a forest floor.

Yoose would need a step stool to give an aphid a brooklyn blow job.

On 11/16/2018 7:42 PM, wrote:
> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
> your nether region.
>
Good thing I don't plan to cook a turkey.

Jill

On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
>> On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
>>> fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
>>> asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
>>> yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
>>>>
>>>> Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>>>>
>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>
>>> What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
>>
>> You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
>> Friday evening.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>
> It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
> days so Friday was correct for that size.
>
Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?

Jill

writes:
>On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
>>>> fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
>>>> asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
>>>> yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
>>>>>
>>>>> Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>>>>>
>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>
>>>> What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
>>>
>>> You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
>>> Friday evening.
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>
>> It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
>> days so Friday was correct for that size.
>>
>Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?
>
>Jill

math is hard!

On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 22:35:10 -0500, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
>>>> fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
>>>> asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
>>>> yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
>>>>>
>>>>> Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>>>>>
>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>
>>>> What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
>>>
>>> You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
>>> Friday evening.
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>
>> It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
>> days so Friday was correct for that size.
>>
>Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?
>
>Jill

Regardless, in my experience an extra day is best... many a time the
bag of giblets is still frozen in the cavity and irretrievable without
more thawing. Thing is nothing bad happens to a turkey thawing a bit
longer in the fridge... also not everyone's fridge/freezer is set at
the same temperature... a busy fridge will thaw quicker, a fridge
hardly ever opened can need another day.
Anyway my reminder was for those who forget to thaw altogether, and
that occurs quite often, people get all caught up in preparing for
company with baking and such and totally forget the frozen turkey.

On 11/18/2018 12:30 PM, wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 22:35:10 -0500, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
>>>>> fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
>>>>> asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
>>>>> yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>
>>>>> What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
>>>>
>>>> You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
>>>> Friday evening.
>>>>
>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>
>>> It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
>>> days so Friday was correct for that size.
>>>
>> Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?
>>
>> Jill
>
> Regardless, in my experience an extra day is best... many a time the
> bag of giblets is still frozen in the cavity and irretrievable without
> more thawing. Thing is nothing bad happens to a turkey thawing a bit
> longer in the fridge... also not everyone's fridge/freezer is set at
> the same temperature... a busy fridge will thaw quicker, a fridge
> hardly ever opened can need another day.

> Anyway my reminder was for those who forget to thaw altogether, and
> that occurs quite often, people get all caught up in preparing for
> company with baking and such and totally forget the frozen turkey.
>
Why is it you think everyone who reads/posts to RFC is clueless?

Jill

jmcquown wrote:

> On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
> > Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >
> > > On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> > > > On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
> >>>fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
> >>>asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
> >>>yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
> > > > >
> > > > > Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
> > > > >
> > > > > Cindy Hamilton
> > > >
> > > > What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
> > >
> > > You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
> > > Friday evening.
> > >
> > > Cindy Hamilton
> >
> > It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
> > days so Friday was correct for that size.
> >
> Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?
>
> Jill

It was a generic term. I added 1 day for 4 lbs so do basic math and
you want 4 days plus a bit for a 14lb bird. Saturday. If one took it
our Friday evening, that would be fine since kept fridged, they are
fine for another 2-3 days.

On Sun, 18 Nov 2018 13:08:41 -0500, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 11/18/2018 12:30 PM, wrote:
>> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 22:35:10 -0500, jmcquown >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
>>>>>> fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
>>>>>> asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
>>>>>> yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
>>>>>
>>>>> You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
>>>>> Friday evening.
>>>>>
>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>
>>>> It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
>>>> days so Friday was correct for that size.
>>>>
>>> Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> Regardless, in my experience an extra day is best... many a time the
>> bag of giblets is still frozen in the cavity and irretrievable without
>> more thawing. Thing is nothing bad happens to a turkey thawing a bit
>> longer in the fridge... also not everyone's fridge/freezer is set at
>> the same temperature... a busy fridge will thaw quicker, a fridge
>> hardly ever opened can need another day.
>
>> Anyway my reminder was for those who forget to thaw altogether, and
>> that occurs quite often, people get all caught up in preparing for
>> company with baking and such and totally forget the frozen turkey.
>>
>Why is it you think everyone who reads/posts to RFC is clueless?
>
>Jill

Not everyuone, but definitely you are clueless. I've not yet seen
anything you've cooked that doesn't look like shit, yet I say nothing.

On Sun, 18 Nov 2018 13:21:12 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:

>jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
>> > Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> >
>> > > On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>> > > > On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> > wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon
>> > > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
>> >>>fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
>> >>>asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
>> >>>yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Cindy Hamilton
>> > > >
>> > > > What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
>> > >
>> > > You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
>> > > Friday evening.
>> > >
>> > > Cindy Hamilton
>> >
>> > It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
>> > days so Friday was correct for that size.
>> >
>> Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?
>>
>> Jill
>
>It was a generic term. I added 1 day for 4 lbs so do basic math and
>you want 4 days plus a bit for a 14lb bird. Saturday. If one took it
>our Friday evening, that would be fine since kept fridged, they are
>fine for another 2-3 days.

Absolutely correct. Better to be fully defrosted than to be
attempting to dislodge the bag of giblets.
I seriously doubt that Jill has ever roasted a turkey, or she'd not be
carrying on so, Obviously Jill eats Thanksgiving dinner ALONE
at The Club, and then comes home to indulge heavily on cheapo box vino
ALONE.

Sheldon wrote:

> On Sun, 18 Nov 2018 13:21:12 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>
> >jmcquown wrote:
> >
> >> On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
> >> > Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> >> > > > On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> >> > wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > > > On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon
> >> > > > > wrote:
> >> > > > > > Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
> >> >>>fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
> >> >>>asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
> >> >>>yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > Cindy Hamilton
> >> > > >
> >> > > > What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
> >> > >
> >> > > You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
> >> > > Friday evening.
> >> > >
> >> > > Cindy Hamilton
> >> >
> >> > It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
> >> > days so Friday was correct for that size.
> >> >
> >> Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?
> >>
> >> Jill
> >
> >It was a generic term. I added 1 day for 4 lbs so do basic math and
> >you want 4 days plus a bit for a 14lb bird. Saturday. If one took it
> >our Friday evening, that would be fine since kept fridged, they are
> >fine for another 2-3 days.
>
> Absolutely correct. Better to be fully defrosted than to be
> attempting to dislodge the bag of giblets.
> I seriously doubt that Jill has ever roasted a turkey, or she'd not be
> carrying on so, Obviously Jill eats Thanksgiving dinner ALONE
> at The Club, and then comes home to indulge heavily on cheapo box vino
> ALONE.


Jill is our resident braying fishwife...however her "stall" is "empty"...not even any elderly cockles, whelks, or mussels on offer...

--
Best
Greg

jmcquown wrote:

> On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
> > Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >
> > > On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> > > > On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
> >>>fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
> >>>asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
> >>>yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
> > > > >
> > > > > Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
> > > > >
> > > > > Cindy Hamilton
> > > >
> > > > What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
> > >
> > > You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
> > > Friday evening.
> > >
> > > Cindy Hamilton
> >
> > It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
> > days so Friday was correct for that size.
> >
> Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?
>
> Jill

No one, I wasn't referring to a speific size but rhe number of days per
4lbs. Some say 1 day for 5lbs but in my house, that doesnt work to
defrost the core (fridge probably a little colder on that shelf). 4lbs
a day works fine for everyine far as I can tell.

jmcquown wrote:

> On 11/16/2018 7:42 PM, wrote:
> > Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge
> > to defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking
> > what to do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to
> > shove it up your nether region.
> >
> Good thing I don't plan to cook a turkey.
>
> Jill

Yeah, we have a mix here. Th bird here went in the neighbors fridge to
defrost and I have the ham defrosting.

Sheldon mentions using a fresh ham (uncured) and he's right that done
properly, they are delicious. Hard to find some places but you can get
them here.

writes:
>jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
>> > Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> >
>> > > On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>> > > > On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> > wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon
>> > > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
>> >>>fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
>> >>>asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
>> >>>yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Cindy Hamilton
>> > > >
>> > > > What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
>> > >
>> > > You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
>> > > Friday evening.
>> > >
>> > > Cindy Hamilton
>> >
>> > It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
>> > days so Friday was correct for that size.
>> >
>> Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?
>>
>> Jill
>
>No one, I wasn't referring to a speific size but rhe number of days per
>4lbs. Some say 1 day for 5lbs but in my house, that doesnt work to
>defrost the core (fridge probably a little colder on that shelf). 4lbs
>a day works fine for everyine far as I can tell.

at 4 lb per day, for a 20 pound bird that's 5 days - you could have put
it in the fridge last Saturday morning and it should be thawed by Thursday

0 Sat
1 Sun
2 Mon
3 Tue
4 Wed
5 Thu

although because surface area does not keep up with increase in volume
(squares vs cubes) I doubt the linear formula is all that accurate

if needed you can put it in cold water to speed the thawing process
(you should change the water periodically)

On 11/18/2018 5:11 PM, wrote:
> On Sun, 18 Nov 2018 13:08:41 -0500, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 11/18/2018 12:30 PM, wrote:
>>> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 22:35:10 -0500, jmcquown >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/17/2018 6:52 PM, cshenk wrote:
>>>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 3:44:08 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the
>>>>>>> fridge to >> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts
>>>>>>> asking what to >> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell
>>>>>>> yoose to shove it up >> your nether region.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You posted on Friday evening. No need to take the turkey out on
>>>>>> Friday evening.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>
>>>>> It's 4lbs a day to defrost in the fridge. A 20lb Turkey will take 5
>>>>> days so Friday was correct for that size.
>>>>>
>>>> Who mentioned defrosting a 20 lb. turkey?
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> Regardless, in my experience an extra day is best... many a time the
>>> bag of giblets is still frozen in the cavity and irretrievable without
>>> more thawing. Thing is nothing bad happens to a turkey thawing a bit
>>> longer in the fridge... also not everyone's fridge/freezer is set at
>>> the same temperature... a busy fridge will thaw quicker, a fridge
>>> hardly ever opened can need another day.
>>
>>> Anyway my reminder was for those who forget to thaw altogether, and
>>> that occurs quite often, people get all caught up in preparing for
>>> company with baking and such and totally forget the frozen turkey.
>>>
>> Why is it you think everyone who reads/posts to RFC is clueless?
>>
>> Jill
>
> Not everyuone, but definitely you are clueless. I've not yet seen
> anything you've cooked that doesn't look like shit, yet I say nothing.
>
You're the one who is clueless. I do wish you'd stop claiming I wanted
some sort of romantic relationship with you. Ugh. That never happened.

I'm 99% sure the people who post here who want to cook a turkey don't
need your annual advice about when to thaw it.

Jill

On 11/19/2018 4:46 PM, cshenk wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 11/16/2018 7:42 PM, wrote:
>>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge
>>> to defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking
>>> what to do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to
>>> shove it up your nether region.
>>>
>> Good thing I don't plan to cook a turkey.
>>
>> Jill
>
> Yeah, we have a mix here. Th bird here went in the neighbors fridge to
> defrost and I have the ham defrosting.
>
> Sheldon mentions using a fresh ham (uncured) and he's right that done
> properly, they are delicious. Hard to find some places but you can get
> them here.
>
I don't like turkey, I don't care much for ham and I definitely don't
like Sheldon.

Jill

On Mon, 19 Nov 2018 15:46:46 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:

>jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 11/16/2018 7:42 PM, wrote:
>> > Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge
>> > to defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking
>> > what to do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to
>> > shove it up your nether region.
>> >
>> Good thing I don't plan to cook a turkey.
>>
>> Jill
>
>Yeah, we have a mix here. Th bird here went in the neighbors fridge to
>defrost and I have the ham defrosting.
>
>Sheldon mentions using a fresh ham (uncured) and he's right that done
>properly, they are delicious. Hard to find some places but you can get
>them here.

No roast is better than a fresh ham, only for Thanksgiving turkey is
traditional... but for Christmas or New Years I do a fresh ham,
usually a butt half, we no longer have company on holidays. Kids have
their own friends and it's too far to visit here. These days it's
better to visit via PC and phone. And we enjoy our solitude with our
cats and outside critters, and not having to travel through inclement
weather. Right now it's snowing here.

On 11/19/2018 4:46 PM, cshenk wrote:

>
> Sheldon mentions using a fresh ham (uncured) and he's right that done
> properly, they are delicious. Hard to find some places but you can get
> them here.
>

They are good as he mentions, but essentially, it is just a big pork
roast from the rear leg. I don't have need for such a big roast so I
buy the loin. A nice center cut bone it is very good.

"jmcquown" > wrote in message news:qsHID.520151

> I'm 99% sure the people who post here who want to cook a turkey don't need
> your annual advice about when to thaw it.
>
> Jill


Really. it's like telling someone how to boil water, of course only Sheldon
would have the proper and best pot to boil it in.

Cheri

Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 11/19/2018 4:46 PM, cshenk wrote:
>
>>
>> Sheldon mentions using a fresh ham (uncured) and he's right that done
>> properly, they are delicious. Hard to find some places but you can get
>> them here.
>>
>
> They are good as he mentions, but essentially, it is just a big pork
> roast from the rear leg. I don't have need for such a big roast so I
> buy the loin. A nice center cut bone it is very good.

But, Popeye consumes massive amounts of food. A complete hog loin
wouldn't even comprise a light snack for this sailor.

A couple of hams, 10 lb of potatoes and a few bushels of spinach
provides him with a nice filling entree.

"cshenk" wrote in message
...

jmcquown wrote:

> On 11/16/2018 7:42 PM, wrote:
> > Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge
> > to defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking
> > what to do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to
> > shove it up your nether region.
> >
> Good thing I don't plan to cook a turkey.
>
> Jill

Yeah, we have a mix here. Th bird here went in the neighbors fridge to
defrost and I have the ham defrosting.

Sheldon mentions using a fresh ham (uncured) and he's right that done
properly, they are delicious. Hard to find some places but you can get
them here.

==

I always buy gammon joints to cook my self, which, when they are cooked we
call 'ham'

I just checked whether I am right about that, some say yes and some say
no)

lol so will continue to describe it as I do

"Ed Pawlowski" wrote in message ...

On 11/19/2018 4:46 PM, cshenk wrote:

>
> Sheldon mentions using a fresh ham (uncured) and he's right that done
> properly, they are delicious. Hard to find some places but you can get
> them here.
>

They are good as he mentions, but essentially, it is just a big pork
roast from the rear leg. I don't have need for such a big roast so I
buy the loin. A nice center cut bone it is very good.
==

I cook them and slice them. I then freezer them for D. as he loves them in
sandwiches

One gammon joint lasts ages but I have enough freezer space not to worry

In article >, says...
>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message news:qsHID.520151
>
> > I'm 99% sure the people who post here who want to cook a turkey don't need
> > your annual advice about when to thaw it.
> >
> > Jill
>
>
> Really. it's like telling someone how to boil water, of course only Sheldon
> would have the proper and best pot to boil it in.

Don't forget, he also uses special water.

Janet UK

"Janet" > wrote in message
t...
> In article >, says...
>>
>> "jmcquown" > wrote in message news:qsHID.520151
>>
>> > I'm 99% sure the people who post here who want to cook a turkey don't
>> > need
>> > your annual advice about when to thaw it.
>> >
>> > Jill
>>
>>
>> Really. it's like telling someone how to boil water, of course only
>> Sheldon
>> would have the proper and best pot to boil it in.
>
> Don't forget, he also uses special water.
>
> Janet UK


Yes, I had forgotten that.

Cheri

On Tue, 20 Nov 2018 11:44:28 -0000, "Ophelia" >
wrote:

>
>
>"Ed Pawlowski" wrote in message ...
>
>On 11/19/2018 4:46 PM, cshenk wrote:
>
>> Sheldon mentions using a fresh ham (uncured) and he's right that done
>> properly, they are delicious. Hard to find some places but you can get
>> them here.
>
>They are good as he mentions, but essentially, it is just a big pork
>roast from the rear leg. I don't have need for such a big roast so I
>buy the loin. A nice center cut bone in is very good.

I usually buy half a ham, I prefer the butt half to the shank half. I
like to debone ham before roasting, makes for easy carving...
sometimes I butterfly, stuff, and tie it.

>==
>
>I cook them and slice them. I then freezer them for D. as he loves them in
>sandwiches
>
>One gammon joint lasts ages but I have enough freezer space not to worry

writes:
>"Janet" > wrote in message
et...
>> In article >, says...
>>>
>>> "jmcquown" > wrote in message news:qsHID.520151
>>>
>>> > I'm 99% sure the people who post here who want to cook a turkey don't
>>> > need
>>> > your annual advice about when to thaw it.
>>> >
>>> > Jill
>>>
>>>
>>> Really. it's like telling someone how to boil water, of course only
>>> Sheldon
>>> would have the proper and best pot to boil it in.
>>
>> Don't forget, he also uses special water.
>>
>> Janet UK
>
>
>Yes, I had forgotten that.
>
>Cheri

hasn't he gone on about the reverse osmosis yada yada zzz