That Evil tert and his damned salt cannister
 

I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".

But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/

You *******.

-sw

That Evil tert and his damned salt cannister
 

On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:24:35 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
> the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
> be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>
> But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>
> https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>
> You *******.
>
> -sw
>
Sorry, but that is funny, annoying, but funny.

Did you get out a very sharp knife or a razor blade and cut a slit?

That Evil tert and his damned salt cannister
 

On Sat, 13 Oct 2018 17:29:44 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

> On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:24:35 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
>> the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
>> be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>>
>> But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>>
>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>>
>> You *******.
>>
> Sorry, but that is funny, annoying, but funny.
>
> Did you get out a very sharp knife or a razor blade and cut a slit?

It's still sitting on my counter, but yes - I'll take an Exact-O
knife to it. They're gonna make me work for that $.32 worth of
salt.

-sw

That Evil tert and his damned salt cannister
 

On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 9:16:52 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Oct 2018 17:29:44 -0700 (PDT),
> wrote:
>
> > On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:24:35 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> >>
> >> I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
> >> the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
> >> be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
> >>
> >> But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
> >>
> >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
> >>
> >> You *******.
> >>
> > Sorry, but that is funny, annoying, but funny.
> >
> > Did you get out a very sharp knife or a razor blade and cut a slit?
>
> It's still sitting on my counter, but yes - I'll take an Exact-O
> knife to it. They're gonna make me work for that $.32 worth of
> salt.
>
> -sw

Worth of salt? Gandhi made salt from the sea on his famous Dandi Salt March!

John Kuthe...

That Evil tert and his damned salt cannister
 

On Sat, 13 Oct 2018 19:44:01 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:

> On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 9:16:52 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 13 Oct 2018 17:29:44 -0700 (PDT),
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:24:35 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
>>>> the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
>>>> be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>>>>
>>>> But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>>>>
>>>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>>>>
>>>> You *******.
>>>>
>>> Sorry, but that is funny, annoying, but funny.
>>>
>>> Did you get out a very sharp knife or a razor blade and cut a slit?
>>
>> It's still sitting on my counter, but yes - I'll take an Exact-O
>> knife to it. They're gonna make me work for that $.32 worth of
>> salt.
>
> Worth of salt? Gandhi made salt from the sea on his famous Dandi
> Salt March!

Good for him. I spend about a penny on it every 20 days.

-sw

That Evil tert and his damned salt cannister
 

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
>I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
> the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
> be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>
> But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>
> https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>
> You *******.
>
> -sw

Hahahaha!

That Evil tert and his damned salt cannister
 

On Sat, 13 Oct 2018 16:25:17 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
>the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
>be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>
>But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>
>https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>
>You *******.
>
>-sw

snork! LOL!

That Evil tert and his damned salt cannister
 

lid writes:
>I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
>the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
>be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>
>But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>
>https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>
>You *******.
>
>-sw

shoulda bought the dark blue one

That Evil tert and his damned salt cannister
 

On Mon, 15 Oct 2018 20:09:37 +0000 (UTC), tert in seattle wrote:

> lid writes:
>>I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
>>the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
>>be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>>
>>But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>>
>>https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>>
>>You *******.
>
> shoulda bought the dark blue one

For $.50 more I'll cut my own simple rather than go through all that
pain and suffering you did with Morton.

Did you get it open yet?

-sw

That Evil tert and his damned salt cannister
 

On Tue, 16 Oct 2018 20:54:39 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> For $.50 more I'll cut my own simple rather than go through all that
> pain and suffering you did with Morton.

Huh. I don't know how I typed "simple" instead of "hole" above.

-sw