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jmcquown[_4_] 08-09-2018 06:51 PM

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Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?

Graham 08-09-2018 07:00 PM

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On 2018-09-08 11:51 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?


Has he really snuffed it?

Cheri[_3_] 08-09-2018 07:39 PM

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"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
15.223...
> On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>
>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?

>
> No, didn't know he was gone.


Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this real?

Cheri


Cheri[_6_] 08-09-2018 07:44 PM

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In article >, says...
>
> On 2018-09-08 11:51 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> > Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?

>
> Has he really snuffed it?
>

If true, I'd like to **** on his grave. :)

Hank Rogers[_2_] 08-09-2018 08:16 PM

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Cheri wrote:
> In article >, says...
>>
>> On 2018-09-08 11:51 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?

>>
>> Has he really snuffed it?
>>

> If true, I'd like to **** on his grave. :)
>


You'll have a *very* long wait dear, because the lines will probably
contain hundreds of thousands of people. The biggest party in NY state
since Woodstock.

There will be vendors serving beer and coffee, and also ex-lax tablets,
for those wishing to deposit a more substantial token of their
appreciation ...

And mimes and jugglers for entertainment ...

And lots of porta-johns for those that just can't hold it long enough.

On the other hand, I wouldn't be surprised if the low life sailor popped
up here anytime now.





Hank Rogers[_2_] 08-09-2018 08:19 PM

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Cheri wrote:
> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> 15.223...
>> On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>>
>>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?

>>
>> No, didn't know he was gone.

>
> Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
> real?
>
> Cheri


Who knows? Maybe Jill is just engaging in wishful thinking, and Popeye
simply got arrested for sexual assault.





John Kuthe[_3_] 08-09-2018 08:26 PM

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On Saturday, September 8, 2018 at 2:19:14 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Cheri wrote:
> > "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> > 15.223...
> >> On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
> >>
> >>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?
> >>
> >> No, didn't know he was gone.

> >
> > Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
> > real?
> >
> > Cheri

>
> Who knows? Maybe Jill is just engaging in wishful thinking, and Popeye
> simply got arrested for sexual assault.


Even ShelDUM takes breaks from RFC!

I know I do! Sometimes. ;-)

John Kuthe...

Druce 08-09-2018 08:28 PM

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On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 12:26:04 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> wrote:

>On Saturday, September 8, 2018 at 2:19:14 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>> Cheri wrote:
>> > "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>> > 15.223...
>> >> On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>> >>
>> >>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?
>> >>
>> >> No, didn't know he was gone.
>> >
>> > Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
>> > real?
>> >
>> > Cheri

>>
>> Who knows? Maybe Jill is just engaging in wishful thinking, and Popeye
>> simply got arrested for sexual assault.

>
>Even ShelDUM takes breaks from RFC!


It could also be medical:

<https://www.livestrong.com/article/529555-what-are-the-effects-of-too-much-spinach/>

Graham 08-09-2018 08:49 PM

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On 2018-09-08 1:26 PM, John Kuthe wrote:

>
> Even ShelDUM takes breaks from RFC!
>
> I know I do! Sometimes. ;-)
>

But not often enough!

Druce 08-09-2018 08:56 PM

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On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 13:49:15 -0600, graham > wrote:

>On 2018-09-08 1:26 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>
>>
>> Even ShelDUM takes breaks from RFC!
>>
>> I know I do! Sometimes. ;-)
>>

>But not often enough!


Ok, you have to choose: Kuthe stops posting or Sheldon stops posting.

GM 08-09-2018 10:48 PM

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Cheri wrote:

> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> 15.223...
> > On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
> >
> >> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?

> >
> > No, didn't know he was gone.

>
> Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this real?



He just posted, Cheri - so BEWARE...!!!

;-p

--
Best
Greg

Cheri[_3_] 08-09-2018 10:59 PM

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"GM" > wrote in message
...
> Cheri wrote:
>
>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>> 15.223...
>> > On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>> >
>> >> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?
>> >
>> > No, didn't know he was gone.

>>
>> Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
>> real?

>
>
> He just posted, Cheri - so BEWARE...!!!
>
> ;-p
>
> --
> Best
> Greg



Yes, I just saw it. LOL I'm glad you're still alive Sheldon, even though a
lot of your posts are completely disgusting and go unread, I would not want
to see you dead.

Cheri


Druce 08-09-2018 11:16 PM

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On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 14:59:57 -0700, "Cheri" >
wrote:

>"GM" > wrote in message
...
>> Cheri wrote:
>>
>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>>> 15.223...
>>> > On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>>> >
>>> >> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?
>>> >
>>> > No, didn't know he was gone.
>>>
>>> Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
>>> real?

>>
>>
>> He just posted, Cheri - so BEWARE...!!!
>>
>> ;-p
>>
>> --
>> Best
>> Greg

>
>
>Yes, I just saw it. LOL I'm glad you're still alive Sheldon, even though a
>lot of your posts are completely disgusting and go unread, I would not want
>to see you dead.


But you want to **** on his grave? Or was that your impostor?

Hank Rogers[_2_] 08-09-2018 11:21 PM

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Druce wrote:
> On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 12:26:04 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> > wrote:
>
>> On Saturday, September 8, 2018 at 2:19:14 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>> Cheri wrote:
>>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>>>> 15.223...
>>>>> On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?
>>>>>
>>>>> No, didn't know he was gone.
>>>>
>>>> Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
>>>> real?
>>>>
>>>> Cheri
>>>
>>> Who knows? Maybe Jill is just engaging in wishful thinking, and Popeye
>>> simply got arrested for sexual assault.

>>
>> Even ShelDUM takes breaks from RFC!

>
> It could also be medical:
>
> <https://www.livestrong.com/article/529555-what-are-the-effects-of-too-much-spinach/>
>


Nonsense!

Popeye could have been caught and arrested for sexually assaulting a
woman, or for murdering a homosexual.

These are the only ways the strongest man in the world would go out!

The sailor has performed these felonies for many decades. Maybe he just
finally got caught.






[email protected] 09-09-2018 12:31 AM

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On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 17:21:23 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>Druce wrote:
>> On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 12:26:04 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, September 8, 2018 at 2:19:14 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>>> Cheri wrote:
>>>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>>>>> 15.223...
>>>>>> On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, didn't know he was gone.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
>>>>> real?
>>>>>
>>>>> Cheri
>>>>
>>>> Who knows? Maybe Jill is just engaging in wishful thinking, and Popeye
>>>> simply got arrested for sexual assault.
>>>
>>> Even ShelDUM takes breaks from RFC!

>>
>> It could also be medical:
>>
>> <https://www.livestrong.com/article/529555-what-are-the-effects-of-too-much-spinach/>
>>

>
>Nonsense!
>
>Popeye could have been caught and arrested for sexually assaulting a
>woman, or for murdering a homosexual.
>
>These are the only ways the strongest man in the world would go out!
>
>The sailor has performed these felonies for many decades. Maybe he just
>finally got caught.
>


Aren't you forgetting the nun in the Vatican??

Druce 09-09-2018 12:39 AM

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On Sat, 08 Sep 2018 20:31:09 -0300, wrote:

>On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 17:21:23 -0500, Hank Rogers >
>wrote:
>
>>Druce wrote:
>>> On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 12:26:04 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Saturday, September 8, 2018 at 2:19:14 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>>>> Cheri wrote:
>>>>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>>>>>> 15.223...
>>>>>>> On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No, didn't know he was gone.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
>>>>>> real?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cheri
>>>>>
>>>>> Who knows? Maybe Jill is just engaging in wishful thinking, and Popeye
>>>>> simply got arrested for sexual assault.
>>>>
>>>> Even ShelDUM takes breaks from RFC!
>>>
>>> It could also be medical:
>>>
>>> <https://www.livestrong.com/article/529555-what-are-the-effects-of-too-much-spinach/>
>>>

>>
>>Nonsense!
>>
>>Popeye could have been caught and arrested for sexually assaulting a
>>woman, or for murdering a homosexual.
>>
>>These are the only ways the strongest man in the world would go out!
>>
>>The sailor has performed these felonies for many decades. Maybe he just
>>finally got caught.
>>

>
>Aren't you forgetting the nun in the Vatican??


But was that a felony? I thought he did her a favour, being the
strongest man she'd ever seen and all.

[email protected] 09-09-2018 12:44 AM

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On Sun, 09 Sep 2018 09:39:12 +1000, Druce >
wrote:

>On Sat, 08 Sep 2018 20:31:09 -0300, wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 17:21:23 -0500, Hank Rogers >
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Druce wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 12:26:04 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Saturday, September 8, 2018 at 2:19:14 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>>>>> Cheri wrote:
>>>>>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>>>>>>> 15.223...
>>>>>>>> On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, didn't know he was gone.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
>>>>>>> real?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cheri
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who knows? Maybe Jill is just engaging in wishful thinking, and Popeye
>>>>>> simply got arrested for sexual assault.
>>>>>
>>>>> Even ShelDUM takes breaks from RFC!
>>>>
>>>> It could also be medical:
>>>>
>>>> <https://www.livestrong.com/article/529555-what-are-the-effects-of-too-much-spinach/>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Nonsense!
>>>
>>>Popeye could have been caught and arrested for sexually assaulting a
>>>woman, or for murdering a homosexual.
>>>
>>>These are the only ways the strongest man in the world would go out!
>>>
>>>The sailor has performed these felonies for many decades. Maybe he just
>>>finally got caught.
>>>

>>
>>Aren't you forgetting the nun in the Vatican??

>
>But was that a felony? I thought he did her a favour, being the
>strongest man she'd ever seen and all.


Really? I think we'd have to ask her, of course maybe she would not
be a good judge of how good it was.

Druce 09-09-2018 01:12 AM

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On Sat, 08 Sep 2018 20:44:17 -0300, wrote:

>On Sun, 09 Sep 2018 09:39:12 +1000, Druce >
>wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 08 Sep 2018 20:31:09 -0300,
wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 17:21:23 -0500, Hank Rogers >
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Druce wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 12:26:04 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Saturday, September 8, 2018 at 2:19:14 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>>>>>> Cheri wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>> 15.223...
>>>>>>>>> On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, didn't know he was gone.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
>>>>>>>> real?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Cheri
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Who knows? Maybe Jill is just engaging in wishful thinking, and Popeye
>>>>>>> simply got arrested for sexual assault.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Even ShelDUM takes breaks from RFC!
>>>>>
>>>>> It could also be medical:
>>>>>
>>>>> <https://www.livestrong.com/article/529555-what-are-the-effects-of-too-much-spinach/>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Nonsense!
>>>>
>>>>Popeye could have been caught and arrested for sexually assaulting a
>>>>woman, or for murdering a homosexual.
>>>>
>>>>These are the only ways the strongest man in the world would go out!
>>>>
>>>>The sailor has performed these felonies for many decades. Maybe he just
>>>>finally got caught.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Aren't you forgetting the nun in the Vatican??

>>
>>But was that a felony? I thought he did her a favour, being the
>>strongest man she'd ever seen and all.

>
>Really? I think we'd have to ask her, of course maybe she would not
>be a good judge of how good it was.


I guess not. Being a good little nun, that was her only time.

Hank Rogers[_2_] 09-09-2018 01:59 AM

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Druce wrote:
> On Sat, 08 Sep 2018 20:31:09 -0300, wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 17:21:23 -0500, Hank Rogers >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Druce wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 8 Sep 2018 12:26:04 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Saturday, September 8, 2018 at 2:19:14 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>>>>> Cheri wrote:
>>>>>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>>>>>>> 15.223...
>>>>>>>> On Sat 08 Sep 2018 10:51:45a, jmcquown told us...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, didn't know he was gone.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is this a joke since he hasn't been posting for a few days, or is this
>>>>>>> real?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cheri
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who knows? Maybe Jill is just engaging in wishful thinking, and Popeye
>>>>>> simply got arrested for sexual assault.
>>>>>
>>>>> Even ShelDUM takes breaks from RFC!
>>>>
>>>> It could also be medical:
>>>>
>>>> <https://www.livestrong.com/article/529555-what-are-the-effects-of-too-much-spinach/>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Nonsense!
>>>
>>> Popeye could have been caught and arrested for sexually assaulting a
>>> woman, or for murdering a homosexual.
>>>
>>> These are the only ways the strongest man in the world would go out!
>>>
>>> The sailor has performed these felonies for many decades. Maybe he just
>>> finally got caught.
>>>

>>
>> Aren't you forgetting the nun in the Vatican??

>
> But was that a felony? I thought he did her a favour, being the
> strongest man she'd ever seen and all.
>


I'm sure he also had the pope's blessing. So even if there was a crime,
he would have been instantly pardoned. Catholics are pretty lenient on
sex crimes, and certainly see them as misdemeanors, or less.

A couple of hail marys and a few our fathers and ... whoosh ... thank
yoose Jebus!







Julie Bove[_2_] 09-09-2018 09:09 AM

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"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?


Whattttttttttttttttttttttttttt?


Druce 09-09-2018 09:37 AM

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On Sun, 9 Sep 2018 01:09:08 -0700, "Julie Bove"
> wrote:

>
>"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?

>
>Whattttttttttttttttttttttttttt?


Jill and Cheri getting overly excited.

Janet 09-09-2018 02:55 PM

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In article >, says...
>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?

>
> Whattttttttttttttttttttttttttt?


Sad news Julie; we buried him in the same grave as you, dug by your
gardener. Together forever.
At the wake we ate 50 quarts of your favourite beans cooked in Sheldon's
big pot.

Janet

jmcquown[_2_] 10-09-2018 10:20 PM

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On 9/8/2018 2:00 PM, graham wrote:
> On 2018-09-08 11:51 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?

>
> Has he really snuffed it?


I did NOT write that. People, please learn to recognize and killfile
the damn troll!

Jill

Graham 10-09-2018 11:22 PM

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On 2018-09-10 3:20 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 9/8/2018 2:00 PM, graham wrote:
>> On 2018-09-08 11:51 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>> Has anyone read Sheldon's obit yet?

>>
>> Has he really snuffed it?

>
> I did NOT write that.* People, please learn to recognize and killfile
> the damn troll!
>
> Jill

I try but it's difficult to keep up with them all. Dealing with an
increase in phishing e-mails lately as well.


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