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That green slime sauce we talked about

Well I did go to Walmart yesterday and I looked for that
Nickelodean green slime sauce that Jill freaked about. The
article said that only Walmart sells. Well, I found it right away
in the ketchup section and I bought one. I just had to try it.

Anyway, it's very bright green but it is colored ketchup. I did a
side by side taste test this morning...no noticible difference
between my red ketchup and this stuff. They taste exactly the
same - only difference is the color. It comes in a 20oz bottle
for $2.28.

I wanted to take a counter pic for proof of purchase but my
camera batteries have completely died, won't even work with the
charger plugged in. Instead, I made a cheap pic on my scanner.
It's not so clear but you can see it. I even added my pez ferret
for authenticity. heheh

Anyway, like I said, it tastes exactly like ketchup. I'll give it
to my grandsons when they visit soon or I'll just use it up
myself. It won't go to waste. :)

Here's my blurry scanner pic -
http://www.hostpic.org/images/1806292151440103.jpg

That green slime sauce we talked about

On Fri, 29 Jun 2018 12:25:49 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Well I did go to Walmart yesterday and I looked for that
>Nickelodean green slime sauce that Jill freaked about. The
>article said that only Walmart sells. Well, I found it right away
>in the ketchup section and I bought one. I just had to try it.
>
>Anyway, it's very bright green but it is colored ketchup. I did a
>side by side taste test this morning...no noticible difference
>between my red ketchup and this stuff. They taste exactly the
>same - only difference is the color. It comes in a 20oz bottle
>for $2.28.
>
>I wanted to take a counter pic for proof of purchase but my
>camera batteries have completely died, won't even work with the
>charger plugged in. Instead, I made a cheap pic on my scanner.
>It's not so clear but you can see it. I even added my pez ferret
>for authenticity. heheh
>
>Anyway, like I said, it tastes exactly like ketchup. I'll give it
>to my grandsons when they visit soon or I'll just use it up
>myself. It won't go to waste. :)
>
>Here's my blurry scanner pic -
> http://www.hostpic.org/images/1806292151440103.jpg

That's the quality of the pictures I received from a woman who used to
post here, she'd sit bare assed on her scanner.

You should be using rechargeable batterys for your camera otherwise
you will lose a lot of good shots.
I've been using these from Panasonic:
https://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-BK-...70_&dpSrc=srch
Amazon now has their own version:
https://www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-...teries&p sc=1

That green slime sauce we talked about

On Fri, 29 Jun 2018 12:25:49 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Well I did go to Walmart yesterday and I looked for that
>Nickelodean green slime sauce that Jill freaked about. The
>article said that only Walmart sells. Well, I found it right away
>in the ketchup section and I bought one. I just had to try it.
>
>Anyway, it's very bright green but it is colored ketchup. I did a
>side by side taste test this morning...no noticible difference
>between my red ketchup and this stuff. They taste exactly the
>same - only difference is the color. It comes in a 20oz bottle
>for $2.28.
>
>I wanted to take a counter pic for proof of purchase but my
>camera batteries have completely died, won't even work with the
>charger plugged in. Instead, I made a cheap pic on my scanner.
>It's not so clear but you can see it. I even added my pez ferret
>for authenticity. heheh
>
>Anyway, like I said, it tastes exactly like ketchup. I'll give it
>to my grandsons when they visit soon or I'll just use it up
>myself. It won't go to waste. :)
>
>Here's my blurry scanner pic -
> http://www.hostpic.org/images/1806292151440103.jpg

How could it go to waste? It IS waste.

tomato concentrate, high fructose corn syrup, distilled vinegar, corn
syrup, salt, natural flavor, spice, onion powder, 2% or less of color,
FD&C yellow no. 5, FD&C blue no. 1, xanthan gum

The things some people will eat...

That green slime sauce we talked about

Druce wrote:
> On Fri, 29 Jun 2018 12:25:49 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>
>> Well I did go to Walmart yesterday and I looked for that
>> Nickelodean green slime sauce that Jill freaked about. The
>> article said that only Walmart sells. Well, I found it right away
>> in the ketchup section and I bought one. I just had to try it.
>>
>> Anyway, it's very bright green but it is colored ketchup. I did a
>> side by side taste test this morning...no noticible difference
>> between my red ketchup and this stuff. They taste exactly the
>> same - only difference is the color. It comes in a 20oz bottle
>> for $2.28.
>>
>> I wanted to take a counter pic for proof of purchase but my
>> camera batteries have completely died, won't even work with the
>> charger plugged in. Instead, I made a cheap pic on my scanner.
>> It's not so clear but you can see it. I even added my pez ferret
>> for authenticity. heheh
>>
>> Anyway, like I said, it tastes exactly like ketchup. I'll give it
>> to my grandsons when they visit soon or I'll just use it up
>> myself. It won't go to waste. :)
>>
>> Here's my blurry scanner pic -
>> http://www.hostpic.org/images/1806292151440103.jpg
>
> How could it go to waste? It IS waste.
>
> tomato concentrate, high fructose corn syrup, distilled vinegar, corn
> syrup, salt, natural flavor, spice, onion powder, 2% or less of color,
> FD&C yellow no. 5, FD&C blue no. 1, xanthan gum
>
> The things some people will eat...
>

I'm thinking about producing a new "meat like" product for devout
evangelical vegetarians, such as yourself.

I will attach a dried chunk of tofu to a cow's tail, hanging it over
it's ass, for a week (to give it wonderful flavor, color, and texture,
appealing to ALL vegetarians).

Then, it will be cut or stamped in the shape of a T-bone steak. Then I
shall add my proprietary vegetarian seasonings. Finally, it will be used
in a "TV dinner" type product, along with various all-natural plant matter.

The retail price will be fairly outrageous, but still in line with most
other vegetarian prepared foods. The marketing is key here, and I will
need product TV commercials at the saturation level.

The ingredient list will be as follows:

All Natural, non GMO soybeans.
Vegetarian seasonings.

That green slime sauce we talked about

On Fri, 29 Jun 2018 15:53:04 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>Druce wrote:

>> The things some people will eat...
>>
>
>I'm thinking about producing a new "meat like" product for devout
>evangelical vegetarians, such as yourself.
>
>I will attach a dried chunk of tofu to a cow's tail, hanging it over
>it's ass, for a week (to give it wonderful flavor, color, and texture,
>appealing to ALL vegetarians).
>
>Then, it will be cut or stamped in the shape of a T-bone steak. Then I
>shall add my proprietary vegetarian seasonings. Finally, it will be used
>in a "TV dinner" type product, along with various all-natural plant matter.
>
>The retail price will be fairly outrageous, but still in line with most
>other vegetarian prepared foods. The marketing is key here, and I will
>need product TV commercials at the saturation level.
>
>The ingredient list will be as follows:
>
>All Natural, non GMO soybeans.
>Vegetarian seasonings.

And then you woke up?

That green slime sauce we talked about