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Default Planning Thanksgiving for less tires

This is pretty much a given. To avoid the Thanksgiving tire thrown in
your face, avoid Burmin'Gas at all costs. Once Vin Diesel gets you in
his sights, his photographic memory will never forget you. If on
Thanksgiving he sees you, you can be sure you will get a tire through
your window.

He can be seen standing atop the diesel pumps, amid the fumes and the
sunset of Burmin'Gas. He stands alone, no one asking him for his
exploits. He stands mightily with his rusty tableknife and old Michelin
tire in hand, waiting...waiting for the next poor soul on Thanksgiving
to make the mistake of trespassing on the mighty gas station know as...

ALLABASMA PETROLEUMO (Latin for Burmin'Gas)

Its a scary sight, buy if you manage to get on his good side, he will
shout your name as he throws a tire into the window of your neighbor.

Stalling the Forklift,
Off-Road for NES
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