Jim Rochester's a$$le surprise
 

The A$$le i$hone is making headlines today, beating out the Toyota
Jimbo as the most loved (despised) tech item in the modern warfare 2.

This just in! Salad and pennies are a mix made in PRISON~!

Ace Frehley spoke highly of alt.bbq, mentioning how he gets high and
reads all the bitching and moaning about cold bregs and run-ins with
Vinnie Vincent here in cr00kin. You gotta admit, seeing Vinnie in a
hamburger costume drenched in real blood makes you wonder which farm he
visited.

Take two! And only two! Shouteth the peace pipe. Pass they shart
knapper around the bangalo~!

Damnz,
DAMNZ

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