SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A TRUCK
 

Lettuce explore this most odd word grammarily. It really means mumbo
jumbo. Still, sometimes definitions only seem to make sense; but when
you bend forward to kiss yer wunderlust, and even that comes up
short......well....... And then there's "Cock*a." At first impression
one might think of doggy poo, but oh contrair! Rather, our word arrives
from the most deprecated Serb expression "Cockadoodle doo," which
basically means "I'd walk a mile for a horny lumberjack."

Some people might say "hamburgers" as meaning a waste of time. Ah, but
that story is for another lecture.
Until then... Keep yer powder dry and yer knickers from around yer ankles.