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Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_13_] 09-07-2016 02:44 PM

SERGIO HAS A "String Theory Physics Question"
 
On 7/7/2016 6:38 AM, Sergio wrote:
> Two identical point charges are held a distance d apart by a non
> conducting string with tension T. If a third identical point charge is
> fixed at a distance of d/2 from both of the first two point
> charges then what will be the new tension in the string ?
>
> a) T b) 2T c) 3T d) 4T e) 5T



When I did this equation, it ended up being the equivalence of "A BLACK
RUSSIAN," or around nine inches.
Discuss.............

The Peeler[_4_] 09-07-2016 03:27 PM

SERGIO HAS A "String Theory Physics Question"
 
On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 06:44:37 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
> wrote:

>On 7/7/2016 6:38 AM, Sergio wrote:
>> Two identical point charges are held a distance d apart by a non
>> conducting string with tension T. If a third identical point charge is
>> fixed at a distance of d/2 from both of the first two point
>> charges then what will be the new tension in the string ?
>>
>> a) T b) 2T c) 3T d) 4T e) 5T

>
>
>When I did this equation, it ended up being the equivalence of "A BLACK
>RUSSIAN," or around nine inches.
>Discuss.............


Yer alleged mind centres on yer butt, Coronel.

Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_13_] 09-07-2016 03:54 PM

SERGIO HAS A "String Theory Physics Question"
 
On 7/9/2016 7:27 AM, The Peeler wrote:
> On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 06:44:37 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
> > wrote:
>
>> On 7/7/2016 6:38 AM, Sergio wrote:
>>> Two identical point charges are held a distance d apart by a non
>>> conducting string with tension T. If a third identical point charge is
>>> fixed at a distance of d/2 from both of the first two point
>>> charges then what will be the new tension in the string ?
>>>
>>> a) T b) 2T c) 3T d) 4T e) 5T

>>
>>
>> When I did this equation, it ended up being the equivalence of "A BLACK
>> RUSSIAN," or around nine inches.
>> Discuss.............

>
> Yer alleged mind centres on yer butt, Coronel.
>


You are the butt of everybuddy's joke, you clam-pied ****ess!
LOL


The Peeler[_4_] 09-07-2016 05:37 PM

SERGIO HAS A "String Theory Physics Question"
 
On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 07:54:07 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
> wrote:

>On 7/9/2016 7:27 AM, The Peeler wrote:
>> On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 06:44:37 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/7/2016 6:38 AM, Sergio wrote:
>>>> Two identical point charges are held a distance d apart by a non
>>>> conducting string with tension T. If a third identical point charge is
>>>> fixed at a distance of d/2 from both of the first two point
>>>> charges then what will be the new tension in the string ?
>>>>
>>>> a) T b) 2T c) 3T d) 4T e) 5T
>>>
>>>
>>> When I did this equation, it ended up being the equivalence of "A BLACK
>>> RUSSIAN," or around nine inches.
>>> Discuss.............

>>
>> Yer alleged mind centres on yer butt, Coronel.
>>

>
>You are the butt of everybuddy's joke, you clam-pied ****ess!
>LOL


YOUR butt is the target of everybuddy's penis, you black *******!

Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_13_] 09-07-2016 05:43 PM

SERGIO HAS A "String Theory Physics Question"
 
On 7/9/2016 9:37 AM, The Peeler wrote:
> On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 07:54:07 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
> > wrote:
>
>> On 7/9/2016 7:27 AM, The Peeler wrote:
>>> On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 06:44:37 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 7/7/2016 6:38 AM, Sergio wrote:
>>>>> Two identical point charges are held a distance d apart by a non
>>>>> conducting string with tension T. If a third identical point charge is
>>>>> fixed at a distance of d/2 from both of the first two point
>>>>> charges then what will be the new tension in the string ?
>>>>>
>>>>> a) T b) 2T c) 3T d) 4T e) 5T
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> When I did this equation, it ended up being the equivalence of "A BLACK
>>>> RUSSIAN," or around nine inches.
>>>> Discuss.............
>>>
>>> Yer alleged mind centres on yer butt, Coronel.
>>>

>>
>> You are the butt of everybuddy's joke, you clam-pied ****ess!
>> LOL

>
> YOUR butt is the target of everybuddy's penis, you black *******!
>


Gawd! Wot a fag!
A fag and a *******? Wot do you call yerself, you slimy ****ess freak??
LOL



The Peeler[_4_] 09-07-2016 06:10 PM

SERGIO HAS A "String Theory Physics Question"
 
On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 09:43:15 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
> wrote:

>On 7/9/2016 9:37 AM, The Peeler wrote:
>> On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 07:54:07 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/9/2016 7:27 AM, The Peeler wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 06:44:37 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 7/7/2016 6:38 AM, Sergio wrote:
>>>>>> Two identical point charges are held a distance d apart by a non
>>>>>> conducting string with tension T. If a third identical point charge is
>>>>>> fixed at a distance of d/2 from both of the first two point
>>>>>> charges then what will be the new tension in the string ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> a) T b) 2T c) 3T d) 4T e) 5T
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> When I did this equation, it ended up being the equivalence of "A BLACK
>>>>> RUSSIAN," or around nine inches.
>>>>> Discuss.............
>>>>
>>>> Yer alleged mind centres on yer butt, Coronel.
>>>>
>>>
>>> You are the butt of everybuddy's joke, you clam-pied ****ess!
>>> LOL

>>
>> YOUR butt is the target of everybuddy's penis, you black *******!
>>

>
>Gawd! Wot a fag!


You are indeed! A nigga fag!

>A fag and a *******? Wot do you call yerself, you slimy ****ess freak??
>LOL


WE aks the questions, boy!

Nadegda 09-07-2016 08:20 PM

SERGIO HAS A "String Theory Physics Question"
 
On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 06:44:37 -0700, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

> On 7/7/2016 6:38 AM, Sergio wrote:
>> Two identical point charges are held a distance d apart by a non
>> conducting string with tension T. If a third identical point charge is
>> fixed at a distance of d/2 from both of the first two point charges
>> then what will be the new tension in the string ?
>>
>> a) T b) 2T c) 3T d) 4T e) 5T

>
> When I did this equation, it ended up being the equivalence of "A BLACK
> RUSSIAN," or around nine inches.
> Discuss.............


I'm guessing that you're wrong, but string theory is kensi's department,
so I'll reserve judgment until I hear from her.

Nadegda 10-07-2016 11:48 PM

SERGIO HAS A "String Theory Physics Question"
 
On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 13:44:25 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 09/07/2016 3:20 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 06:44:37 -0700, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 7/7/2016 6:38 AM, Sergio wrote:
>>>> Two identical point charges are held a distance d apart by a non
>>>> conducting string with tension T. If a third identical point charge
>>>> is fixed at a distance of d/2 from both of the first two point
>>>> charges then what will be the new tension in the string ?
>>>>
>>>> a) T b) 2T c) 3T d) 4T e) 5T
>>>
>>> When I did this equation, it ended up being the equivalence of "A
>>> BLACK RUSSIAN," or around nine inches.
>>> Discuss.............

>>
>> I'm guessing that you're wrong, but string theory is kensi's
>> department, so I'll reserve judgment until I hear from her.

>
> In fact, he's "not even wrong", or even making any sense. Also, that's
> not really string theory, it's just electrostatics. And the correct
> answer to the original problem is e. The tension on the string is equal
> to the electrostatic repulsion force, given the system is in static
> equilibrium, and one of the end charges thus felt a force of T from the
> other end charge pushing it away. The new charge at the midpoint is half
> as far away, and the electric force is inverse-square, so that adds a
> force of 4T for a total of 5T from both other charges.


Heh. Shame Bill Jillians beat you to the answer -- on the other hand,
unlike him, you've shown your work.


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