I could not open my coffee can
 

It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge of
the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney will
be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd go
to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of dry
food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates it.
He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.



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I could not open my coffee can
 

Paul M. Cook wrote:

..
>It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
>The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
>fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
>and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge of
>the cover.

I never open those cans by pulling the tab, I open them with my trusty
swing-a-way... and it leaves no lip.

>That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney will
>be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd go
>to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
>broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
>supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
>thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
>it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
>really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
>jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of dry
>food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates it.
>He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
>My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
>won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
>
>
>
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I could not open my coffee can
 

On 2/21/2016 4:15 PM, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
> The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
> fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
> and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge of
> the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney will
> be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd go
> to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
> broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
> supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
> thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
> it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
> really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
> jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of dry
> food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates it.
> He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
> My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
> won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.

That's a rough day! I hope your day isn't like that Every day.

nancy

I could not open my coffee can
 

On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 1:15:17 PM UTC-8, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
> The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
> fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
> and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge of
> the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney will
> be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd go
> to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
> broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
> supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
> thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
> it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
> really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
> jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of dry
> food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates it.
> He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
> My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
> won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
>
>
>
> ---
> This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software.
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priceless.

I could not open my coffee can
 

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 13:15:08 -0800, "Paul M. Cook" > wrote:

> I think my finger is infected.

Your finger could not POSSIBLE get infected that fast.

But you KNEW that.

I could not open my coffee can
 

On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 3:15:17 PM UTC-6, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
> The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
> fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
> and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge of
> the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney will
> be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd go
> to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
> broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
> supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
> thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
> it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
> really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
> jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of dry
> food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates it.
> He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track..
> My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
> won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
>
>
>
> ---
> This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software.
> https://www.avast.com/antivirus

Yes it's infected if it hurts. Red, warm, swollen and hurts is infected. Hope you have a good immune system! Nothing you can do but heal normally now. Should have immediately washed it out good and applied a clean dry bandage and maybe some neosporin and an exam glove if you were going to continue to get your hand wet. And repeat any time the bandage gets wet, each and every time.

I followed strict clean and dryness of a cut when I cut my finger once, and it healed up infection free! Clean cut, healed in about a week and 1/2. And NO infection!! I'm an RN I know about infection control.

John Kuthe...

I could not open my coffee can
 

On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 10:13:27 PM UTC-6, The New Other Guy wrote:
> On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 13:15:08 -0800, "Paul M. Cook" > wrote:
>
> > I think my finger is infected.
>
> Your finger could not POSSIBLE get infected that fast.
>
> But you KNEW that.

If he got it wet while cooking then yes it could get infected that fast!!

John Kuthe...

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On 2/21/2016 6:56 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> You forgot the sepsis.
>
> -sw
As a PROUD woman-stalker, I know?

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"John Kuthe" > wrote in message
...
On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 3:15:17 PM UTC-6, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
> The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
> fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
> and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge
> of
> the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney
> will
> be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd
> go
> to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
> broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
> supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
> thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
> it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
> really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
> jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of
> dry
> food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates
> it.
> He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
> My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
> won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
>
>
>
> ---
> This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software.
> https://www.avast.com/antivirus

Yes it's infected if it hurts. Red, warm, swollen and hurts is infected.
Hope you have a good immune system! Nothing you can do but heal normally
now. Should have immediately washed it out good and applied a clean dry
bandage and maybe some neosporin and an exam glove if you were going to
continue to get your hand wet. And repeat any time the bandage gets wet,
each and every time.

I followed strict clean and dryness of a cut when I cut my finger once, and
it healed up infection free! Clean cut, healed in about a week and 1/2. And
NO infection!! I'm an RN I know about infection control.

--------

Any advice for my broken leg? It is hurting a lot.



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On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 10:45:05 PM UTC-6, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> "John Kuthe" > wrote in message
> ...
> On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 3:15:17 PM UTC-6, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> > It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
> > The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
> > fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
> > and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge
> > of
> > the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney
> > will
> > be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd
> > go
> > to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
> > broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
> > supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
> > thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
> > it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
> > really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
> > jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of
> > dry
> > food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates
> > it.
> > He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
> > My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
> > won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
> >
> >
> >
> > ---
> > This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software.
> > https://www.avast.com/antivirus
>
> Yes it's infected if it hurts. Red, warm, swollen and hurts is infected.
> Hope you have a good immune system! Nothing you can do but heal normally
> now. Should have immediately washed it out good and applied a clean dry
> bandage and maybe some neosporin and an exam glove if you were going to
> continue to get your hand wet. And repeat any time the bandage gets wet,
> each and every time.
>
> I followed strict clean and dryness of a cut when I cut my finger once, and
> it healed up infection free! Clean cut, healed in about a week and 1/2. And
> NO infection!! I'm an RN I know about infection control.
>
> --------
>
> Any advice for my broken leg? It is hurting a lot.
>
>
>
> ---
> This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software.
> https://www.avast.com/antivirus

Has it been set and casted? If its hurting is your foot numb(ish)? If so call 911 because you may have some Compartment Syndrome going on and that's an emergency. A properly set and casted broken limb should not hurt. Much if at all.

John Kuthe...

I could not open my coffee can
 

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 13:15:08 -0800, "Paul M. Cook" >
wrote:

>It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
>The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
>fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
>and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge of
>the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney will
>be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd go
>to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
>broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
>supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
>thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
>it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
>really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
>jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of dry
>food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates it.
>He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
>My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
>won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
>
you came to the right place for this problem. . .
Janet US

I could not open my coffee can
 

"Paul M. Cook" > wrote in message
...
>
> "John Kuthe" > wrote in message
> ...
> On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 3:15:17 PM UTC-6, Paul M. Cook wrote:
>> It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
>> The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
>> fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a
>> knife
>> and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge
>> of
>> the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney
>> will
>> be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd
>> go
>> to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
>> broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
>> supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
>> thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it.
>> But
>> it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
>> really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
>> jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of
>> dry
>> food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates
>> it.
>> He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary
>> track.
>> My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
>> won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
>>
>>
>>
>> ---
>> This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software.
>> https://www.avast.com/antivirus
>
> Yes it's infected if it hurts. Red, warm, swollen and hurts is infected.
> Hope you have a good immune system! Nothing you can do but heal normally
> now. Should have immediately washed it out good and applied a clean dry
> bandage and maybe some neosporin and an exam glove if you were going to
> continue to get your hand wet. And repeat any time the bandage gets wet,
> each and every time.
>
> I followed strict clean and dryness of a cut when I cut my finger once,
> and it healed up infection free! Clean cut, healed in about a week and
> 1/2. And NO infection!! I'm an RN I know about infection control.
>
> --------
>
> Any advice for my broken leg? It is hurting a lot.
>

*cough*

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I could not open my coffee can
 

On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 4:15:17 PM UTC-5, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
> The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
> fingers kept slipping.

I keep needle-nosed pliers in the kitchen for similar situations. Although I
suspect you will reject any attempts to help you.

Cindy Hamilton

> So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
> and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge of
> the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney will
> be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd go
> to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
> broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
> supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
> thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
> it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
> really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
> jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of dry
> food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates it.
> He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
> My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
> won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
>
>
>
> ---
> This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software.
> https://www.avast.com/antivirus

I could not open my coffee can
 

In article >, says...
>
> It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
> The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
> fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
> and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge of
> the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney will
> be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd go
> to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
> broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
> supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
> thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
> it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
> really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
> jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of dry
> food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates it.
> He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
> My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
> won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
>

So now the truth is out. All this time, you and Julie have been
conducting a secret affair.

Mr Bove, a shadowy figure who came and went without rhyme or reason,
finally went but nobody noticed, and still we suspected nothing. Now we
find out you have eloped with Julie for better, or probably much worse,
till death or a new allergy.

We have held a collection on rfc and purchased this gift for your
new life together, a symbol of the joys to come.

http://tinyurl.com/j77nlf9

Janet UK

I could not open my coffee can
 

In article >,
says...
>
> On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 13:15:08 -0800, "Paul M. Cook" >
> wrote:
>
> >It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
> >The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
> >fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a knife
> >and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge of
> >the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney will
> >be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd go
> >to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
> >broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
> >supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
> >thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it. But
> >it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
> >really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
> >jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of dry
> >food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates it.
> >He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary track.
> >My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
> >won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
> >
> you came to the right place for this problem. . .
> Janet US

Wait a minute lady, he didn't ask for advice. Is your life so perfect,
HUH ? You're just jealous

Ophelia/Bruce/Cheri

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On 2/22/2016 11:21 AM, Janet wrote:
> In article >, says...
>>
>> It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
>
(severe snippage)

> So now the truth is out. All this time, you and Julie have been
> conducting a secret affair.
>
> Mr Bove, a shadowy figure who came and went without rhyme or reason,
> finally went but nobody noticed, and still we suspected nothing. Now we
> find out you have eloped with Julie for better, or probably much worse,
> till death or a new allergy.
>
> We have held a collection on rfc and purchased this gift for your
> new life together, a symbol of the joys to come.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/j77nlf9
>
> Janet UK
>
LOL! At least Paul's cats weren't snatched out the window by crazy
raccoons. ;)

Jill

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"Janet" > wrote in message
.. .
> In article >,
> says...
>>
>> On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 13:15:08 -0800, "Paul M. Cook" >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
>> >The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
>> >fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a
>> >knife
>> >and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge
>> >of
>> >the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney
>> >will
>> >be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd
>> >go
>> >to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and
>> >I
>> >broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
>> >supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And
>> >the
>> >thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it.
>> >But
>> >it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
>> >really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
>> >jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of
>> >dry
>> >food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates
>> >it.
>> >He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary
>> >track.
>> >My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it
>> >and
>> >won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
>> >
>> you came to the right place for this problem. . .
>> Janet US
>
> Wait a minute lady, he didn't ask for advice. Is your life so perfect,
> HUH ? You're just jealous
>
> Ophelia/Bruce/Cheri

*smile*




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On Mon, 22 Feb 2016 16:26:11 -0000, Janet > wrote:

>In article >,
says...
>>
>> On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 13:15:08 -0800, "Paul M. Cook" >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >It's been a hell of a day.
snip
>> >
>> you came to the right place for this problem. . .
>> Janet US
>
> Wait a minute lady, he didn't ask for advice. Is your life so perfect,
>HUH ? You're just jealous
>
> Ophelia/Bruce/Cheri
>
;)))
Janet US

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On 2/22/2016 11:35 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Feb 2016 16:21:01 -0000, Janet wrote:
>
>> We have held a collection on rfc and purchased this gift for your
>> new life together, a symbol of the joys to come.
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/j77nlf9
>
> His and Her chastity devices would be more appropriate.
>
> -sw
>

As a PROUD and un-indicted (so far) woman-stalker, I know!!!!

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On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 4:15:17 PM UTC-5, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> It's been a hell of a day.

I can't actually believe you received serious responses. LOL

I could not open my coffee can
 

"Janet" > wrote in message
.. .
> In article >, says...
>>
>> It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
>> The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
>> fingers kept slipping. So finally out of total frustration I took a
>> knife
>> and cut the cover off. Top it all off I scratched my finger on the edge
>> of
>> the cover. That's the last can of Yuban I will ever buy. My attorney
>> will
>> be sending them a letter tomorrow. I think my finger is infected. I'd
>> go
>> to the urgent care but my cats can't drive me and I lost my glasses and I
>> broke my leg tripping over the kitchen matt. You know the ones that are
>> supposed to keep you from slipping? They'll be hearing from me. And the
>> thing is I don't even drink this brand of coffee. In fact I hate it.
>> But
>> it was on sale so I got a case. I'll throw out what's left. My finger
>> really hurts. It's not a clean cut you get with a knife it's kind of
>> jagged. And now I have to feed the cats but I only have the one kind of
>> dry
>> food which my Siamese and Tortoise Shell will eat but my black cat hates
>> it.
>> He likes caned food but you know that is not good for their urinary
>> track.
>> My tabby will eat anything - for a while. Then he decides he hates it and
>> won't touch it. And now my coffee is cold and I hate reheated coffee.
>>
>
> So now the truth is out. All this time, you and Julie have been
> conducting a secret affair.
>
> Mr Bove, a shadowy figure who came and went without rhyme or reason,
> finally went but nobody noticed, and still we suspected nothing. Now we
> find out you have eloped with Julie for better, or probably much worse,
> till death or a new allergy.
>
> We have held a collection on rfc and purchased this gift for your
> new life together, a symbol of the joys to come.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/j77nlf9
>
> Janet UK

Anyone who has seen Mr. Bove would not call him a shadowy figure.

I could not open my coffee can
 

The New Other Guy wrote:
>>Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>
>> > I think my finger is infected.
>>
>> Your finger could not POSSIBLE get infected that fast.
>>
>> But you KNEW that.
>
>If he got it wet while cooking then yes it could get infected that fast!!
>
>John Kuthe...

What if he used that digit to do your prostate exam, without gloves?

I could not open my coffee can
 

On Monday, February 22, 2016 at 5:11:02 PM UTC-6, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> The New Other Guy wrote:
> >>Paul M. Cook wrote:
> >>
> >> > I think my finger is infected.
> >>
> >> Your finger could not POSSIBLE get infected that fast.
> >>
> >> But you KNEW that.
> >
> >If he got it wet while cooking then yes it could get infected that fast!!
> >
> >John Kuthe...
>
> What if he used that digit to do your prostate exam, without gloves?

All the more reason it would get infected.

John Kuthe...

I could not open my coffee can
 

On Mon, 22 Feb 2016 03:20:52 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

> On Sunday, February 21, 2016 at 4:15:17 PM UTC-5, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> > It's been a hell of a day. I could not open my coffee can this morning.
> > The little tab you pull was too small for me to get a grip on it. My
> > fingers kept slipping.
>
> I keep needle-nosed pliers in the kitchen for similar situations. Although I
> suspect you will reject any attempts to help you.

I have regular pliers for that (mainly because "someone" used my
needle nosed pliers and didn't put them back).

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