I just ordered this item--
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EYOUSSW

The stupid little sharpener I have just doesn't *cut it*. It's kind of a
celebration, spending money, because I feel rather economically secure after
what my boss said to me today. She asked me how things were going, and I
replied about how great some of my co-workers are, and she told me that she
feels that she has a really good team, and that I was a "great addition."
She went on to tell me that she considers me, "A Godsend."

I've been there two weeks today, and the adjustment physically has been a
bear, but it's getting better, and I told my supervisor the truth when I
praised my co-workers. They really are great to work with.

--Bryan