I saved 4 dollars on honey
 

There's a great difference in price among the different honey brands. Some
are $6.50 and some were $2.50.

I opted for the cheap stuff, because it said "Grade A". But when I woke up
at midnight for my honey binge the honey tasted like corn syrup. Should I
call my congressman and complain?

Luckily for me the honey guy is in town selling his wares at the honey
market. He'll be here for the duration of the honey moon.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

I saved 4 dollars on honey
 

On Friday, August 15, 2014 6:23:21 AM UTC-5, Christopher M. wrote:
> There's a great difference in price among the different honey brands. Some
>
> are $6.50 and some were $2.50.
>
>
>
> I opted for the cheap stuff, because it said "Grade A". But when I woke up
>
> at midnight for my honey binge the honey tasted like corn syrup. Should I
>
> call my congressman and complain?
>
>
>
> Luckily for me the honey guy is in town selling his wares at the honey
>
> market. He'll be here for the duration of the honey moon.
>
You are so creepily like Michael Jackson. Do you like to *just cuddle*
with young boys, or do you like to do more? I'd guess the former.
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

--Bryan

I saved 4 dollars on honey
 

On 2014-08-15 7:23 AM, Christopher M. wrote:
> There's a great difference in price among the different honey brands. Some
> are $6.50 and some were $2.50.
>
> I opted for the cheap stuff, because it said "Grade A". But when I woke up
> at midnight for my honey binge the honey tasted like corn syrup. Should I
> call my congressman and complain?
>
> Luckily for me the honey guy is in town selling his wares at the honey
> market. He'll be here for the duration of the honey moon.
>

Did you blow the paper route money on the it?

I saved 4 dollars on honey
 

On Fri, 15 Aug 2014 07:23:21 -0400, "Christopher M."
> wrote:

> There's a great difference in price among the different honey brands. Some
> are $6.50 and some were $2.50.
>
> I opted for the cheap stuff, because it said "Grade A". But when I woke up
> at midnight for my honey binge the honey tasted like corn syrup. Should I
> call my congressman and complain?
>
> Luckily for me the honey guy is in town selling his wares at the honey
> market. He'll be here for the duration of the honey moon.
>
Did you read the fine print, is it from China?


--
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them.

I saved 4 dollars on honey
 

On Friday, August 15, 2014 4:23:21 AM UTC-7, Christopher M. wrote:
> There's a great difference in price among the different honey brands. Some
>
> are $6.50 and some were $2.50.
>
>
>
> I opted for the cheap stuff, because it said "Grade A". But when I woke up
>
> at midnight for my honey binge the honey tasted like corn syrup. Should I
>
> call my congressman and complain?
>
>
>
> Luckily for me the honey guy is in town selling his wares at the honey
>
> market. He'll be here for the duration of the honey moon.
>
>
>
>
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Did you tell your mommy?

I saved 4 dollars on honey
 

On 8/15/2014 1:23 AM, Christopher M. wrote:
> There's a great difference in price among the different honey brands. Some
> are $6.50 and some were $2.50.

My guess is that you bought "Hunny" not "Honey" or perhaps the honey was
from tired bees. Bees do get tired, you know. Oh bother!

>
> I opted for the cheap stuff, because it said "Grade A". But when I woke up
> at midnight for my honey binge the honey tasted like corn syrup. Should I
> call my congressman and complain?
>

Ask Christopher Robin the next time he's in the woods.

> Luckily for me the honey guy is in town selling his wares at the honey
> market. He'll be here for the duration of the honey moon.
>

This is a most fortunate turn of events! :-)

>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>
>

I saved 4 dollars on honey
 

On 8/15/2014 6:24 AM, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> On Friday, August 15, 2014 6:23:21 AM UTC-5, Christopher M. wrote:
>> There's a great difference in price among the different honey brands. Some
>>
>> are $6.50 and some were $2.50.
>>
>>
>>
>> I opted for the cheap stuff, because it said "Grade A". But when I woke up
>>
>> at midnight for my honey binge the honey tasted like corn syrup. Should I
>>
>> call my congressman and complain?
>>
>>
>>
>> Luckily for me the honey guy is in town selling his wares at the honey
>>
>> market. He'll be here for the duration of the honey moon.
>>
> You are so creepily like Michael Jackson. Do you like to *just cuddle*
> with young boys, or do you like to do more? I'd guess the former.

Sick.

You.