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Default "Swiss Cheese Pervert" Terrorizes Mayfair:

Mayfair is a section in Northeast Philly. This story is all over the local
news.

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/0...rvert-mayfair/

"The allegations from the Mayfair Town Watchs Facebook page, where this
photo was posted publicly on Thursday:
Good Morning Mayfair! Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert! This
individual is driving around surrounding communities and exposes himself to
women. He offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates.
He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model
silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan. If you see
this guy, dont confront him. Get his plate number and call 911
immediately!!! We have passed all the information to the 15th PD.
In case you missed any of that, this man is being accused of not only
showing women his junk but also bringing some Swiss cheese along for the
ride. Naturally, someone on Facebook suggested that a good stripper name for
the Swiss Cheese Pervert would be Alpine Lace."

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On Tue, 14 Jan 2014 09:47:01 -0500, "bhigh" >
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>Mayfair is a section in Northeast Philly. This story is all over the local
>news.
>
>http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/0...rvert-mayfair/
>
>"The allegations from the Mayfair Town Watch’s Facebook page, where this
>photo was posted publicly on Thursday:
>Good Morning Mayfair! Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert! This
>individual is driving around surrounding communities and exposes himself to
>women. He offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates.
>He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model
>silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan. If you see
>this guy, don’t confront him. Get his plate number and call 911
>immediately!!! We have passed all the information to the 15th PD.
>In case you missed any of that, this man is being accused of not only
>showing women his junk but also bringing some Swiss cheese along for the
>ride. Naturally, someone on Facebook suggested that a good stripper name for
>the Swiss Cheese Pervert would be Alpine Lace."


Oh well. Could have been worse, could have been Gorgonzola.
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