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"dsi1" > wrote in message
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> On 4/24/2013 4:16 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>> On Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:31:10 -1000, dsi1
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On 4/24/2013 1:08 PM, Cheri wrote:
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>>>>
>>>> Not at all. Only a not so bright bulb would think Spam is a "festive
>>>> ham." It doesn't have to be, it's great as is.
>>>>
>>>> Cheri
>>>
>>> "Not so bright" would be an apt description of me as a kid. Haven't you
>>> seen that picture on the can before? It's most seductive for a kid that
>>> can't afford a real ham. You've never baked a Spam loaf before and
>>> therefor cannot appreciate how this could scar a kid for life.
>>
>> Nonsense! Spam actually costs more than cured ham... I can readily
>> buy Cooks hams for like $1,79/lb... a 12 ounce can of SPAM costs about
>> $3. Folks bake SPAM all the time, by the millions... hardly a month
>> passes I don't bake a loaf of SPAM, good microwaved too... and it's as
>> tasty as many other cold cuts and certainly better than tube steak. I
>> wish Hormel would make a SPAM olive loaf, they'd clean up... I very
>> often have a SPAM sandwich with sliced green pimento stuffed olives,
>> excellent!
>>
>
> You might have had access to a real ham when you were a kid but I sure
> didn't. Most kids don't get their first ham until they're in their 20s.
> Being a late bloomer, I was a ham virgin until I was 30.
>
> Since I would never bake another Spam loaf, I don't see the world as a
> Spam loaf baking place. It's all a matter of perception.

Ham was one of my mom's favorite company meal. I guess because it was quick
to fix.

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On 4/25/2013 11:59 AM, Julie Bove wrote:
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> Ham was one of my mom's favorite company meal. I guess because it was quick
> to fix.
>
>

To me, it seems like a lot of bother to prepare a ham. It's an awkward
piece of meat!

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"dsi1" > wrote in message
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> On 4/25/2013 11:59 AM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> Ham was one of my mom's favorite company meal. I guess because it was
>> quick
>> to fix.
>>
>>
>
> To me, it seems like a lot of bother to prepare a ham. It's an awkward
> piece of meat!

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"dsi1" > wrote in message
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> On 4/25/2013 11:59 AM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> Ham was one of my mom's favorite company meal. I guess because it was
>> quick
>> to fix.
>>
>>
>
> To me, it seems like a lot of bother to prepare a ham. It's an awkward
> piece of meat!

Nope. I have baked them. Very easy. Only problem is if you get one that
is too large and heavy. I threw my back out on one of those once.

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On Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:50:27 -1000, dsi1
> wrote:

>On 4/25/2013 10:03 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>> On Thu, 25 Apr 2013 07:42:49 -1000, dsi1
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On 4/24/2013 10:46 PM, Ophelia wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "dsi1" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>
>>>>> That attractive picture on the Spam can was the biggest rip-off. You
>>>>> cannot turn Spam into a festive ham! If you serve this dish as the
>>>>> main attraction of a holiday spread, someone will end up dead during
>>>>> the course of the meal. They'll kill themselves. It's that depressing!
>>>>
>>>> lol well I don't like it but Himself does. He has fond memories of his
>>>> mother battering and frying slices when he was a child. I keep some in
>>>> the freezer but it doesn't see the light of day very often:))
>>>>
>>>
>>> Let's face it, Spam is the food of poor folk.
>>
>> SPAM ain't all that inexpensive... costs about $4/lb... and when
>> cooked shrinks quite a bit. SPAM is definitely not po' folk food.
>>
>
>
>Your average Spam eater learned to eat the stuff because that's what
>their parents made due to lack of refrigeration or lack of fresh meat or
>lack of money or they were fighting a war and that's was in their
>rations. It's also a good product for folks that are geographically
>isolated. My parents bought Spam because they were poor folk. Back in
>those days, people ate Spam because they had limited choices. These
>days, I don't get Spam because I got a lot more options.

Are you really so ignorant? One can say the same about many foods...
do you live on PB & J... no one lives on SPAM.

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On Thursday, April 25, 2013 7:11:34 PM UTC-4, Julie Bove wrote:
> "dsi1" > wrote in message
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> ...
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> > On 4/25/2013 11:59 AM, Julie Bove wrote:
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> >>
>
> >> Ham was one of my mom's favorite company meal. I guess because it was
>
> >> quick
>
> >> to fix.
>
> >>
>
> >>
>
> >
>
> > To me, it seems like a lot of bother to prepare a ham. It's an awkward
>
> > piece of meat!

Holy god, you're an idiot. Every ****ing day you do this. What is wrong with you?

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On Thursday, April 25, 2013 7:12:19 PM UTC-4, Julie Bove wrote:
> "dsi1" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > On 4/25/2013 11:59 AM, Julie Bove wrote:
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> >>
>
> >> Ham was one of my mom's favorite company meal. I guess because it was
>
> >> quick
>
> >> to fix.
>
> >>
>
> >>
>
> >
>
> > To me, it seems like a lot of bother to prepare a ham. It's an awkward
>
> > piece of meat!
>
>
>
> Nope. I have baked them. Very easy. Only problem is if you get one that
>
> is too large and heavy. I threw my back out on one of those once.

You threw your back out lifting a ham? OOOOF! What a pig.

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On 4/25/2013 1:50 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> On 4/25/2013 4:46 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>> Image on the can aside, you must have been quite precocious. What would
>> make a teenager decide, "Hey, I think I'll bake a Spam loaf!"? LOL
>>
>> Jill
>
> The picture on the can was irresistible. My friend told me that I once
> made a plate of beef broccoli with chow mein noodles and my brother ate
> the whole thing. That must have been really traumatic cause I don't
> remember that happening at all.

What were you smoking? <G> I suppose it would depend on what type of
beef and how you cooked it with the broccoli. I occasionally buy chow
mein noodles just to snack on. :)

Jill

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On 4/25/2013 1:30 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 4/25/2013 1:50 PM, dsi1 wrote:
>> On 4/25/2013 4:46 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>> Image on the can aside, you must have been quite precocious. What would
>>> make a teenager decide, "Hey, I think I'll bake a Spam loaf!"? LOL
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> The picture on the can was irresistible. My friend told me that I once
>> made a plate of beef broccoli with chow mein noodles and my brother ate
>> the whole thing. That must have been really traumatic cause I don't
>> remember that happening at all.
>
> What were you smoking? <G> I suppose it would depend on what type of
> beef and how you cooked it with the broccoli. I occasionally buy chow
> mein noodles just to snack on. :)
>
> Jill

My Chinese friend has OCD, and has a problem with forgetting about
things i.e., he can't ever forget the smallest little thing. In my case,
I can't remember what I was cooking during high school. Can you? If so,
perhaps you have OCD.

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On 4/25/2013 1:14 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
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> Are you really so ignorant? One can say the same about many foods...
> do you live on PB & J... no one lives on SPAM.
>

What the hell are you bitching about this time? I'm sorry to have to
inform you but your knowledge of Spam is embarrassing. I won't waste 2
seconds of my time trying to educate you. Have fun baking those Spam
loaves!

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On 4/25/2013 7:42 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> On 4/25/2013 1:30 PM, jmcquown wrote:
>> On 4/25/2013 1:50 PM, dsi1 wrote:
>>> On 4/25/2013 4:46 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>>> Image on the can aside, you must have been quite precocious. What
>>>> would
>>>> make a teenager decide, "Hey, I think I'll bake a Spam loaf!"? LOL
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> The picture on the can was irresistible. My friend told me that I once
>>> made a plate of beef broccoli with chow mein noodles and my brother ate
>>> the whole thing. That must have been really traumatic cause I don't
>>> remember that happening at all.
>>
>> What were you smoking? <G> I suppose it would depend on what type of
>> beef and how you cooked it with the broccoli. I occasionally buy chow
>> mein noodles just to snack on. :)
>>
>> Jill
>
> My Chinese friend has OCD, and has a problem with forgetting about
> things i.e., he can't ever forget the smallest little thing. In my case,
> I can't remember what I was cooking during high school. Can you? If so,
> perhaps you have OCD.

Are we going to discuss Monk again? <G>

Jill

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On 4/25/2013 2:23 PM, jmcquown wrote:
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> Are we going to discuss Monk again? <G>
>
> Jill

Speaking of odd behavior, my wife sold her mom's condo this week and was
there removing everything from the unit. She said she went through all
the rooms touching the light fixtures because it was the last remnants
of her parents in that place. She said it was the switches they touched
every day. She kissed her hand and then touched the switches.

I can still see in my mind the first time I opened the door to her house
and was greeted by her step-mother and she told me in her broken English
to "go away." Of course, I didn't pay her no mind. Lots of memories of
that place for me too.