On Oct 10, 9:25*am, George Plimpton > wrote:
> On 10/10/2012 5:00 AM, Bryan wrote:
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> > On Sep 21, 1:00 am, George Plimpton > wrote:
> >> On 9/20/2012 3:04 PM, Just.Some.guy wrote:
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> >>> Check this out Its great
> >>>http://youtu.be/1LIyVBWaE_A
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> >> It's shit. *It's unpalatable shit.
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> >> Why are "vegans" continually trying to make stuff look like and taste
> >> like meat? **Extremely* suspicious.
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> >> No one likes "vegan" food - no one.
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> > I know I've posted this several times, but there are new folks he
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> > Originally posted *Jun 28 2001:
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> > You've heard of omnivorous
> > You've heard of vegetarianism
> > You've heard of vegan
> > You've heard of fruitarian
> > But now, straight from the twisted brain of yours truly, here comes
> > Amputarianism. *Amputarianism fits in between omnivorousness and
> > vegetarianism.
> > You can eat meat, but only if the animal is not killed to produce the
> > meat. *You are allowed to eat animals that have died of natural
> > causes, but also parts of animals that have been removed from the
> > animal in such a way that it does not cause the death of the animal.
> > [...]
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> * * * *A farmer walks into a bar with a three-legged pig. *The bartender
> * * * *asks, "How come that pig's missing a leg?"
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> * * * *"Well," says the farmer, "there was a big fire. *My house burned
> * * * *right down to the ground. *My family and I all would have burned
> * * * *up with it if this pig hadn't come into the flaming, smoke-filled
> * * * *house and dragged each of us out, one by one."
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> * * * *"Wow," says the bartender, respectfully.
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> * * * *"Yep," says the farmer, "and you just don't eat a pig like that
> * * * *all at once."

When I tell that joke, I really stretch it out with a lot of details.
The punch line is something like, "You city fellers don't know much
about animals, do ya? If ya had a pig that was that good, you
wouldn't et 'im all at once now, wouldja?"

--Bryan

On 10/10/2012 10:57 AM, Bryan wrote:
> On Oct 10, 9:25 am, George Plimpton > wrote:
>> On 10/10/2012 5:00 AM, Bryan wrote:
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>>> On Sep 21, 1:00 am, George Plimpton > wrote:
>>>> On 9/20/2012 3:04 PM, Just.Some.guy wrote:
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>>>>> Check this out Its great
>>>>> http://youtu.be/1LIyVBWaE_A
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>>>> It's shit. It's unpalatable shit.
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>>>> Why are "vegans" continually trying to make stuff look like and taste
>>>> like meat? *Extremely* suspicious.
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>>>> No one likes "vegan" food - no one.
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>>> I know I've posted this several times, but there are new folks he
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>>> Originally posted Jun 28 2001:
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>>> You've heard of omnivorous
>>> You've heard of vegetarianism
>>> You've heard of vegan
>>> You've heard of fruitarian
>>> But now, straight from the twisted brain of yours truly, here comes
>>> Amputarianism. Amputarianism fits in between omnivorousness and
>>> vegetarianism.
>>> You can eat meat, but only if the animal is not killed to produce the
>>> meat. You are allowed to eat animals that have died of natural
>>> causes, but also parts of animals that have been removed from the
>>> animal in such a way that it does not cause the death of the animal.
>>> [...]
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>> A farmer walks into a bar with a three-legged pig. The bartender
>> asks, "How come that pig's missing a leg?"
>>
>> "Well," says the farmer, "there was a big fire. My house burned
>> right down to the ground. My family and I all would have burned
>> up with it if this pig hadn't come into the flaming, smoke-filled
>> house and dragged each of us out, one by one."
>>
>> "Wow," says the bartender, respectfully.
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>> "Yep," says the farmer, "and you just don't eat a pig like that
>> all at once."
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> When I tell that joke, I really stretch it out with a lot of details.
> The punch line is something like, "You city fellers don't know much
> about animals, do ya? If ya had a pig that was that good, you
> wouldn't et 'im all at once now, wouldja?"

Yes, I've heard (and told) a longer, more drawn-out version of it, but I
wasn't going to key it up from memory, and that was the first version I
found on-line.

I think it’s very interesting,thanks for sharing.
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