My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On 5/29/2012 3:48 AM, George M. Middius wrote:
> dsi1 wrote:
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>> As an Asian guy, I could use a stretching machine but I sure wouldn't
>> use it on my mouth. It's inexplicable to me that the Chinese, with
>> thousands of years of herbal knowledge, have still not developed a "90
>> days to a larger penis pill." These are wondrous times yet I fear I
>> shall never live to see that ever come to pass.
>
> You must harvest the blue flowers on the north side of the mountain
> and carry it to the temple. Then and only then shall you learn how to
> make the magic Penis Enlarger Elixir.
>

Magic blue flowers - why didn't I think of that!

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On May 25, 4:42*pm, gregz > wrote:
> somebody > wrote:
> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
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> > Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> > this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
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> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?
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> There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.
>
> Greg

This is true, and they are white, right?

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On May 25, 5:53*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:30:26 -0600, Pennyaline
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> >On 5/25/2012 2:59 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> >> somebody wrote:
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> >>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
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> >> Wrong
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> >>> Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> >>> this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >>>from stagnant water inside the hose.
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> >>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >>> up?
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> >> Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
> >> right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you? *Most
> >> typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable water...
> >> hoses meant for drinking water are made of different materials and are
> >> identifiable by being white.
> >>http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml
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> >We're talking plain old garden hoses connected to common household
> >water, Sheldon. This isn't a specialized application where potable, gray
> >and black water have to be kept separate and plainly marked, or where
> >secondary water is being run through outdoor hose bibs.
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> Are you normally thick, dense, and obtuse? *I answered the question
> correctly. *Most garden hose manufacturers produce hoses specifically
> for potable water (typically for RV, marine, and travel trailer use),
> the standard color for identification is white. *There is no law
> regulating which hoses people drink from but it's wise to use those
> specfically manufactured for potable water. *Considering there are so
> many self proclaimed know it alls at rfc I'm udderly amazed that no
> one else knows about potable water hoses.http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/cata...ki/Garden_hose

I do, and you are 100% correct. Imagine using the wrong hose for clean
water! :(

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On Tue, 29 May 2012 14:20:04 -0700 (PDT), merryb >
wrote:

>On May 25, 4:42*pm, gregz > wrote:
>> somebody > wrote:
>> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>> > Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
>> > this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>> > up?
>>
>> There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.
>>
>> Greg
>
>This is true, and they are white, right?

Not all of them-
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Camco-Tast...-Hose/16783109

Most RVers I know *use* white as it is traditional--- but there are
blue, green and red potable water hoses available.

Jim

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On May 29, 2:27*pm, Jim Elbrecht > wrote:
> On Tue, 29 May 2012 14:20:04 -0700 (PDT), merryb >
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> >On May 25, 4:42 pm, gregz > wrote:
> >> somebody > wrote:
> >> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
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> >> > Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
> >> > this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
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> >> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >> > up?
>
> >> There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.
>
> >> Greg
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> >This is true, and they are white, right?
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> Not all of them-http://www.walmart.com/ip/Camco-TastePURE-35-Drinking-Water-Hose/1678...
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> Most RVers I know *use* white as it is traditional--- but there are
> blue, green and red potable water hoses available.
>
> Jim

Hmmm, ok- guess I've only seen white. Thanks!

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On May 29, 4:33*am, dsi1 > wrote:

> As an Asian guy, I could use a stretching machine but I sure wouldn't
> use it on my mouth. It's inexplicable to me that the Chinese, with
> thousands of years of herbal knowledge, have still not developed a "90
> days to a larger penis pill." These are wondrous times yet I fear I
> shall never live to see that ever come to pass.


If the asian dick is really smaller, then it stands to reason the
asian pussy is the same. So the too small problem only occurs when an
asian with a too small dick is trying to get it on with a non asian
female with a too large vagina. There is probably a purpose for the
asian dick as all things serve a purpose of some sort. I'm sure a
prostitute called upon to suck a dick would be pleased to see her
client is asian. So no matter what you think of your own small dick,
please remember that somewhere out there is someone who somehow
benefits from it. This is a lesson to be learned and I have many to
teach.

All dick, no balls,
TJ

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On May 29, 4:38 am, dsi1 > wrote:

> That's a great story! My guess is that you would have made a fine food
> chemist.



I think it was the lack of responsibility. It was my project
alone. I was not under the gun to produce. It was a luxury just to
know I had the time to dabble in so worthless a pursuit.

I was one who visited the novelty shops looking for practical
jokes and so forth. I was in my teens, maybe 17. I saw this item for
sale that said, "Fart Container", or something like that. I can't
recall the actual title. It was a novelty item, not designed for
use. It was a nozzle like what you'd see on an enema tube. The
nozzle was attached to a hard blue bulb. The idea was you stick the
nozzle up your ass and fart into the bulb. But it could not be done
because the bulb was hard, not like a balloon.

That did not deter me though. I farted into the nozzle and
then quickly held my finger over the nozzle hole and walked all the
way to the poolroom, about a mile, with my finger pressed to the hole
to keep the fermenting fart trapped in the bulb. Later I found a
friend I knew could take a joke without getting violent. I approached
him and said, "Hey, smell this stuff", holding the bulb up as his face
zoomed in, only to release my finger and press on the bulb
simultaneously, releasing the trapped fermentation straight into my
victim's face. We both laughed about it later. Hey, it's just a
smell man, get over it.

Be like the fart itself, do your thing and move on
TJ

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On May 29, 4:45*am, dsi1 > wrote:

> It doesn't sound like anything that a cheap made-in-Taiwan bicycle pump
> couldn't fix. Sorry to hear about your intestines being on the
> lackadaisical side. That sounds shitty. No pun intended.


A regular routine other than lying in bed for hours at a time
might help. I'm an extremist - 4 mile walks and lying in bed with my
best buddy the tv, that's about it when it comes to my day.

TJ

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On 5/29/2012 6:54 PM, Tommy Joe wrote:
> On May 29, 4:33 am, > wrote:
>
>> As an Asian guy, I could use a stretching machine but I sure wouldn't
>> use it on my mouth. It's inexplicable to me that the Chinese, with
>> thousands of years of herbal knowledge, have still not developed a "90
>> days to a larger penis pill." These are wondrous times yet I fear I
>> shall never live to see that ever come to pass.
>
>
> If the asian dick is really smaller, then it stands to reason the
> asian pussy is the same. So the too small problem only occurs when an
> asian with a too small dick is trying to get it on with a non asian
> female with a too large vagina. There is probably a purpose for the
> asian dick as all things serve a purpose of some sort. I'm sure a
> prostitute called upon to suck a dick would be pleased to see her
> client is asian. So no matter what you think of your own small dick,
> please remember that somewhere out there is someone who somehow
> benefits from it. This is a lesson to be learned and I have many to
> teach.
>
> All dick, no balls,
> TJ

Thanks for the pep talk.

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On May 25, 4:25*pm, Pennyaline >
wrote:
> On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:
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> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> > Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> > this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?
>
> You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
> you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
> on, is all.

You ****ing lying piece of capitalist shit. How come the Bush Cartel
can kidnap and torture me and be elected to office? Because maggots
like you deserve to be beaten to death. Dupont and Shell passed laws
allowing fossil fuels to be added to the hose. Nuke Congress.

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On May 25, 5:17*pm, "Steve Freides" > wrote:
> somebody wrote:
> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> > Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> > this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?
>
> What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
>
> -S-

Justice. Arrest the Bush Cartel

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On May 25, 5:05*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:38:21 -0500, John Kuthe >
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> >On Fri, 25 May 2012 12:50:05 -0700 (PDT), somebody
> > wrote:
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> >>(garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
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> >>Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> >>this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> >>Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >>up?
>
> >Everyone knows that to drink water from a garden hose, you've got to
> >let the water run for a while first! Otherwise it tastes like the
> >HOSE!! Ick!
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> Wrong on both counts *Hoses for potable water are made of a
> bacteriostat material and of non corrosive metal... potable water hose
> is identifiable by being white.

That's racist.

My new 10$ garden hose from Family Dollar came with a warning
 

On May 30, 2:21*am, dsi1 > wrote:



> Thanks for the pep talk.



I'm there for you.

Whenever you need me, I'll be there
Just call my name
And if I hear you
I'll be there
TJ