How to boil an egg?

I am trying again to boil an egg. I once tried to be waiter at IHOP
but George Bush and the CIA kidnapped me in the Florida Keys and
stuck a microchip in my back. THey said I was crazy. I lost my job
working for Nathan Finkelstein and moved to San Francisco. There I got
a job in a kitchen and I showed the chef how good I was at scrubbing
cast iron skillets with an SOS pad. He told me I couldn't boil an egg.
So here I am again. The shell keeps sticking and am trying to figure
out if I put in one half teaspoon baking soda to two teaspoons of
salt. This is an attempt at propaganding the politics of separating
the skin from the shell. I am using one week old eggs and have three
racks of ice to zap the boiled eggs into quick freeze. Any one know
the mathmatical equations to my microchip?

On Mar 1, 10:25*am, Catfood Chef > wrote:
> How to boil an egg?
>
> I am trying again to boil an egg. I once tried to be waiter at IHOP
> but George Bush and the CIA kidnapped me in the Florida Keys *and
> stuck a microchip in my back. THey said I was crazy. I lost my job
> working for Nathan Finkelstein and moved to San Francisco. There I got
> a job in a kitchen and I showed the chef how good I was at scrubbing
> cast iron skillets with an SOS pad. He told me I couldn't boil an egg.
> So here I am again. The shell keeps sticking and am trying to figure
> out if I put in one half teaspoon baking soda to two teaspoons of
> salt. This is an attempt at propaganding the politics of separating
> the skin from the shell. I am using one week old eggs and have three
> racks of ice to zap the boiled eggs into quick freeze. Any one know
> the mathmatical equations to my microchip?

Forget it. I forgot to freeze the ice. Always something. Is there any
methods without the ice>

On Mar 1, 10:25*am, Catfood Chef > wrote:
> How to boil an egg?
>
> I am trying again to boil an egg. I once tried to be waiter at IHOP
> but George Bush and the CIA kidnapped me in the Florida Keys *and
> stuck a microchip in my back. THey said I was crazy. I lost my job
> working for Nathan Finkelstein and moved to San Francisco. There I got
> a job in a kitchen and I showed the chef how good I was at scrubbing
> cast iron skillets with an SOS pad. He told me I couldn't boil an egg.
> So here I am again. The shell keeps sticking and am trying to figure
> out if I put in one half teaspoon baking soda to two teaspoons of
> salt. This is an attempt at propaganding the politics of separating
> the skin from the shell. I am using one week old eggs and have three
> racks of ice to zap the boiled eggs into quick freeze. Any one know
> the mathmatical equations to my microchip?

i tap on the large end. i don't roll it or anything. you still have
to be vigilant, but this method seems to work best.

On Mar 1, 10:47*am, A Moose in Love >
wrote:
> On Mar 1, 10:25*am, Catfood Chef > wrote:
>
> > How to boil an egg?
>
> > I am trying again to boil an egg. I once tried to be waiter at IHOP
> > but George Bush and the CIA kidnapped me in the Florida Keys *and
> > stuck a microchip in my back. THey said I was crazy. I lost my job
> > working for Nathan Finkelstein and moved to San Francisco. There I got
> > a job in a kitchen and I showed the chef how good I was at scrubbing
> > cast iron skillets with an SOS pad. He told me I couldn't boil an egg.
> > So here I am again. The shell keeps sticking and am trying to figure
> > out if I put in one half teaspoon baking soda to two teaspoons of
> > salt. This is an attempt at propaganding the politics of separating
> > the skin from the shell. I am using one week old eggs and have three
> > racks of ice to zap the boiled eggs into quick freeze. Any one know
> > the mathmatical equations to my microchip?
>
> i tap on the large end. *i don't roll it or anything. *you still have
> to be vigilant, but this method seems to work best.

The large end always has an air bubble in my eggs. They may be
different in yours. But good news. I had frozen mixed vegetables that
I substituted for ice cubes. The eggs peeled great. Not perfect but
OK! Something about shocking the extreme heat to extreme cold in
separating the eggshell from the egg while retaining the skin to stick
to the shell. Now I have to use up the veggies. Did I hear Chicken pot
pie?

"A Moose in Love" > wrote in message
...
> On Mar 1, 10:25 am, Catfood Chef > wrote:
>> How to boil an egg?
>>
>> I am trying again to boil an egg. I once tried to be waiter at IHOP
>> but George Bush and the CIA kidnapped me in the Florida Keys and
>> stuck a microchip in my back.
>
> i tap on the large end. i don't roll it or anything. you still have
> to be vigilant, but this method seems to work best.

Please don't feed the TROLLS.

Jill

"Catfood Chef" > wrote in message
...
> How to boil an egg?
>
> I am trying again to boil an egg. I once tried to be waiter at IHOP
> but George Bush and the CIA kidnapped me in the Florida Keys and
> stuck a microchip in my back.

Ahhahahaha! Is it my turn again to say maybe it's Spring Break? Easter
Vacation?

I do have a recipe for alleged catfood. 'Gotta Love Sole'. I posted it as
a joke at least 10 years ago. It actually was a perfectly acceptable (for
humans) recipe to be served over noodles.

Jill

On Mar 1, 9:58*am, "jmcquown" > wrote:
> "Catfood Chef" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > How to boil an egg?
>
> > I am trying again to boil an egg. I once tried to be waiter at IHOP
> > but George Bush and the CIA kidnapped me in the Florida Keys *and
> > stuck a microchip in my back.
>
> Ahhahahaha! *Is it my turn again to say maybe it's Spring Break? *Easter
> Vacation?
>
> I do have a recipe for alleged catfood. *'Gotta Love Sole'. *I posted it as
> a joke at least 10 years ago. *It actually was a perfectly acceptable (for
> humans) recipe to be served over noodles.
>

Is rfc a cannibalism-friendly forum? Now jill proposes a recipe for
humans to be served over noodles.

On Thu, 1 Mar 2012 12:49:13 -0500, "jmcquown" >
wrote:

>
> "A Moose in Love" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Mar 1, 10:25 am, Catfood Chef > wrote:
> >> How to boil an egg?
> >>
> >> I am trying again to boil an egg. I once tried to be waiter at IHOP
> >> but George Bush and the CIA kidnapped me in the Florida Keys and
> >> stuck a microchip in my back.
> >
> > i tap on the large end. i don't roll it or anything. you still have
> > to be vigilant, but this method seems to work best.
>
> Please don't feed the TROLLS.
>
It's Squirts.


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