Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.

What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into my
healthy lifestyle?


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

"Christopher M." > wrote in message
...
>I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
>stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>
> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into
> my healthy lifestyle?
>

the smell? Just smell it. Go for a brisk walk and smell it cooking at a
restaurant. Strap on some bacon and smell it as you are pursued by a pack
of wild dogs.

I am not sure I understand the question.

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

"Pico Rico" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Christopher M." > wrote in message
> ...
>>I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
>>stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>>
>> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into
>> my healthy lifestyle?
>>
>
> the smell? Just smell it. Go for a brisk walk and smell it cooking at a
> restaurant. Strap on some bacon and smell it as you are pursued by a pack
> of wild dogs.
>
> I am not sure I understand the question.

Google needs to start making some smell maps.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

On 12/24/2011 11:58 AM, Christopher M. wrote:
> "Pico > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Christopher > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
>>> stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>>>
>>> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into
>>> my healthy lifestyle?
>>>
>>
>> the smell? Just smell it. Go for a brisk walk and smell it cooking at a
>> restaurant. Strap on some bacon and smell it as you are pursued by a pack
>> of wild dogs.
>>
>> I am not sure I understand the question.
>
> Google needs to start making some smell maps.



Horse feathers! Do it yourself! Hang it on and take it wherever you go.

http://tinyurl.com/7gqgdn3

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

On Dec 24, 10:51*am, "Christopher M." >
wrote:
> I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
> stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>
> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into my
> healthy lifestyle?
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Make a bunch of it and just stuff your pockets with it.

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

"Christopher M." wrote:
>
> Google needs to start making some smell maps.

Didn't Bucky Katt already do this?

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

In article >,
"Christopher M." > wrote:

> I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
> stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>
> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into my
> healthy lifestyle?
>
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Check out Archie McPhee (mcphee.com). This is a great novelty store in
Seattle that has numerous bacon-themed items, such as bacon-flavored
dental floss.

Cindy

--
C.J. Fuller

Delete the obvious to email me

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

On 12/24/2011 3:11 PM, Pennyaline wrote:
> On 12/24/2011 11:58 AM, Christopher M. wrote:
>> "Pico > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> "Christopher > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and
>>>> remember
>>>> stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>>>>
>>>> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon
>>>> into
>>>> my healthy lifestyle?
>>>>
>>>
>>> the smell? Just smell it. Go for a brisk walk and smell it cooking at a
>>> restaurant. Strap on some bacon and smell it as you are pursued by a
>>> pack
>>> of wild dogs.
>>>
>>> I am not sure I understand the question.
>>
>> Google needs to start making some smell maps.
>
>
>
> Horse feathers! Do it yourself! Hang it on and take it wherever you go.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/7gqgdn3

LMAO!

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

In article >,
"Christopher M." > wrote:

> I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
> stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>
> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into my
> healthy lifestyle?
>
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

well there is bacon flavored vodka and bacon flavored personal lubricant.

it's fun alternating between the two

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

On Dec 24, 12:51*pm, "Christopher M." >
wrote:
> I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
> stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>
> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into my
> healthy lifestyle?

Bacon is healthy to begin with. Pork fat is EXTREMELY low in myristic
acid, and the palmitic acid is balanced out by a good portion of
linoleic acid.

-------
According to the World Health Organization, evidence is "convincing"
that consumption of palmitic acid increases risk of developing
cardiovascular diseases, placing it in the same evidence category as
trans fatty acids. The report does not cite any studies that actually
found a link between palmitic acid intake and patient outcomes.[9]
Another study showed that palmitic acid has no hypercholesterolaemic
effect if intake of linoleic acid, an essential fatty acid, is greater
than 4.5% of energy. On the other hand, it was shown that, if the diet
contains trans fatty acids, the health effects are negative, causing
an LDL cholesterol increase and HDL cholesterol decrease.
source-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmitic_acid
--------
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

--Bryan

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

"Cindy Fuller" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Christopher M." > wrote:
>
>> I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
>> stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>>
>> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into
>> my
>> healthy lifestyle?
>>
>>
>> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>
> Check out Archie McPhee (mcphee.com). This is a great novelty store in
> Seattle that has numerous bacon-themed items, such as bacon-flavored
> dental floss.
>
> Cindy

I think I saw that on television. Thanks.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

"l, not -l" > wrote in message
...
>
> On 24-Dec-2011, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
>
>> On Dec 24, 10:51 am, "Christopher M." >
>> wrote:
>> > I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and
>> > remember
>> > stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>> >
>> > What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon
>> > into my
>> > healthy lifestyle?
>> >
>> > W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>>
>> Make a bunch of it and just stuff your pockets with it.
>
> Or make one of those woven leather belts from bacon.

I guess that would give me a chance to test my self-defense skills against
dogs. Thanks.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

"l, not -l" > wrote in message
...
>
> On 24-Dec-2011, "Christopher M." > wrote:
>
>> I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
>> stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>>
>> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into
>> my
>> healthy lifestyle?
>
> Save the rendered fat from cooked bacon and use it in cooking other
> things;
> a little bit of bacon fat goes a long way in adding flavor and aroma.

I saw some Brits dipping vegetables in lard once. I tried it myself. Pretty
bland. Maybe I need salt?


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

On 12/24/11 1:51 PM, Christopher M. wrote:
> I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
> stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>
> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into my
> healthy lifestyle?
>
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Is this a serious question??
Obviously the answer is cook some bacon and then toss it out uneaten. Geesh.

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

In article >, says...
>
> "Christopher M." > wrote in message
> ...
> >I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
> >stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
> >
> > What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into
> > my healthy lifestyle?
> >
>
> the smell? Just smell it. Go for a brisk walk and smell it cooking at a
> restaurant. Strap on some bacon and smell it as you are pursued by a pack
> of wild dogs.
>
> I am not sure I understand the question.

Geez, just cook the bacon and feed it to the cat.

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

On Dec 24, 2:16*pm, Cindy Fuller >
wrote:
> In article >,
> *"Christopher M." > wrote:
>
> > I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
> > stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>
> > What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into my
> > healthy lifestyle?
>
> > W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>
> Check out Archie McPhee (mcphee.com). *This is a great novelty store in
> Seattle that has numerous bacon-themed items, such as bacon-flavored
> dental floss.
>
> Cindy
>
> --
> C.J. Fuller
>
> Delete the obvious to email me

Good call- that is a fun store! Actually, our local Ace hardware
carries some of that stuff also.

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

On Dec 24, 3:16*pm, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds" <atlas-
> wrote:
> In article >,
> *"Christopher M." > wrote:
>
> > I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and remember
> > stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>
> > What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon into my
> > healthy lifestyle?
>
> > W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>
> well there is bacon flavored vodka and bacon flavored personal lubricant.
>
> it's fun alternating between the two

LOL!!

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

How about a bacon fat candle?

http://www.candlesbyvictoria.com/cbv...rancelist.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnAqlKMyLao

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

"Christopher M." > wrote in message
...
>
> "l, not -l" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> On 24-Dec-2011, "Christopher M." > wrote:
>>
>>> I love the smell of bacon. It helps me to focus my thoughts, and
>>> remember
>>> stuff. But I don't want to cook/eat it every day.
>>>
>>> What are some things that I could do to integrate the smell of bacon
>>> into
>>> my
>>> healthy lifestyle?
>>
>> Save the rendered fat from cooked bacon and use it in cooking other
>> things;
>> a little bit of bacon fat goes a long way in adding flavor and aroma.
>
> I saw some Brits dipping vegetables in lard once. I tried it myself.
> Pretty bland. Maybe I need salt?
>
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>
Lard isn't the same thing as bacon fat. The fat from bacon drippings has
tons of flavour. Lard doesn't have a really strong taste.

Jill

Integrating bacon into a healthy lifestyle?
 

"Michael OConnor" > wrote in message
...
> How about a bacon fat candle?
>
> http://www.candlesbyvictoria.com/cbv...rancelist.html
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnAqlKMyLao

Now you're speaking my language.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)