Thanksgiving Greetings
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TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES.....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.



MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL

On Nov 23, 10:12*am, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> Thanksgiving Greetings
> .
>
> TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
> BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
> I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
> I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
>
> THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
> THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
> BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
> WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
>
> TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
> THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
> SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
> AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
> GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
> PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
>
> I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
> 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
> I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
> WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
> BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES.....
> HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
>
> MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
> MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
> MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
> MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
> MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
> MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!
> HAPPY * THANKSGIVING * TO *ALL

Cute- Happy TD to you also!