Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
person as Squirts and his other 500 names.

You're busted Squirts. Your IP gave you away.

You'll of course deny it. You'll make up all types of shit to deny it.

But both of those names are you.

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:26:06 -0400, James Post >
wrote:

> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.

Both of you have decoder rings? How cute.

--

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

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On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 14:53:10 -0700, sf > wrote:

>On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:26:06 -0400, James Post >
>wrote:
>
>> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
>> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
>> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>
>Both of you have decoder rings? How cute.

Yes, well his is out of date and no longer accurate. It gives him
false readings. I'm James Post. No one else. The idiot thinks that
just because some other person stops coming here as I come out of
lurking, that I must be anyone who doesn't post any longer.

Squirts is a ****ing idiot. I was pretty sure all of you knew that.

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:26:06 -0400, James Post wrote:

> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>
> You're busted Squirts. Your IP gave you away.
>
> You'll of course deny it. You'll make up all types of shit to deny it.
>
> But both of those names are you.

you're an idiot.

blake

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Fri, 1 Jul 2011 12:05:37 -0400, blake murphy
> wrote:

>On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:26:06 -0400, James Post wrote:
>
>> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
>> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
>> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>>
>> You're busted Squirts. Your IP gave you away.
>>
>> You'll of course deny it. You'll make up all types of shit to deny it.
>>
>> But both of those names are you.
>
>you're an idiot.
>
>blake

You're an asshole and a fool.

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Jun 30, 5:26*pm, James Post > wrote:


> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>
> You're busted Squirts. Your IP gave you away.
>
> You'll of course deny it. You'll make up all types of shit to deny it.
>
> But both of those names are you.



I am you and you are me and we are we and I am the Walrus.

Charles Manson,
LosAngeles, Cal
Copyrighted - 1969

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Jun 30, 5:26*pm, James Post > wrote:
> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>
> You're busted Squirts. Your IP gave you away.
>
> You'll of course deny it. You'll make up all types of shit to deny it.
>
> But both of those names are you.


I don't care about the Squirtz guy or you or anyone else at this
moment, so blissful do I feel as I gaze at the thread slate and see my
name. God, I love that.

TJ

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On 6/30/2011 5:58 PM, James Post wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 14:53:10 -0700, > wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:26:06 -0400, James >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
>>> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
>>> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>>
>> Both of you have decoder rings? How cute.
>
> Yes, well his is out of date and no longer accurate. It gives him
> false readings. I'm James Post. No one else. The idiot thinks that
> just because some other person stops coming here as I come out of
> lurking, that I must be anyone who doesn't post any longer.
>
> Squirts is a ****ing idiot. I was pretty sure all of you knew that.

You really think in your mind that you're James Post. Oh, ok.

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Jul 1, 9:24*pm, Tommy Joe > wrote:
On Jun 30, 5:26*pm, James Post > wrote:

> * *I don't care about the Squirtz guy or you or anyone else at this
> moment, so blissful do I feel as I gaze at the thread slate and see my
> name. *God, I love that.



Seriously James, with the recent problems on this newsgroups,
posts not showing up for days on end, I saw my two favorite threads
disappear into obscurity. I felt lost. Should I post into one of
those old threads even though there are no posts to respond to? That
would seem desperate and greedy. So I felt, that's it, I'll just have
to wait for a thread to come along that has some meaning for me, or go
to another newsgroup. Then your post appeared, the one with my name
in it, and my hands shot into the air and I cried out Thank You, oh
god in heaven thank you for Mr. Post and his brand new thread. Thank
you, James. Even if this thread goes no further, just seeing my name
on the board was a pleasure you can never take away from me.

Thank you,
Tommy Joe (the one and only)

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On 7/1/2011 9:22 PM, Tommy Joe wrote:
> On Jun 30, 5:26 pm, James > wrote:
>
>
>> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
>> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
>> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>>
>> You're busted Squirts. Your IP gave you away.
>>
>> You'll of course deny it. You'll make up all types of shit to deny it.
>>
>> But both of those names are you.
>
>
>
> I am you and you are me and we are we and I am the Walrus.
>
> Charles Manson,
> LosAngeles, Cal
> Copyrighted - 1969

Is that where those lyrics came from? Charles Manson?

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

Cheryl wrote:

>> I am you and you are me and we are we and I am the Walrus.
>>
>> Charles Manson,
>> LosAngeles, Cal
>> Copyrighted - 1969
>
> Is that where those lyrics came from? Charles Manson?

Um... Those aren't the real lyrics to "I Am The Walrus."

Bob

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On 7/1/2011 11:09 PM, Bob Terwilliger wrote:
> Cheryl wrote:
>
>>> I am you and you are me and we are we and I am the Walrus.
>>>
>>> Charles Manson,
>>> LosAngeles, Cal
>>> Copyrighted - 1969
>>
>> Is that where those lyrics came from? Charles Manson?
>
> Um... Those aren't the real lyrics to "I Am The Walrus."

Ok. Pretty close though. I liked Bono as Dr Robert singing that in
Across the Universe.

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On 7/1/2011 11:58 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Jul 2011 23:45:31 -0400, Cheryl wrote:
>
>> I am the eggman
>> They are the eggmen
>> I am the walrus
>> Goo goo g' joob
>> G-goo goo g' joob
>> Goo goo g' goo
>> G-goo goo g' joob goo
>
> [really faint]....Smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot.

Pot? the ganjga ? You don't smoke the ganja. Acid is where it's at.
(fade to Tina singing acid queen)

(can you tell I am a big fan of rock musicals? I have everyone that I
love from Hair to Jesus Christ Superstar (both original and remake),
Tommy, Across the Universe, Sgt Pepper, Joseph and his amazing
multicolor coat (simple pleasure because I like Donny Osmond), and more
I can't think of. Looking to add to my collection.

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Jul 1, 10:05*pm, Cheryl > wrote:

> Is that where those lyrics came from? *Charles Manson?


Not that I believe, no. But Manson did like to spout off a lot
about himself being the product of those around him. I used to say,
"I am you". I just tossed his name in there because I thought it was
funny. I'd rather watch Manson get interviewed once a day than listen
to any Beattles song once a day, if I had to make a choice. I have no
idea what the lyrics to "I am the Walrus" are exactly, or what they
purport to mean. I think they mean nothing. In fact, I have
suspected for years that most of the Beattles music was written by
actual writers, but the Beattles were allowed to add their own bubble-
gum jibberish lyrics to it. I believe they wrote their earlier stuff
- I wanna hold your hand, and the other teeny bopper stuff. But
later, the stuff with the cellos and all that - I think that stuff was
written by George Martin and others. Now you probably think I'm more
nuts than Charlie Manson. Maybe so, but I'm not sitting in prison for
the rest of my life. Anyway, no, I don't think those were Charlie's
lyrics. But the concept of you being me and me being you and everyone
being the same - I suppose that concept has been around since the dawn
of time.

Can Ya Dig Where I'm Comin' From?
Mahatma Gandhi
Copyright - 1936

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On Fri, 01 Jul 2011 21:25:44 -0400, Cheryl >
wrote:

>On 6/30/2011 5:58 PM, James Post wrote:
>> On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 14:53:10 -0700, > wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:26:06 -0400, James >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
>>>> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
>>>> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>>>
>>> Both of you have decoder rings? How cute.
>>
>> Yes, well his is out of date and no longer accurate. It gives him
>> false readings. I'm James Post. No one else. The idiot thinks that
>> just because some other person stops coming here as I come out of
>> lurking, that I must be anyone who doesn't post any longer.
>>
>> Squirts is a ****ing idiot. I was pretty sure all of you knew that.
>
>You really think in your mind that you're James Post. Oh, ok.

No, little girl, it's a Usenet handle. Now go do your homework!

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Fri, 1 Jul 2011 18:35:46 -0700 (PDT), Tommy Joe
> wrote:

>On Jul 1, 9:24*pm, Tommy Joe > wrote:
>On Jun 30, 5:26*pm, James Post > wrote:
>
>> * *I don't care about the Squirtz guy or you or anyone else at this
>> moment, so blissful do I feel as I gaze at the thread slate and see my
>> name. *God, I love that.
>
>
>
> Seriously James, with the recent problems on this newsgroups,
>posts not showing up for days on end, I saw my two favorite threads
>disappear into obscurity. I felt lost. Should I post into one of
>those old threads even though there are no posts to respond to? That
>would seem desperate and greedy. So I felt, that's it, I'll just have
>to wait for a thread to come along that has some meaning for me, or go
>to another newsgroup. Then your post appeared, the one with my name
>in it, and my hands shot into the air and I cried out Thank You, oh
>god in heaven thank you for Mr. Post and his brand new thread. Thank
>you, James. Even if this thread goes no further, just seeing my name
>on the board was a pleasure you can never take away from me.
>
>Thank you,
>Tommy Joe (the one and only)

Squirts says I'm you. You say you're only you. I say squirts is you.
Its all about you, squirts.

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Jun 30, 4:26*pm, James Post > wrote:
> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>
> You're busted Squirts. Your IP gave you away.
>
> You'll of course deny it. You'll make up all types of shit to deny it.
>
> But both of those names are you.

What a ****ing retard.

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Fri, 01 Jul 2011 12:37:55 -0400, James Post wrote:

> On Fri, 1 Jul 2011 12:05:37 -0400, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:26:06 -0400, James Post wrote:
>>
>>> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
>>> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
>>> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>>>
>>> You're busted Squirts. Your IP gave you away.
>>>
>>> You'll of course deny it. You'll make up all types of shit to deny it.
>>>
>>> But both of those names are you.
>>
>>you're an idiot.
>>
>>blake
>
> You're an asshole and a fool.

really? in maybe fifteen years i haven't posted as much idiotic crap as
you have in the last week.

blake

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On Jul 1, 8:22*pm, Tommy Joe > wrote:
> On Jun 30, 5:26*pm, James Post > wrote:
>
> > Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
> > the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
> > person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>
> > You're busted Squirts. Your IP gave you away.
>
> > You'll of course deny it. You'll make up all types of shit to deny it.
>
> > But both of those names are you.
>
> * * I am you and you are me and we are we and I am the Walrus.
>
> Charles Manson,
> LosAngeles, Cal
> Copyrighted - 1969

Coo coo cachoo, indeed.

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On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 10:15:41 -0700 (PDT), projectile vomit chick
> wrote:

>On Jun 30, 4:26*pm, James Post > wrote:
>> Just got out my secret decoder ring and proved beyond all doubt that
>> the idiots posing as "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both the same
>> person as Squirts and his other 500 names.
>>
>> You're busted Squirts. Your IP gave you away.
>>
>> You'll of course deny it. You'll make up all types of shit to deny it.
>>
>> But both of those names are you.
>
>What a ****ing retard.

Some ignorant little **** named "Projectile Vomit Chick" calling me a
retard. That's pretty funny.

Note: "Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 12:03:39 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:39:54 -0400, James Post wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 1 Jul 2011 18:35:46 -0700 (PDT), Tommy Joe
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>Thank you,
>>>Tommy Joe (the one and only)
>>
>> Squirts says I'm you. You say you're only you. I say squirts is you.
>> Its all about you, squirts.
>
>Nobody ever said you were Tommy Joe. And I specifically said you were
>NOT Tommy Joe. So stop lying again.
>
>-sw

Oh for ****s sake, quit whining. You sound like Julie Bove.

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James Post wrote:
>
> Some ignorant little **** named "Projectile Vomit
> Chick" calling me a
> retard. That's pretty funny.

Wow! I bet she has NEVER heard that one before.

"Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 13:19:58 -0400, blake murphy
> wrote:

>> So, having some ****ing idiot on Usenet tell me I'm a fool is supposed
>> to bother me? Yeah, right. Suck my cock, flake.
>
>even if i did , you'd still be a fool. but i'm not.
>
>blake

There is no "if". You are a cock sucker. Mostly your own, but I'm sure
squirts would go "69" with you. You could even hide his legs and
pretend to be twins! You're a ****ing idiot, boy.

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On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 13:17:13 -0400, blake murphy
> wrote:

>> You're an asshole and a fool.
>
>really? in maybe fifteen years i haven't posted as much idiotic crap as
>you have in the last week.
>
>blake

Wrong again, fool. Everything you post is crap. You're as phony as a
three dollar bill, asshole. You're also a ****ing idiot. You've proven
that to everyone on Usenet.

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On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 13:44:10 -0400, "John Smythe"
> wrote:

>James Post wrote:
>>
>> Some ignorant little **** named "Projectile Vomit
>> Chick" calling me a
>> retard. That's pretty funny.
>
>Wow! I bet she has NEVER heard that one before.
>
I doubt that. She's a **** with a body. The body is used for nothing
more than moving about. She acts like a ****, thinks like a **** and
speaks like a ****. She is nothing more than a ****.

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On Jul 2, 1:17*pm, blake murphy > wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jul 2011 12:37:55 -0400, James Post wrote:

> > You're an asshole and a fool.


> really? *in maybe fifteen years i haven't posted as much idiotic crap as
> you have in the last week.



Don't stop trying Blake. Remember, practice makes perfect.
Enjoying the flame wars a bit actually, kind of like a snack between
meals. Not really so off topic for a cooking group. Keep up the good
work.

TJ

"Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Jul 2, 1:54*pm, James Post > wrote:

> You are a cock sucker. Mostly your own, but I'm sure
> squirts would go "69" with you. You could even hide his legs and
> pretend to be twins!


Sounds like a personal fantasy. Pretty funny though.

TJ

"Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 13:54:09 -0400, James Post wrote:

> On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 13:19:58 -0400, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>>> So, having some ****ing idiot on Usenet tell me I'm a fool is supposed
>>> to bother me? Yeah, right. Suck my cock, flake.
>>
>>even if i did , you'd still be a fool. but i'm not.
>>
>>blake
>
> There is no "if". You are a cock sucker. Mostly your own, but I'm sure
> squirts would go "69" with you. You could even hide his legs and
> pretend to be twins! You're a ****ing idiot, boy.

do you talk about *anything* else but sucking cock?

blake

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On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 12:03:39 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:39:54 -0400, James Post wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 1 Jul 2011 18:35:46 -0700 (PDT), Tommy Joe
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>Thank you,
>>>Tommy Joe (the one and only)
>>
>> Squirts says I'm you. You say you're only you. I say squirts is you.
>> Its all about you, squirts.
>
> Nobody ever said you were Tommy Joe. And I specifically said you were
> NOT Tommy Joe. So stop lying again.
>
> -sw

i think la post has trouble with reading comprehension.

your pal,
blake

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On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 13:55:33 -0400, James Post wrote:

> On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 13:17:13 -0400, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>>> You're an asshole and a fool.
>>
>>really? in maybe fifteen years i haven't posted as much idiotic crap as
>>you have in the last week.
>>
>>blake
>
> Wrong again, fool. Everything you post is crap. You're as phony as a
> three dollar bill, asshole. You're also a ****ing idiot. You've proven
> that to everyone on Usenet.

really? who is 'everyone'? geniuses like you, sheldon and andy? it is to
laugh.

blake

"Tommy Joe" and "Billy Zoom" are both Squirts
 

blake murphy > wrote in
:

> On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 13:54:09 -0400, James Post wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 13:19:58 -0400, blake murphy
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>> So, having some ****ing idiot on Usenet tell me I'm a fool
>>>> is supposed to bother me? Yeah, right. Suck my cock, flake.
>>>
>>>even if i did , you'd still be a fool. but i'm not.
>>>
>>>blake
>>
>> There is no "if". You are a cock sucker. Mostly your own, but
>> I'm sure squirts would go "69" with you. You could even hide
>> his legs and pretend to be twins! You're a ****ing idiot,
>> boy.
>
> do you talk about *anything* else but sucking cock?

This homoerotic fixation of his speaks volumes towards his wobbly
sense of identity, not to mention self-esteem and, yes, let us
dare to mention it, sexual orientation.

This has been fun, but I have work to do and a deadline to meet.

--

I read about an [Inuk] hunter who asked the local missionary
priest: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to
hell?" "No," said the priest, "not if you did not know."
"Then why," asked the [Inuk], "did you tell me?"

Annie Dillard

Is there any way to get get this twit to quit posting under my name. It shows up on all the search engines and it's starting to bug me.
Billy Zoom...the REAL ONE!