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Default MAY 21, 2011: JUDGMENT DAY -- post-rapture pet care

On May 16, 3:03*pm, (One Angry
Liberal) wrote:
> (Edward A. Falk) wrote:
>
> > Anybody living the the San Francisco Bay Area, I offer my
> > services: *For $1000, payable in advance, I will provide
> > lifetime care for your pets after you've been raptured
> > away.

>
> > I'm an athiest (fundamentalist agnostic to be precise) and
> > have done some Very Bad Things in my lifetime, so you can
> > have the highest confidence that I will still be here on
> > earth after the rapture.

>
> > Payment due before May 21, services to commence after the
> > rapture and continuing for the life of your pet.

>
> > Offer is limited, so don't delay.

>
> $1000 to take care of them for 5 months? *I mean, you know that the world
> will be ending on October 21, 2011, don't you?


No, it's 12/12/12. That's not very much money for 19 months or so....

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