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MAY 21, 2011: JUDGMENT DAY -- post-rapture pet care
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MAY 21, 2011: JUDGMENT DAY -- post-rapture pet care
On May 16, 3:03*pm, (One Angry
Liberal) wrote: > (Edward A. Falk) wrote: > > > Anybody living the the San Francisco Bay Area, I offer my > > services: *For $1000, payable in advance, I will provide > > lifetime care for your pets after you've been raptured > > away. > > > I'm an athiest (fundamentalist agnostic to be precise) and > > have done some Very Bad Things in my lifetime, so you can > > have the highest confidence that I will still be here on > > earth after the rapture. > > > Payment due before May 21, services to commence after the > > rapture and continuing for the life of your pet. > > > Offer is limited, so don't delay. > > $1000 to take care of them for 5 months? *I mean, you know that the world > will be ending on October 21, 2011, don't you? No, it's 12/12/12. That's not very much money for 19 months or so.... N. |
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